"Hi there as you can see from my email address that my name is philip am 27 years old and the reason am contacting you is that i would like to book you and a friend to come to my house on the 19th of july for a ffm for 3hrs as a birthday treat to myself . What am looking for during the 3 hrs is sexy secretary, foot worship and anal, i see you do not do anal yourself so your friend would need to be willing to take a fat cock. I would also like your friend to be blonde or red if possible? If this is can be arranged please get in touch and let me know how much."

Well at least he's read MY profile but what friends are these?!?!? 

Dear Kitty

I'm Karl, I'm 42 and told very attractive, I'm also very submissive and enjoy serving attractive and assertive ladies.
I'm a professional mobile car scuff and scratch repair technician and detailer from the Uxbridge area.
I have many years of experience Repairing car bumper scuffs, scratches and alloy wheel scuffs as well as intimate detailing of cars.
I have also served ladies as a domestic cleaner and odd job man.
As I have this desire to serve and be exploited by a lady such as yourself I would like to offer my services to you totally free of charge.

This offer is not too good to be true I would like to fully detail, valet repair and care for your car as regularly as you would like and all I ask for in return is to be treated as your servant. Strange but true!
As I do obviously need to earn a living too, I would like to make this offer to just 1 or 2 ladies who would like a regular free of charge service.
I'm totally mobile and can provide services at your home or business.
So if you think you could use me now or in the future please feel free to call me any time.

Mobile: *************

Best Regards

Karl x

^^^^^^
fabulous!!!  where do these guys come from? and why don't they stay there?

Does he think you keep a selection of friends in a cupboard, like blow up dolls, that you can pick one out for just the occasion!

One i just was emailed....! Observe the spelling and use of grammer.

'erm hiya there ,, erm dunno what to say really , i feel kinda a little low and upset at the mo to be honest ,, am real shy . also i am Looking FOR good private friends aswell,? also u really do sound so down to earth and sweet would really hope u get back for a chat >? x ohh and nice pics yr the best i've seenx and wud u at all be interested in being friends at sum stage with me aswell , as i am a nice genuine person also ?x and yr the ebst i've seen on this site hun and thats being so so true and honest >? be great to get to know u also as well as booking your time babes cuz i also know yr a human being and a friendly sounding one at that x :)x'

I said if you would like a booking then contact me to book, otherthan that NO thankyou (looking for a freebie).

Kayci X