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ladyjennaj

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Re: How not to book an escort,world championships!
« Reply #1515 on: 24 August 2011, 03:06:39 pm »
I had a guy ask if he could cum 6 times in an hour, and I politely told him it was impossible, but he was welcome to try. He promptly told me 'you are very arrogant for a common prostitute,'  :o :-\ Idiots lol
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Re: How not to book an escort,world championships!
« Reply #1516 on: 24 August 2011, 03:26:12 pm »
Quote from: ladyjennaj on 24 August 2011, 03:06:39 pm
I had a guy ask if he could cum 6 times in an hour, and I politely told him it was impossible, but he was welcome to try. He promptly told me 'you are very arrogant for a common prostitute,'  :o :-\ Idiots lol

Does that mean if you were a blue blooded prossie you would be entititled to arrogance?? :P
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Roxy101

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Re: How not to book an escort,world championships!
« Reply #1517 on: 24 August 2011, 03:50:09 pm »
Emails today:

HIM: hello beautiful, where roughly in colchester are you? xx

ME: Around the town area. XX

HIM: lol around the town area, you could say that about anywhere and be anywhere..

ME: I don't offer incalls, so you wouldn't need to know where I am, hun. Sorry.

HIM: lol i know i dont need to know, could of said that in the first place x



Am I the only one who has no idea what the point of that was? It states clearly on my profile that I do not offer incalls...

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Re: How not to book an escort,world championships!
« Reply #1518 on: 24 August 2011, 06:43:21 pm »
My lil gem of a mail today
erm hiya there ,, erm dunno what to say really , i feel kinda a little low and upset at the mo to be honest ,, am real shy . also i am Looking FOR good private friends aswell,? also u really do sound so down to earth and sweet would really hope u get back for a chat >? x ohh and nice pics x and wud u at all be interested in being friends at sum stage with me aswell , as i am a nice genuine person also ?x and yr the ebst i've seen on this site hun and thats being so so true and honest >? be great to get to know u aswell if thats ok ? hope that u do actually get back :)
Then this one i got a few months ago tho alil different is the same email with the same child level of grammer.
erm hiya there ,, erm dunno what to say really , i feel kinda a little low and upset at the mo to be honest ,, am real shy . also i am Looking FOR good private friends aswell,? also u really do sound so down to earth and sweet would really hope u get back for a chat >? x ohh and nice pics yr the best i've seenx and wud u at all be interested in being friends at sum stage with me aswell , as i am a nice genuine person also ?x and yr the ebst i've seen on this site hun and thats being so so true and honest >? be great to get to know u also as well as booking your time babes cuz i also know yr a human being and a friendly sounding one at that x :)x

Ladies plase observe the lack of grammer, that annoyed more me that him just trying to be friends.  I advised him if he would like to book me (as a friend or whatever else) then would be best to call me.
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Re: How not to book an escort,world championships!
« Reply #1519 on: 24 August 2011, 09:10:48 pm »
Quote from: Kayci on 24 August 2011, 06:43:21 pm
My lil gem of a mail today
erm hiya there ,, erm dunno what to say really , i feel kinda a little low and upset at the mo to be honest ,, am real shy . also i am Looking FOR good private friends aswell,? also u really do sound so down to earth and sweet would really hope u get back for a chat >? x ohh and nice pics x and wud u at all be interested in being friends at sum stage with me aswell , as i am a nice genuine person also ?x and yr the ebst i've seen on this site hun and thats being so so true and honest >? be great to get to know u aswell if thats ok ? hope that u do actually get back :)
Then this one i got a few months ago tho alil different is the same email with the same child level of grammer.
erm hiya there ,, erm dunno what to say really , i feel kinda a little low and upset at the mo to be honest ,, am real shy . also i am Looking FOR good private friends aswell,? also u really do sound so down to earth and sweet would really hope u get back for a chat >? x ohh and nice pics yr the best i've seenx and wud u at all be interested in being friends at sum stage with me aswell , as i am a nice genuine person also ?x and yr the ebst i've seen on this site hun and thats being so so true and honest >? be great to get to know u also as well as booking your time babes cuz i also know yr a human being and a friendly sounding one at that x :)x

Ladies plase observe the lack of grammer, that annoyed more me that him just trying to be friends.  I advised him if he would like to book me (as a friend or whatever else) then would be best to call me.

Perhaps he should hire you as a grammar tutor?
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Roxy101

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Re: How not to book an escort,world championships!
« Reply #1520 on: 25 August 2011, 12:14:37 pm »
Not really a booking request, but still annoying all the same.

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hi how are you im just wondering if your interested in using my underwater camcorder to make movies and videos they will be in full HD im professional and wouldnt expect anything in return in terms of sexual services the videos can be as long as you require either in your bath, shower, hot tub or if your lucky enough to have your own pool i can then upload the videos straight to you computer or email them to you after editing if you require. please email me back on here or you can text me on 07538 ***** and i will call you back to have a chat about what you want.

hope to hear from you soon


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Anyone else had this?
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Sweet-Pleasure

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Re: How not to book an escort,world championships!
« Reply #1521 on: 25 August 2011, 06:29:46 pm »
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Hi can I make a booking? When are you in the city center?

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Hi there! I'm in the city center tonight and working until 11pm and from 6am to 11am tomorrow XxX

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Great! So can I have an appointment for 2?

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Cat_BBW

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Re: How not to book an escort,world championships!
« Reply #1522 on: 25 August 2011, 09:37:39 pm »
i want your pussy


How can I resist! Yeah baby, your succinct sensual prose has got me all steamy, I can see that a booking with you would be a challenging and interesting meeting of minds...if ONLY I knew what time, date and place you wanted to see me...
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Re: How not to book an escort,world championships!
« Reply #1523 on: 25 August 2011, 10:42:27 pm »
Quote from: Kayci on 24 August 2011, 06:43:21 pm
Ladies plase observe the lack of grammer, that annoyed more me that him just trying to be friends.  I advised him if he would like to book me (as a friend or whatever else) then would be best to call me.

You know what really really bugs me about emails like this is that we don't get a say in it. I had a guy on cam last night put up is email address saying add me to msn so we can be friends?! Who said I want to be your friend?!  ::)
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ladyjennaj

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Re: How not to book an escort,world championships!
« Reply #1524 on: 25 August 2011, 11:43:32 pm »
Quote from: Cat_BBW on 25 August 2011, 09:37:39 pm
i want your pussy


How can I resist! Yeah baby, your succinct sensual prose has got me all steamy, I can see that a booking with you would be a challenging and interesting meeting of minds...if ONLY I knew what time, date and place you wanted to see me...

Amen! I've had 'Ur so hot gal,' and 'I wanna fuck you so bad.'  ::)
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Re: How not to book an escort,world championships!
« Reply #1525 on: 26 August 2011, 01:27:31 am »
My best of the day

"r u indian?"

 my profile says "british" and I'm so pale I'm almost blue.  Tempted to reply back with

"do you have eyes?"


2nd place
"It would be nice to hear you and spend some memorable momemnts.
What is your philosophy?
What is the secret of your vop?"

vop?  vop??!!
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Re: How not to book an escort,world championships!
« Reply #1526 on: 26 August 2011, 01:36:18 am »
Quote from: ladyjennaj on 25 August 2011, 11:43:32 pm
'I wanna fuck you so bad.'  ::)

To be fair, that probably IS exactly what he would do :D

R xx
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Coty

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Re: How not to book an escort,world championships!
« Reply #1527 on: 26 August 2011, 02:42:02 am »
Quote from: Rooby on 26 August 2011, 01:36:18 am
Quote from: ladyjennaj on 25 August 2011, 11:43:32 pm
'I wanna fuck you so bad.'  ::)

To be fair, that probably IS exactly what he would do :D

R xx


LMAO :-) I must remember that next time someone says "I want to fuck you so bad!"
Brilliant!
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Re: How not to book an escort,world championships!
« Reply #1528 on: 26 August 2011, 09:44:06 am »
This beauty waiting for me in my AW inbox today:

i could see you today before 6, providing you could

1) wear a sleeveless vest/tshirt
2) wear a tight smelly+dirty+sweaty bra
3) allow me to lick your armpits
4) you happy to lick and suck my balls
5) allow me to fuck you at least 2 times and one wank over your tits and have shower with me again, you massaging and cleaning my balls and cock and me massaging and cleaning your whole body.

let me know,
xxx

Funnily enough, it's the first sentence which pisses me off the most, the rest I could probably handle  :)
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Re: How not to book an escort,world championships!
« Reply #1529 on: 26 August 2011, 11:13:04 am »
Quote from: AngelaManchester on 26 August 2011, 09:44:06 am
This beauty waiting for me in my AW inbox today:

i could see you today before 6, providing you could

1) wear a sleeveless vest/tshirt
2) wear a tight smelly+dirty+sweaty bra
3) allow me to lick your armpits
4) you happy to lick and suck my balls
5) allow me to fuck you at least 2 times and one wank over your tits and have shower with me again, you massaging and cleaning my balls and cock and me massaging and cleaning your whole body.

let me know,
xxx

Funnily enough, it's the first sentence which pisses me off the most, the rest I could probably handle  :)

It is so good to know that people are so generous with their time... very nice of him to make it practically a favour to you. Some folks are so thoughtful!
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