Ooh, and I've just got one of my own!
"hi sexy, was thinking of booking but was wondering would you let a client try to get you pregnant? its a big fantasy of mine xx"
My reply......
"Really? You'd let me carry your child for 9 months, then raise it for the next 18 years? OK. My hourly rate is ?100. By my calculation, for the full 18 years 9 months, my fee will be ?16,440,000. If the bareback sex gives me HIV and I die before the child reaches 18, unfortunately no refunds can be given.
Please note, if a booking is more than ?500, I require a deposit beforehand. Please transfer ?8,220,000 in AW credits, and use the booking facility to let me know when you would like us to meet.
PS Anal is an extra ?50, and at my discretion"