I have a guy like this, used to constant text me silly questions, didnt hear from him for a few months then he started texting again. My first reply to him started 'Hi Dan' to which he replied 'why are you calling me Dan?'. I said because you've text me before asking me all of the same questions and your name came up next to this message' He then said 'Oh sorry, I didnt realise I'd message you before.
TWAT you obviously had no intention of booking me then or now so please just piss off!! (I didnt send that to him but I was very tempted!!
Yeah I've had a lot of long text convos (70texts from one guy since Friday, thanks for counting HTC!)
I've said things like "I'm turning my phone off for bed now, but let me know when you would like to meet" and he just says "OK hun, sleep tight!"
I don't want to say "Sod off unless you're making a booking!" but I can't be bothered with all the texting.
Can you imagine calling a posh restaurant and speaking to the ma?tre d? -
"Hi your menu looks amazing!"
"Thank you sir, we have a reservation policy, would you like to make a reservation?"
"Yes! I hear your window tables have lovely views!"
"Yes sir, overlooking the river. We have a table available at 7.30 this evening"
"I wasn't looking for a table tonight. Do you still serve venison even though it's out of season?"
"No Sir, I'm afraid we don't, we do have a duck specialty however"
"Sounds great! Do you accept cheques?"
"No Sir, only cash"
"And do you add a tip? Or is that optional?"
"That's at the discretion of the diner sir, when would you like to make a reservation for?"
"I have to go, will call back later"
"... "
2 weeks later
"Hi! I would like a table on the roof for 4am, party of 16!"
*The ma?tre d? hangs up, sets fire to the phone and throws it out of the window*
