Subject: Slave
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Slave,
I need a slut to please me head to toe, and eat and drink whatever I give her - spit, cum, piss.
Master also needs grooming, so washing, massaging, also needs to make sure hands and feet are in top condition. Your job is to do that - cutting my nails, removing hard skin off my feet too. If you're lucky, Master may also feed it all to you as part of your lunch or dinner.
Let me know. Available evenings or weekends with a 60 min booking to begin with.

So many  freaks out there messaging rubbish like this especially if you don't advertise you offer anywhere near this type of thing. ( no offense to the women that might like eating toe nails and dirty skin)

A guy messaged me today saying he was after "some dirty sex" so I reply asking exactly what he means by dirty sex and replies "you know, just some good knky sex"  no my dude I do not know. Still waiting for him to spell out what he wants but 99% sure it's something I don't offer. Either than or he just talks like a fourteen year old.

Some do this, I've been asked to talk 'kinky' during a paid phone chat - he wanted to talk about a blow job.

A guy messaged me today saying he was after "some dirty sex" so I reply asking exactly what he means by dirty sex and replies "you know, just some good knky sex"  no my dude I do not know. Still waiting for him to spell out what he wants but 99% sure it's something I don't offer. Either than or he just talks like a fourteen year old.

I get these from time to time, I politely tell them that what they find kinky and what I find kinky may be vastly different so you need to explain what your idea of dirty kinky sex is

Ha. There's a post on here somewhere from many years ago where a nervous punter had enquired about wanting to do some kinky positions and trying the 'karma sutra' and so on. When our poster finally got him to spit out what he meant, it was doggy 

I've had various clients asking for kinky meets, which is something I explicitly advertise so am more than happy to accommodate but, when I actually meet them, I'm waiting for anything actually kinky to happen. Sometimes I bring some of my kink toys in case they might want to use them, and they get nervous/uncomfortable about them. I remember one client like this requesting doggy, so I think this was the "kink" element in his viewpoint? 😂

Had somebody message me asking how much for an hour where he does whatever he likes with me.

I think not!!

Serial killer in the making !!

Had somebody message me asking how much for an hour where he does whatever he likes with me.

I think not!!

Ugh, once I had someone message asking for kink play without safe words... 

So this has happeend to me twice now in as many weeks. I tell someone I'm not available, they respond with "Please! I'll only take 5 minutes!"

The one today even had the cheek to say "maybe you could fit me in before 10am" which is when my availability starts from.

I get this slot wanting when I not working or outside of my hours.  So I tell them all yes and quote an extra for working outside advertised hours £50 over my advertised rate with an immediate deposit of £50.  They all go quiet or book my working hours. 

But I need to be more strict with myself  and stop looking at my work phone when I not working.

I get asked numerous times to see someone 'after your last' or to 'fit me in' some won't take no for an answer, I have even explained "I am tired, need to go to bed, do not work 24/7, want to have a personal life'. Some have tried to tell me how to fit them in. Pure bullying. I find a 'not available' without any explanation the best.

Right? So many of them seem to think we spend our waking hours seeing clients non-stop. They don't appreciate that even when it's physically possible to see them we might be too tired or just choosing to do something else.

And the ironic thing is if this guy had accepted when I told him I'm not free I would have gladly seen him on another day. But now he's outed himself as a boundary pusher and blown any chance he had.