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Coty

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Re: How not to book an escort,world championships!
« Reply #1020 on: 28 April 2011, 03:52:49 am »
Quote from: naughtyjas on 27 April 2011, 10:25:51 pm
What a wally, I would be tempted to tell him that Geography lessons are extra.

Jas x

Ha ha ha....good one Jas.

Man what a prize twat! (him not you Jas lol) How not to book an escort indeed!
Don't know why but that's really annoyed me! lol

Coty.
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Coty

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Re: How not to book an escort,world championships!
« Reply #1021 on: 28 April 2011, 03:58:12 am »
Quote from: Krystal Champagne on 28 April 2011, 12:16:02 am
Wow. Just... wow. The freebie hunters get more creative every time! Given that I don't do overnights at all it's an even worse offer. That said, given that he's offered me the choice of which 10 songs... I could really screw with him. We'll have some death metal, some opera written for a female singer, 'Taking the Hobbits to Isengard'... Oh and of course seeing as I always take payment up front, if any of them aren't up to standard I'll walk :P

LOL would be worth doing just for a laugh if you had someone outside in case he turned nasty after the concert!
Jesus wept!  He sounds like my brother. He's a bit...well a lot ...loopy loo, and he wanted to call me up and sing all his latest creations on the phone for my Birthday present two weeks ago! 

Coty xxx
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Re: How not to book an escort,world championships!
« Reply #1022 on: 28 April 2011, 11:41:53 am »
Quote from: Coty on 28 April 2011, 03:52:49 am
Quote from: naughtyjas on 27 April 2011, 10:25:51 pm
What a wally, I would be tempted to tell him that Geography lessons are extra.

Jas x

Ha ha ha....good one Jas.

Man what a prize twat! (him not you Jas lol) How not to book an escort indeed!
Don't know why but that's really annoyed me! lol

Coty.

I know! Maybe he's trying to prompt a text response from me even though I don't reply to texts, dunno, I just found it just really rude! If I was going to lie about being a student, i'd make it some amazing course, not frigging geography!
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Re: How not to book an escort,world championships!
« Reply #1023 on: 28 April 2011, 11:50:10 am »
Quote from: Friday on 28 April 2011, 01:51:27 am
"hi there..I got your number off your site..."

I don't mind this one actually. It means when they start asking about all the stuff they should have checked before they called, I don't need to establish that they have internet access and aren't coming from one of those bastard contact mags.
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Re: How not to book an escort,world championships!
« Reply #1024 on: 28 April 2011, 05:33:45 pm »
Just had an e-mail from a young guy informing me that although he's short of cash he is offering M&S vouchers at under half my hourly rate as payment & went on to list what I could even spend them on food, think I need to put my rates up!
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Re: How not to book an escort,world championships!
« Reply #1025 on: 28 April 2011, 06:24:20 pm »
Oh my goood! Ridiculous! How dare people offer anything other than the going rate we charge, I find it sooo rude! If he rates his M&S vouchers so highly, why not use them himself? Grrrrr I would definitely refuse to ever see that person even if he did have the money!
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Friday

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Re: How not to book an escort,world championships!
« Reply #1026 on: 28 April 2011, 07:00:35 pm »
Quote from: Krystal Champagne on 28 April 2011, 12:16:02 am
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Hey sexy I would like to have an overnight booking with you at your place on 3rd May. I work music industry and have had a successful singing career so far.
My name is Dave im 40 years old, extremely handsome with a beautiful cock and balls.
However, I do not pay for sex so what I am offering is my voice for your hearing pleasure. I know this may seem unusual, but trust me I have an amazing voice and I'm willing to sing to you 10 songs of your choice. So basically you will enjoy some hot passionate sex with me and your own personal live concert from me!
Sorry if this was quite long but I am very much looking forward to meeting you as I'm sure you are excited too.
Thankyou
Dave x x x

Husband and I were discussing this and think the best response would be too say you need a sample of his voice and ask him too send you a recording..only fair lol  ;D
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Re: How not to book an escort,world championships!
« Reply #1027 on: 29 April 2011, 12:24:22 am »
Lol, as I was reading that my first thought was "X-Factor reject". Given that actual stars pay up when hiring escorts, what on earth makes him think he's going to get special treatment?
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Re: How not to book an escort,world championships!
« Reply #1028 on: 29 April 2011, 07:38:17 am »
Well I have just spent the last couple of days reading this thread on and off. Thank you so much for all the laughs ladies! Some of you have very witty replies :)

Interestingly, it seems that idiocy and timewasters are a global issue. No matter where you go in the world, you always find:

a) punters thinking that they can obtain free sex
b) men pretending to be male escorts so they can obtain free sex, and;
c) punters thinking they can get sex cheaply

Christ on a bike! I will say that it's made me steer well clear of advertising on Adultwork  ;D My rates are probably too high for there anyway!
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Re: How not to book an escort,world championships!
« Reply #1029 on: 30 April 2011, 11:32:54 pm »
Hello everybody,

I have had an absolute day of it today so i pretended to be the receptionist on the phone today, well it didn't help me what so ever.

Man: Can i have details please
Me: Yes, runs through details,
Man: So do you work?
Me: No I'm just the receptionist
Man: Will you come in the room
Me: No i only answer the phone.
Man: Well can i show you my cock then?
Me: Click.

This happens to me probably everyday but its just the same if i say i am the girl on today.

I also had this today.

Man: Hello can you tell me who's working?
Me: Yes its Mak, have you been before?
Man: No,
Me: Did you want details
Man: I'm having a wank.

HA HA HA HA HA...Silly wanky little men they make me laugh.

Love N' Hugz.

Mak.
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Re: How not to book an escort,world championships!
« Reply #1030 on: 01 May 2011, 01:34:49 am »
Hey

We are an escort agency based in the united kingdom in glasgow. We would like you to come and work for us giving you an opportunity to make as much as ?1500 pounds a week, work for flexible hours and afford anything you want.

We are discrete and have ready clients, we help professionals and business men get the best companionship time possible.

Please reply if interested in this opportunity.
Diamond Escort
We are new in glasgow city centre we have alot of clients around the world visiting glasgow for plesure and business.
Visit our website diamondescortuk.webs.com
climateserial@live.co.uk

the website is delightfull and worth a look just to laugh at! lol


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Coty

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Re: How not to book an escort,world championships!
« Reply #1031 on: 01 May 2011, 04:08:16 am »
Quote from: Friday on 01 May 2011, 01:34:49 am

Visit our website diamondescortuk.webs.com
climateserial@live.co.uk

the website is delightfull and worth a look just to laugh at! lol

Ha ha ha ha ha. how professional! 2 dodgy pics of 'models' and they provide girl friend experience and girl friend experince! lmao And spotted that with just me having a quit glimpse for 2 minutes!

Coty xxx


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Re: How not to book an escort,world championships!
« Reply #1032 on: 01 May 2011, 09:10:20 am »
Quote from: Friday on 01 May 2011, 01:34:49 am
. We would like you to come and work for us giving you an opportunity to make as much as ?1500 pounds a week, work for flexible hours and afford anything you want.



Hmm really. ?120 for 2 hours and platinum members get 50% discount. So its ?60 for two hours work minus the agency cut. Wow that really would make it hard to earn any money at all.

I love the free webs.com site they have. A professional agency really would not use a free site like them as their templates are basically all the same and vey unprofessional
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Re: How not to book an escort,world championships!
« Reply #1033 on: 01 May 2011, 10:35:03 am »
Ha ha! That has to be a contender for the most amateur website!
Where did they get that 'gallery' model shot from?
It looks like a secretly taken camera-phone snapshot in an airport queue! 
Never mind protecting your website pics girls to avoid them being used - just wear dark glasses the next time you are browsing the veg in Asda!  ;D
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Friday

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Re: How not to book an escort,world championships!
« Reply #1034 on: 01 May 2011, 11:57:18 am »
Ha when I first looked there was no gallery!

Just too fill in the gaps the AW member that sent me this is 21 years old! Barely old enough to even have an appointment with me. Yet another cheeky little shit who thinks he'll get rich easy, the biggest mistake everyone makes with the industry is too assume it's "easy money". Welcome to business little boy, it's bloody hard work!  >:(

I see there is also a mobile number now so will be adding that too the ignore list lol just in case.
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