Swanlake did he not get back to you after you replied to his long drawn out drivel 😴

ha yes he said ok he respects my decision not to see him, and wished me good luck cheeky sod

Just had an email via adultwork: Can you please text me on xxx to arrange an appointment
Lazy idiot 

I hate emails like that.

An opening text from a new client that simply says "Hotel?" 

And that just lets you know the kind of idiot your dealing with 

My latest how not to was a text message simply saying "you and me this afternoon" 

It wasn't even a question!  He didn't receive a reply. Poor thing. 😋

Hi I'm local to your area would like to visit but worried about being seen 
After some reasurance that the place is very discreet he started texting asking very silly questions. Do you live there will I see you on the high street ?
I've not bothered replying I've blocked I don't need that pain in the ass paranoia

I had exactly the same last week. I very nearly didn't see him cos of this but in the end I did and he was lovely

I've had the same convo by text 4 times today and it's not even 11am, the joys of being Available Today

Him: Are you available today
Me: Yes, what sort of time and how long would you like?
Him: Radio silence

I answer within a few seconds, sometimes I'm asked to confirm the town I'm in, but them not having a clue about such basic info as when and how long they want is just 

It's my belief that the nearest some men will ever get to an actual booking is sending a message or making a phone call. Knowing they're talking to a real life prossie is exciting enough but they're not brave enough to go any further.  🙄

Very weird sounding man with perculiar WhatsApp image.
"Do you do sex "? was all he said after moments of silence
I cut the call he then called from a landline and I just said I'm not taking your booking. I don't care what he thought but gut instinct .