Oh My God!

He's insane!!!! Talk about let your imagination get the better of you! How these men...or indeed women, think it's so easy to just do this kind of thing and not be noticed or have the police called for indecent exposure! And you'll be safe in his car and in the woods ....lol...dear god!

Note to self...do not expect any sanity in an insane world!!!!

That last comment you think of a better plan?............I can think of a number of responses that are very tempting he he. But best ignored I guess unless he  tries again.

I'm amused by the whole thing of course, but specifically that in his world taking it up the bum isn't "full sex".

or painless! My strapons a beast!!  

Also my first email has just updated as having 3 alias.. the one he contacted me on has sent 3514 emails! 

Oh thank the Lord for this forum and this thread! 

When you are feeling abit low and isolated in this work and when the thought of sucking 1 more Willie between now and Xmas feels TOO much sometimes, it just warms the cockles to see none of us are really alone in all this..So long as we can all have a laugh together at the sheer ridiculousness of it all..

Brilliant advice as always Emily and I have been feeling exactly as you seem to be lately..Could well be time to pack away my strap-on one day soon ..

Oh I hear you!!! I'm soooo sick of sucking willies! lmao

Oh, I don't mind willies, as long as they're attached to decent clients! It's the colossal numbers of odd'uns and disrespectful people that make me weary.

Well I don't mind if they come quick or move on to something else...but when it goes on forever and you get jaw ache and a sore throat I just hate it! lol

One of last nights texts;

'where are you'
and
'Is my money not good enough'

Eh? They didn't ask for anything though...

Is my money not good enough... I freakin hate that! Just because you have money in your hand does not mean we will jump at the chance to fuck you...

The other one is... 'are you available to meet me?'

Um, I'm not sure as I dont know where you are when you would like to meet or how long for?!?

Friday night..............maybe they were pissed? lol. Just a thought...........

I had that sneakin' suspicion too...

well i dont get loads of weird calls but ....

years ago  i shared a flat with a friend of mine   and we got broken into  all that was taken was my thigh high pvc boots  and a few bits and pieces

so we never really thought much of it  untill the phone calls started  im going to call the caller my boots
me  Hello

my boots  hi is that Paris

me Yes how can i help you 

my boots    ( very sinister low squeaky voice)  i have your boots paris im wearing them right now and wanking over them    yuck
 then he hangs up

Over the years i have moved flats and locations but always got phone calls from my boots  telling me what he was doing to my poor pvc boots  how he was wanking over them  into them and wearing them !! Sometime he would call me every week /months then it would be maybe 6 months or a year
i havnt heard from him for at least 9 months so maybe he has fell over while wanking and wearing my boots and broke his neck  i dont know  but i dont want the  boots back 

But what i couldnt get my head around and still cant is that my boots were a size  5  and very very tight and really hard to get on  and off  and anyone  who has worn pvc boots with the high wedge heel will agree with this its like a corset for you bloody feet

So i just have this permanent image of some really small guy ( ie a smurff) wearing  my pvc boots  i mean he would have to be bloody small as a bloke to fit his foot in my size 5 boots