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Dionne

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Re: How not to book an escort,world championships!
« Reply #1380 on: 28 July 2011, 08:43:38 pm »
Blood sports with fingers??? Pmsl
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Re: How not to book an escort,world championships!
« Reply #1381 on: 28 July 2011, 08:47:05 pm »
Quote from: Dionne on 28 July 2011, 08:43:38 pm
Blood sports with fingers??? Pmsl

lol like thumb wars to the death?

A quick search of google shows it's a kind of cactus, a kind of mushroom and a type of crab...

None of which I want involved in a booking thank you very much!
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Re: How not to book an escort,world championships!
« Reply #1382 on: 28 July 2011, 08:47:39 pm »
Lmffao!!!!!
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Re: How not to book an escort,world championships!
« Reply #1383 on: 28 July 2011, 09:12:30 pm »
Quote from: Dionne on 28 July 2011, 09:38:03 am
"my i see 3 sce tits out i go pvt" translations on a post card please.........

Translation: Excuse me fine lady but would you mind awfully showing to me you're beautiful bossom unclothed for precisely 3 seconds? If you do humour me in my request I may consider paying to see the rest...

Quote from: AngelaManchester on 28 July 2011, 11:31:16 am
I really can't stand the ones who can't even string a sentence together.  I wouldn't mind if it was a rarity, but every second person I get emailing me seems to be illiterate these days.

With doing cams and free chat I honestly cant believe some of the nonsense I have to read on a daily basis it's like talking to toddlers!! Which is why I find it so bloody ridiculous when they dare make comments about "non UK girls".  ::)
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Re: How not to book an escort,world championships!
« Reply #1384 on: 28 July 2011, 10:01:47 pm »
Quote from: Friday on 28 July 2011, 09:12:30 pm
Quote from: Dionne on 28 July 2011, 09:38:03 am
"my i see 3 sce tits out i go pvt" translations on a post card please.........

Translation: Excuse me fine lady but would you mind awfully showing to me you're beautiful bossom unclothed for precisely 3 seconds? If you do humour me in my request I may consider paying to see the rest...

Quote from: AngelaManchester on 28 July 2011, 11:31:16 am
I really can't stand the ones who can't even string a sentence together.  I wouldn't mind if it was a rarity, but every second person I get emailing me seems to be illiterate these days.

With doing cams and free chat I honestly cant believe some of the nonsense I have to read on a daily basis it's like talking to toddlers!! Which is why I find it so bloody ridiculous when they dare make comments about "non UK girls".  ::)

HEAR HEAR!! It was like moron central on there today!! At least half wanted me to look at their "big hard cock" in freeview (I got to the point where I just was Copy/Pasting  my earlier "only in group or private" reply!!), three wanted to work with me as a duo "cos you is well sexy", and one pleasant chap asked if I could shit on him if he made a booking. When I pointed out that my profile states that I DON'T do hardsports, he said he would pay lots of money. I said "NO" and he said "can you shit on cam for me"...one last try "I DO NOT DO SHIT!!" to which he said "I'll pay you extra if you can come and shit on me and I'll lick your ass clean".

My KICK button has had more use today than in the last few weeks....is it a full moon ???
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Re: How not to book an escort,world championships!
« Reply #1385 on: 29 July 2011, 08:57:15 am »
Quote from: Friday on 28 July 2011, 09:12:30 pm
With doing cams and free chat I honestly cant believe some of the nonsense I have to read on a daily basis it's like talking to toddlers!! Which is why I find it so bloody ridiculous when they dare make comments about "non UK girls".  ::)

You know, I had someone on the phone recently who, when I told him I wasn't available (because he seemed shouty and odd), demanded to know if I had any friends who'd see him but only English girls because he didn't want 'no Eastern Europeans' who were 'rude and unfriendly'.

I was pretty speechless and just hung up really quickly, but OMG. He was literally the rudest person I'd spoken to for ages and I don't think it was being from Eastern Europe that would have made any of his previous unfortunate prossies feel a little unfriendly towards him!

People are truly astoundingly ignorant sometimes, aren't they? :(
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Re: How not to book an escort,world championships!
« Reply #1386 on: 29 July 2011, 05:20:31 pm »
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Hi, would yr friend do sessions on her own, just for me to touch her & wank myself as she looks more the shape u go for (just my personal taste).

Thanks

Hmmm by this logic I might call Pizza Hut tonight to ask if Domino's delivery to my area... Idiot.

 ::)
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Re: How not to book an escort,world championships!
« Reply #1387 on: 29 July 2011, 07:37:27 pm »
Quote from: MissArcaBunny on 29 July 2011, 05:20:31 pm
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Hi, would yr friend do sessions on her own, just for me to touch her & wank myself as she looks more the shape u go for (just my personal taste).

Thanks

Hmmm by this logic I might call Pizza Hut tonight to ask if Domino's delivery to my area... Idiot.

 ::)

Delightful! not!

I had one guy in private cam for a whole hour and it was going fine done my normal show and discussed possibly meeting as he was visiting Scotland soon. It was all going well until in the last 10 minutes he managed to basicly label me as a "fat goth but he likes my face and my personality so it's ok"  ::)  I am sooo glad he never contacted again thats for sure!!!  >:(
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Re: How not to book an escort,world championships!
« Reply #1388 on: 29 July 2011, 08:52:21 pm »
Quote from: Friday on 29 July 2011, 07:37:27 pm
Quote from: MissArcaBunny on 29 July 2011, 05:20:31 pm
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Hi, would yr friend do sessions on her own, just for me to touch her & wank myself as she looks more the shape u go for (just my personal taste).

Thanks

Hmmm by this logic I might call Pizza Hut tonight to ask if Domino's delivery to my area... Idiot.

 ::)

Delightful! not!

I had one guy in private cam for a whole hour and it was going fine done my normal show and discussed possibly meeting as he was visiting Scotland soon. It was all going well until in the last 10 minutes he managed to basicly label me as a "fat goth but he likes my face and my personality so it's ok"  ::)  I am sooo glad he never contacted again thats for sure!!!  >:(


Why do both of you get all the good men, huh? Damn...  :P
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Re: How not to book an escort,world championships!
« Reply #1389 on: 30 July 2011, 12:01:03 am »
oh...visitors from the twilight zone  ::)

have been camming but had switched over to skype so a guy could pay me direct, which he did but then for some weird reason we lost connection. my phone rings and even tho it's not the number I have listed for him I assume it IS him letting me know that force of nature/god/wife has interupted our call.

instead its some guy who just says 'are you on tonight?' i reply 'no' and hang up. (having never advertised as doing anything like late night or overnight bookings). then i get a text 'tomorrow?' followed by another text 'i will pay you ?3000 for tonight' ....yes OF COURSE YOU WILL.  ::) by another call, and another call, and another call.

I assume he is working his way through a list ...and a box of tissues.

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Re: How not to book an escort,world championships!
« Reply #1390 on: 30 July 2011, 08:45:56 pm »
Just had to share this... I have on my profile that I only do outcalls and it's posted three times in a row, in all caps. Got a call this afternoon from someone. When I get coldcalls I always start by explaining I don't do incalls, so as not to waste MY time... This guy says he'll get back to me... and he just did,

"Can we meet tonight I will book a room whr u want but do I have 2 pay u?"


classic...
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Re: How not to book an escort,world championships!
« Reply #1391 on: 30 July 2011, 09:26:50 pm »
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I would love to do a car meet with you but I don't have a car can I still do one?

Oh yes matey you can do one all right!
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Re: How not to book an escort,world championships!
« Reply #1392 on: 30 July 2011, 09:36:20 pm »
Oh and almost forgot my new crazy stalker guy - after finding my number on a PN report and not bothering to look up my AW profile this guy sends me a dozen texts asking questions. Nothing too bad until -

29/07 13.53 - "Wat u wearin?"

29/07 13.54 "Go on babe"

29/07 13.57 "?" (I've black listed him by this point)

29/07 14.52 "what u saying"

29/07 18.55 "u there?"

29/07 21.51 "hi"

29/07 23.47 missed call

30/07 00.01 missed call

30/07 07.28 "hi babe"

30/07 08.33 "u awake?"

30/07 08.52 missed call

30/07 10.55 missed call

30/07 15.00 missed call

I don't mind so much because my blacklist app means my phone doesn't even flash ring or vibe when he calls and texts, I can just check the app to see if he's still at it. But considering one of his questions was my working hours (phone answered 8am to 5pm working 10am to 4pm Mon-Fri) I'm not sure what he thinks he will achieve calling me at 00.01? Just glad his ass-hattery isn't disturbing my sleep lol!
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Re: How not to book an escort,world championships!
« Reply #1393 on: 30 July 2011, 10:18:56 pm »
Quote from: MissArcaBunny on 30 July 2011, 09:26:50 pm
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I would love to do a car meet with you but I don't have a car can I still do one?

Oh yes matey you can do one all right!

Thats amazing!  ;D

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Re: How not to book an escort,world championships!
« Reply #1394 on: 30 July 2011, 10:20:54 pm »
Quote from: Your Tera on 30 July 2011, 08:45:56 pm

"Can we meet tonight I will book a room whr u want but do I have 2 pay u?"


classic...

How do you respond to such a dumbarse question?!?   ???  ;D
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