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Coty

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Re: How not to book an escort,world championships!
« Reply #1740 on: 05 October 2011, 12:10:12 am »
65 year old guy on AW......

Delighted if you would give me a very rough indication of total fees for
an outcall to Olympic Park for say an hour's fun please....solo and then
with cat please. Any discreet sources for viagra...that works !  Your flat
out picture is superb....looks reasonably tight !.......

"looks reasonably tight!" lmfao  Romance is alive and well and living in Olympic Park!
and another one  asking for bloody viagra! Grrrr.
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Re: How not to book an escort,world championships!
« Reply #1741 on: 05 October 2011, 07:34:38 pm »
I was sort of thinking the camming might be 'fun' Cat, but sounds like there's always one who just wants to make derogatory remarks, I don't know if I could deal with it as coolly as you...Will mull that over for a bit!  :-\


Quote from: Coty on 05 October 2011, 12:10:12 am
65 year old guy on AW......

Delighted if you would give me a very rough indication of total fees for
an outcall to Olympic Park for say an hour's fun please....solo and then
with cat please.
Not of the feline variety??? (please say that's his pet name for his penis!)
What is wrong with these guys???
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Re: How not to book an escort,world championships!
« Reply #1742 on: 05 October 2011, 09:38:56 pm »
Quote from: natasha on 05 October 2011, 07:34:38 pm
I was sort of thinking the camming might be 'fun' Cat, but sounds like there's always one who just wants to make derogatory remarks, I don't know if I could deal with it as coolly as you...Will mull that over for a bit!  :-\


Quote from: Coty on 05 October 2011, 12:10:12 am
65 year old guy on AW......

Delighted if you would give me a very rough indication of total fees for
an outcall to Olympic Park for say an hour's fun please....solo and then
with cat please.
Not of the feline variety??? (please say that's his pet name for his penis!)
What is wrong with these guys???

HAHAHA!! no, that's ME he's referring to, I'm Coty's duo buddy :D
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Re: How not to book an escort,world championships!
« Reply #1743 on: 05 October 2011, 09:49:47 pm »
Quote from: natasha on 05 October 2011, 07:34:38 pm
I was sort of thinking the camming might be 'fun' Cat, but sounds like there's always one who just wants to make derogatory remarks, I don't know if I could deal with it as coolly as you...Will mull that over for a bit!  :-\


on the flipside this is probably the only job where you consistently get to hear: 'wow, you're beautiful' , 'what a great smile' , 'looking very lovely this evening' 'what great tits you have', 'what a great arse'.....it can be a good ego boost.  ;) ;D
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natasha

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Re: How not to book an escort,world championships!
« Reply #1744 on: 05 October 2011, 09:59:45 pm »
Quote from: Cat_BBW on 05 October 2011, 09:38:56 pm
HAHAHA!! no, that's ME he's referring to, I'm Coty's duo buddy :D
Oh, thank the lord!!
I am very protective over cats, poor little sulky bundles of fur.
However, sometimes it occurs to me that I should engage the brain before the typing fingers... :-[
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Re: How not to book an escort,world championships!
« Reply #1745 on: 06 October 2011, 11:48:58 am »
A regular of mine yesterday decided to leave me a voicemail (because I missed his call.) He was in his car and his radio/music system was going full pelt.  I could barely hear him. And just trying to listen to the voicemail deafend me, so I ignored it.
 
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Re: How not to book an escort,world championships!
« Reply #1746 on: 06 October 2011, 04:47:06 pm »
Hi. I think I came to see you sometime ago.  How much do you charge these days?
?x
That's rather a lot to charge in this day and age.
Call me when you've saved enough up, then. (Hangs up)
Left him listening to a "brrrrrrrrrrrr noise" emanating from his phone...[/i]
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Re: How not to book an escort,world championships!
« Reply #1747 on: 06 October 2011, 07:55:06 pm »
Not strictly for this section as a client today came
promptly paid and was charming throughout.
Afterwards,
"Can we stay in touch as friends as well?"
"Sure, Pay-friends"   :)
His {rather cute} face dropped a little....not what he had in mind.

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Re: How not to book an escort,world championships!
« Reply #1748 on: 07 October 2011, 07:50:15 pm »
pay friends...I shall use that phrase myself next time....With:

*Hopeful*- Hi Tash (grrr, my name is Natasha!)  How much to just come round and lick you for a while? I don't want anything back
Me- I have just raised my rates to ?80 per half hr, but as I've  seen you before, we can keep it at ?70.
*Hopeful*- oh ok
...and *Hopeful* did not pester me any more...

I had a fabulous enquiry this morning...
*Hopeful#2*- "Do you charge"
Me- "Yes, yes I do"  (but thinks to herself, 'didn't you guess this from my site advertising myself as a prossy, with my actual rates specified?)
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Re: How not to book an escort,world championships!
« Reply #1749 on: 07 October 2011, 08:33:25 pm »
Fabulous isnt it.?


Yesterday I had this:
    

Discount Hunter One :Hi, hun(grrrrrrr for starters)  are you working today?
Me : Yes
Discount Hunter: What are your rates  for a quickie, hun?(ugh I do have a name you know)
Me:?80 half hour. 45 mins ?100
Discount Hunter: Hmmmmm. Can you do half hour for 40 quid today hun?
Me No. I do not negotiate with my prices.
Discount Hunter:  No? But I am really good looking and  you get to have sex with a really..........
Me interrupting' I couldnt give a monkeys how good looking you are.  No discount' . Put phone down :-\


In your dreams mate...............




Discount Hunter  the 2nd:  Hello. Is that Miss Charles?
Me:Yes, the one and only.                                
Discount Hunter :  I am on such and such site but I cant seem to see your rates anywhere.
Me :  Okay how long  were you looking for ? Incall or out call?
Discount Hunter: :An hour or 90 mins incall.
Me:  An hour is ?130, 90 mins is ?180.
Discount Hunter : Are you serious?
Me: Yes. Deadly
Discount  Hunter: Okay . Ill call you back in three minutes.......'  ::)

Yeah, course you will, and pigs might fly!
    










 
                                        
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Mellow

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Re: How not to book an escort,world championships!
« Reply #1750 on: 08 October 2011, 09:39:58 am »
Ok so this morning I wake up to this: some idiot tried to book me via AW for 10.30 last night at 9.58pm.  Now even allowing for the following: I had BACK SOON prominently on my profile; I never work that late and certainly not first time bookings; I always ask for an email to check availability first.
Had everythign been the opposite of that AM I SUPERWOMAN to not only get ready but get into the centre of Glasgow (via public transport, again I put that on my profile) in 30 mins!!!

Then I noticed he had offering services on his profile.....and surprise surprise 0 feedbacks!  Explains a bit but not being a knob and sending probably what was a block booking to annoy as many girls as possible!

(Sorry serious sleep deprived grumpiness but all aimed at him)
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LouLou37

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Re: How not to book an escort,world championships!
« Reply #1751 on: 08 October 2011, 04:38:07 pm »
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Re: How not to book an escort,world championships!
« Reply #1752 on: 08 October 2011, 09:20:57 pm »
Man turns up at my house, without reading my profile.

Man: What services  do you offer? Can I....(list of services I don't offer...?)
Me: I don't offer that I'm afraid.
Man: Ok, then what are your prices?
Me: (Stated  prices)
Man: Oh god, I think I left my wallet in my car.
Me: Sure.

I get so angry when people don't read my profile before coming! grrr
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River

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Re: How not to book an escort,world championships!
« Reply #1753 on: 08 October 2011, 09:35:40 pm »
Today, 15:30
Tony, the eternal optimist: "I offer massage, wondered if you fancied a reciprocal time. Tony"

No.
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Re: How not to book an escort,world championships!
« Reply #1754 on: 10 October 2011, 08:52:25 am »
On Friday I had a guy call me asking if I was free on Sunday to go with him for lunch with his parents.  Basically he wanted me to act as his woman to please his parents or something like that.
    I don't mind earning money but I'd rather do it through what I offer, not sitting around in a strangers house feeling out of place and trying to answer awkward questions.

Needless to say I told him I couldn't.
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