See also the main SAAFE.info site for more Support And Advice For Escorts

Author Topic: How not to book an escort,world championships!  (Read 2587643 times)

River

  • Sr. Member
  • ****
  • Posts: 1,150
Re: How not to book an escort,world championships!
« Reply #1005 on: 25 April 2011, 10:10:53 am »
I was reading this very thread, 5 minutes ago, when the pre-pay rings:
-Hi, where are you?
In bed. Where are you?
-Basingstoke
I don't advertise in that area, but if you want to travel up to my town, fine. What's your name?
-Bradley. OK, see you in an hour or so.
Fine; phone me when you get here

Then a text:  - Fancy some phone fun?
{I knew it was a fake appointment from the first sentence; sometimes you can just tell}
My text back: Sure, phone me

Bradley then rings for some hot sex chat
Bradley hangs up

Then Bradley sends another text:
-very funny. I wanted a hot sex chat with you.

Bradley now shows up on my phone as "Blocked Bradley"
« Last Edit: 23 January 2017, 03:31:27 pm by River »

Coty

  • Guest
Re: How not to book an escort,world championships!
« Reply #1006 on: 25 April 2011, 10:39:29 pm »
LMAO....brilliant:-)

Coty x

Lexi

  • Jr. Member
  • **
  • Posts: 97
Re: How not to book an escort,world championships!
« Reply #1007 on: 26 April 2011, 11:43:09 am »
Love this:

hi as am low on cash at the moment, will you accept a 'Nokia 5530' mobile phone as a form of payment for a 30 mins appointment? its worth ?100 in shops, i'm 18 years old. thanks

Naaaaah thanks.

EmilyJones

  • Member
  • Sr. Member
  • *
  • Posts: 3,005
Re: How not to book an escort,world championships!
« Reply #1008 on: 26 April 2011, 02:14:06 pm »
hi as am low on cash at the moment, will you accept a 'Nokia 5530' mobile phone as a form of payment for a 30 mins appointment? its worth ?100 in shops, i'm 18 years old. thanks

Naaaaah thanks.

Lol, I love those ones, too. Because, dear boy, if that phone is "worth ?100 in shops" why don't you sell it? Then you can offer your preferred escort payment in cash, like a grown-up. ;D
Disclosure: The other person behind yourescortsite.com

Lexi

  • Jr. Member
  • **
  • Posts: 97
Re: How not to book an escort,world championships!
« Reply #1009 on: 26 April 2011, 03:06:52 pm »
Exactly!! Why would I want to waste my time trying to sell his phone? I was thinking as well that even it was worth ?100 in the shops it wouldn't be worth that through private selling?

Nevermind at least he had to guts to try it! So very tempted to rely but hey ho better not haha

Coty

  • Guest
Re: How not to book an escort,world championships!
« Reply #1010 on: 26 April 2011, 06:25:09 pm »
Love this:

hi as am low on cash at the moment, will you accept a 'Nokia 5530' mobile phone as a form of payment for a 30 mins appointment? its worth ?100 in shops, i'm 18 years old. thanks

Naaaaah thanks.

LMAO...oh my, they do try it on don't they? Never had anything as bizarre as that though! It's probably nicked too!

Coty xxx

Lexi

  • Jr. Member
  • **
  • Posts: 97
Re: How not to book an escort,world championships!
« Reply #1011 on: 27 April 2011, 06:36:26 pm »
Kk I actually have another - and this one really did rattle my cage, but needless to say I won't be replying!! Bit of background: On my adultwork profile I have put I am a geography student just so people feel like they know me a little before meeting.

1st text: R u really a geography student and if so, what does it consist of, know the longest river n the world?

Didnt reply to this as didn't pick it up until the second text:

2nd text: I am nt calling u a liar bt lets say i am a bit sceptical. It seems quite fashionable to claim to be a student.

Makes me LOL when i think about it... Seriously are you actually asking me this?

EmilyJones

  • Member
  • Sr. Member
  • *
  • Posts: 3,005
Re: How not to book an escort,world championships!
« Reply #1012 on: 27 April 2011, 08:29:37 pm »
2nd text: I am nt calling u a liar bt lets say i am a bit sceptical. It seems quite fashionable to claim to be a student.

Makes me LOL when i think about it... Seriously are you actually asking me this?

Makes me LOL, too! The weirdest thing about this man's deep concern for The Truth is that there really isn't some magical difference between a student's vagina and a non-student's vagina (or levels of service etc, to be less crude :P) so I'm not sure what the point of some pillock going on a crusade to ask extremely complex and devious questions (like the one in your post above, ha) to determine whether or not you really are a student could be?!

Frankly, I know being a student might be a popular thing to claim because it implies youth and maybe part-time-ness or whatnot, but any sensible client would know you can have mature part-time students and any sort of in-between thing so all he needs to do to figure out whether or not he wants to see you is to read all the other words around the "student" bit in your profile.

Or I suppose he could just send texts that are quite hilarious because I imagine him literally frowning in consternation at your profile and feeling compelled to ask you (in illiterate txtspk, no less) if you really have TEH SMARTZ. ;D
Disclosure: The other person behind yourescortsite.com

Friday

  • Sr. Member
  • ****
  • Posts: 989
Re: How not to book an escort,world championships!
« Reply #1013 on: 27 April 2011, 09:52:34 pm »
I get it all the time doing freechat, guys trying to ask "clever questions"  ::)

naughtyjas

  • Sr. Member
  • ****
  • Posts: 377
Re: How not to book an escort,world championships!
« Reply #1014 on: 27 April 2011, 10:25:51 pm »
What a wally, I would be tempted to tell him that Geography lessons are extra.

Jas x

xw5

  • Administrator
  • Sr. Member
  • *****
  • Posts: 5,849
    • I should be updating this instead...
Re: How not to book an escort,world championships!
« Reply #1015 on: 27 April 2011, 10:45:08 pm »
I'm not sure what the point of some pillock going on a crusade to ask extremely complex and devious questions (like the one in your post above, ha) to determine whether or not you really are a student could be?!

The funniest thing is that it's not actually an easy question to answer and not doable accurately in 140 characters...

Next question 'Who killed John F Kennedy?' I know the correct answer :) and if you don't give it, you're clearly faking too :) :)
'The Ian formerly known as SW5'. What they said: "Indispensable", "You are our best resource", and (hours later!) "I'm afraid that you're being made redundant..."

Winding down YourEscortSite.com

EmilyJones

  • Member
  • Sr. Member
  • *
  • Posts: 3,005
Re: How not to book an escort,world championships!
« Reply #1016 on: 27 April 2011, 11:08:03 pm »
The funniest thing is that it's not actually an easy question to answer and not doable accurately in 140 characters...

But the first skill you learn at school/uni is Googling! ;D
Disclosure: The other person behind yourescortsite.com

xw5

  • Administrator
  • Sr. Member
  • *****
  • Posts: 5,849
    • I should be updating this instead...
Re: How not to book an escort,world championships!
« Reply #1017 on: 27 April 2011, 11:58:12 pm »
OK, JFGI! does fit into a text message :)

'The Ian formerly known as SW5'. What they said: "Indispensable", "You are our best resource", and (hours later!) "I'm afraid that you're being made redundant..."

Winding down YourEscortSite.com

Steele

  • Sr. Member
  • ****
  • Posts: 264
    • Steele - Heavy Metal Harlot - Dirty Deeds Done Dirt Cheap
Re: How not to book an escort,world championships!
« Reply #1018 on: 28 April 2011, 12:16:02 am »
Quote
Hey sexy I would like to have an overnight booking with you at your place on 3rd May. I work music industry and have had a successful singing career so far.
My name is Dave im 40 years old, extremely handsome with a beautiful cock and balls.
However, I do not pay for sex so what I am offering is my voice for your hearing pleasure. I know this may seem unusual, but trust me I have an amazing voice and I'm willing to sing to you 10 songs of your choice. So basically you will enjoy some hot passionate sex with me and your own personal live concert from me!
Sorry if this was quite long but I am very much looking forward to meeting you as I'm sure you are excited too.
Thankyou
Dave x x x

Wow. Just... wow. The freebie hunters get more creative every time! Given that I don't do overnights at all it's an even worse offer. That said, given that he's offered me the choice of which 10 songs... I could really screw with him. We'll have some death metal, some opera written for a female singer, 'Taking the Hobbits to Isengard'... Oh and of course seeing as I always take payment up front, if any of them aren't up to standard I'll walk :P
Previously known as Krystal Champagne

Friday

  • Sr. Member
  • ****
  • Posts: 989
Re: How not to book an escort,world championships!
« Reply #1019 on: 28 April 2011, 01:51:27 am »
"hi there..I got your number off your site..."

the simplest most annoying obvious statement that makes me want bank my head off the table!!! grrr