I haven't had a problem with tea/coffee drinking clients but as I always offer a (non alcohol) drink a few have asked for tea or coffee. My trick is to always have the kettle just boiled before anyone arrives so I can make the cuppa in a couple of minutes and coffee is instant too. Inevitably the drink gets left untouched or a couple of sips at most so I don't know why they bother asking. Never had a man try to stretch his time with me using the tea trick and it would be failure central if they did.

The trouble with tea & coffee drinkers is their suddenly tiny bladders, they need like 3 toilet visits for one cuppa.

It's in their time surely?

One punter revealed his many loo trips was a result of his cocaine use, he was toppling up in my  bathroom. Explained his agitation, inability to sit still and erection problems (couldn't stay in one position long enough for me to stimulate him).

Oh it's definitely out of their time, but it's annoying trying to make a jack in a box cum.

Definitely, difficult to get into whatever is being tried!

This morning annoying one

CLIENT.  Can I see you for 30 mins today, If you want we can go for coffee first so you feel comfortable with me.

ME. I don’t have time to go for coffee as I’m very busy but I can do 30 mins what time do you like

CLIENT. Can I do 2pm for half he told me it had to be 2pm  (he books 2pm) then 20 mins later says can he do 3pm instead so he can give himself more time. Bare in mind he has booked first thing in the morning for 2pm, so not sure how he needs more time. He then said if I’m busy it’s fine he will book another day.

ME. Sorry busy now have a good day 

To be honest I knew he wasn’t genuine but I wanted see how it played it out. As if we will go coffee doing unpaid time so they can get to know us. I’m sure some think it’s a dating site.

When they ask your availability so you tell them and they ask if you can do any earlier or later. Surely, if I could, I would have included those times in my response. 

Tonight when I'm at the end of my tether with timewasting idiots

"Are you free?"
Me .. No I charge

"Are you available now?"
Me .. Oh are you outside my door?

He hung up on me 

Makes me feel better to give them some back.

I'd just said no to an '18 year old virgin' when I say I don't see under 25s and was obviously a bit on guard.

I've seen a few virgins.
I remember some guys booking me as a treat for their mate - which was really sweet.

But for one thing, I made sure he brought ID, for another thing, I was in my 20s so not much older than him.

At 55 now, I wouldn't see an 18-year-old now, that would be creepy.

Lately I’ve been getting weird messages, lots of requests involving piss and shit..! Someone recently asked if they could collect my waste in a bag every day.. another asking if I could piss on the floor so they can lick it up..!! 
They do come across quite submissive but I can’t understand it myself 

Does anyone honor these requests or are these men time wasting weirdos?  I only have ws listed on my page, nothing else to do with scat or even dom/sub.
As soon as I see ‘hi mistress’ I think oh here we go…