Phone call this morning...

Him:  I'm ringing for massage
Me:   Well I'm not a massage specialist
Him:  Do you do deep throat
Me:   If its not on my profile I don't do it

Plenty of guys want me specifically but I get so sick of guys ringing up who havent even read the intro,  (god forbid they read my likes list). 

One of my pet hates actually. Why do most clients fail to read our dos and donts. It would save us all so much time.

Ok so there are short notice bookings, then there are ionlyhavea45minutewindowtogetawayfrommywife short notice requests
Him: are you available today
Me: yes I am, when are you looking for?
Him: when you are available as soon as possible
Me: say from 3.30 (it was 2.50 at the time)
Him: no that's too late
Me: ok thanks, bye

Pondered for 1 sec as to whether it was worth rushing around like a maniac for what would probably be a 30 min booking and thought naw I'd much rather eat my lunch in peace.
But hang on I'm being unfair here a whole 15/20 mins notice, sure I can turn into a glamour puss in that time.
He didn't even know my location or how long it'd take to get to mr.
Something tells me he was desperately ringing round, going down the list trying to find someone who would fit in with him. It'd serve him right if no one did!

Ok so there are short notice bookings, then there are ionlyhavea45minutewindowtogetawayfrommywife short notice requests
Him: are you available today
Me: yes I am, when are you looking for?
Him: when you are available as soon as possible
Me: say from 3.30 (it was 2.50 at the time)
Him: no that's too late
Me: ok thanks, bye

Pondered for 1 sec as to whether it was worth rushing around like a maniac for what would probably be a 30 min booking and thought naw I'd much rather eat my lunch in peace.
But hang on I'm being unfair here a whole 15/20 mins notice, sure I can turn into a glamour puss in that time.
He didn't even know my location or how long it'd take to get to mr.
Something tells me he was desperately ringing round, going down the list trying to find someone who would fit in with him. It'd serve him right if no one did!

We can only hope that NO ONE did.

Quote from: sweet jane on 20 November 2011, 02:03:04 pm

and....WHUT??

email today:Subject: hi (me)
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Hi I require your remarks/opinion on a matter. As you are a mature woman,
an escort and also well experienced which makes you perfect for providing
a remark/opinion. Hunny if you are okay helping with it, can I put my
matter? It wont take you more than 4mins:) :)but I?m sorry that I would
not be able to pay or place any booking for it, and your opinion is to be
free, but PLEASE, I would really appreciate it as it would help me loads.
btw u r damn sexy (my name) haha and is that reaaly you? or a fake profile
with a model pics? :/ and (me) by no means u look 47

gawd give me strength, how do people find the time to write such bollox?

pondering the free remarks/opinion I might offer. 

 I got this, too!! And he personalises it!!! Blocked him. Just can't deal...

You too? I really AM offended now! I thought I was his chosen one! 

JodieTS mine too. I hate pre planned bookings. I only take same day bookings unless I know the guy.
 Natalie Xx

Quote from: Mellow on 20 November 2011, 03:25:56 pm

Ok so there are short notice bookings,
then there are ionlyhavea45minutewindowtogetawayfrommywife short notice requests
Him: when you are available as soon as possible
Me: say from 3.30 (it was 2.50 at the time)
Him: no that's too late
Me: ok thanks, bye

I get a lot of requests asking if they can see me in 10 minutes.
I've made a lot of money doing this.
Here is eleven minutes in my life:

• 3 minutes for shower
• 2 minutes to tidy flat and put porno on DVD
• 3 minutes to put on work clothes
• 3 minutes to do make-up

(the minus 1 minute being me doing lippy/mascara while talking them in using phones handfree facility and also checking out car occupancy, noting make model reg....)

A lot of my clients are a spur of the moment thing and I keep a lot of business
doing the above.

Bloody hell you are a fast mover, I just can't get ready that quick - I do do short notice but I need half an hour notice minimum (and actually usually they need at least that amount of time to get to me).  In Glasgow about 90% of my bookings are same day, so I just have to work like that.  I'd prefer some more pre-booked so I know where I am and can structure my time better.

This guy just peed me off.  He chose the time to wrong when I'd JUST made a cup of tea and was about to have a (very late) lunch. 
The day before I saw a guy with 20 mins notice but he was very polite,  he'd tried to see me a couple of times before so I didn't mind rushing around as I knew he specifically wanted to see ME as opposed to some random escort.

Quote from: Mellow on 20 November 2011, 07:59:06 pm

...as I knew he specifically wanted to see ME as opposed to some random escort.

Like my posts,
I'm quite random in real life too
which is prob what appeals to them.   

Don't get me wrong.random can be great at times;  a high percentage of my short notice guys do turn up; right now I'm all dressed up with nowhere to go waiting for someone who contacted me last night (he confirmed too but did sound nervous about coming to a hotel so guess it was 50/50

I'm sure I won't be the only one who got this little beauty!

how much for me to strip naked and wank off while u watch me and your
fully clothed?

we are talking 5 minutes wank tops - you dont touch me, i dont touch you.
love to be naked