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Milf-G

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Re: How not to book an escort,world championships!
« Reply #15345 on: 29 June 2022, 10:48:07 pm »
It's too much of a coincidence i bet it's him ..😂

I'm tempted to leave him a review.... 🤣

curvywench

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Re: How not to book an escort,world championships!
« Reply #15346 on: 30 June 2022, 10:00:41 pm »
So prince charming tonight ( never been seen before by me, but a good few warnings to his number) sends me a text telling me he wants a car meet ( err not on offer pal plus past my clocking off time), and wants to suck on my piss flaps while I drive around wasting my fucking petrol in a car he doesn't know I have lol all for 250 non existent euro

Jesus hold me back girls, I am dying to say yes ....errrr puke
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Milf-G

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Re: How not to book an escort,world championships!
« Reply #15347 on: 30 June 2022, 11:30:45 pm »
So prince charming tonight ( never been seen before by me, but a good few warnings to his number) sends me a text telling me he wants a car meet ( err not on offer pal plus past my clocking off time), and wants to suck on my piss flaps while I drive around wasting my fucking petrol in a car he doesn't know I have lol all for 250 non existent euro

Jesus hold me back girls, I am dying to say yes ....errrr puke

I mean how exactly would you be driving whilst he is sucking your flaps??? Not quite sure he's familiar with female anatomy 🤣

curvywench

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Re: How not to book an escort,world championships!
« Reply #15348 on: 01 July 2022, 12:59:27 pm »
I mean how exactly would you be driving whilst he is sucking your flaps??? Not quite sure he's familiar with female anatomy 🤣

 ;D ;D cute aint he
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Nadya

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Re: How not to book an escort,world championships!
« Reply #15349 on: 01 July 2022, 04:35:38 pm »
"I never been with none white before! Love to see what you got ;).
I never paid before either!
Love too feel your bare!"

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Well isn't that precious?

Milf-G

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Re: How not to book an escort,world championships!
« Reply #15350 on: 01 July 2022, 07:32:35 pm »
"I never been with none white before! Love to see what you got ;).
I never paid before either!
Love too feel your bare!"

Urgh. Hate lack of grammar and correct spelling. Oh shit - bare???!!!!

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Well isn't that precious?

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Re: How not to book an escort,world championships!
« Reply #15351 on: 02 July 2022, 10:58:40 am »
Had a scammer recently turn up for a booking for the hour with all £10 notes that were the old kind that expired 4 years ago. When i said is this a joke you must think all escorts are thick to just accept these and give you a free service? He said oh my god i thought you could spend them had no idea so sorry. I pushed him out the door quickly. He said i am gutted drove all the way here and really want to stay with you. I wonder what poor woman he went on to pass them on to.

Jadine

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Re: How not to book an escort,world championships!
« Reply #15352 on: 02 July 2022, 11:47:50 am »
Hello
I am hoping we can do business
I would like to do a few films of your ass for my private twerking collection I will pay you whatever you require hope you be interested I am also interested in a session with you involving me ass worshipping and rimming you if ok with you this will not be filmed .
Thanks Janet

She's 2 aliases as well .

Gypsy

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Re: How not to book an escort,world championships!
« Reply #15353 on: 03 July 2022, 08:57:15 am »
Heard it all now. Got the offer to move to NZ and live with my client who I will become a mummy to.

Poor man has obviously got learning difficulties.

I have seen people like this before and I genuinely think this thread has a lot of men like this in it. That's the only rational explanation I can think of anyway.
These days there are no Prince Charmings. A girl just has to be her own hero

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Re: How not to book an escort,world championships!
« Reply #15354 on: 03 July 2022, 10:16:31 am »
Offered items as payment for services, which I could supposedly sell for between £300-600...  ::)

Got WhatsApp messages from someone else which I didn't reply to for two days as I wasn't working so work phone off. They messaged again saying they "want a go".  ???

Nadya

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Re: How not to book an escort,world championships!
« Reply #15355 on: 03 July 2022, 08:18:53 pm »

Got WhatsApp messages from someone else which I didn't reply to for two days as I wasn't working so work phone off. They messaged again saying they "want a go".  ???

I got one guy who wrote 'Like what I see'  yesterday, so I just delete it and the total Muppet re-sent the same message.

Blocked.

Nadya

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Re: How not to book an escort,world championships!
« Reply #15356 on: 03 July 2022, 08:34:06 pm »
Hello
I am hoping we can do business
I would like to do a few films of your ass for my private twerking collection I will pay you whatever you require hope you be interested I am also interested in a session with you involving me ass worshipping and rimming you if ok with you this will not be filmed .
Thanks Janet

She's 2 aliases as well .

And I just received this.  :FF

SheffSW

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Re: How not to book an escort,world championships!
« Reply #15357 on: 03 July 2022, 09:18:27 pm »
Someone messaged asking for an incall on I date I am not offering incalls (I only do incalls on specific dates written on my profile and thought I made this pretty clear but apparently not with all the people asking for them generally) and said they ideally want all services to be unprotected (my profile says no bareback under any circumstances and I will block anyone who asks)... So I guess that is a no from me. 😂

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Re: How not to book an escort,world championships!
« Reply #15358 on: 08 July 2022, 11:54:34 am »
Just been asked to do kink stuff without a safe word.  ::)

Milf-G

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Re: How not to book an escort,world championships!
« Reply #15359 on: 08 July 2022, 08:12:02 pm »
Just been asked to do kink stuff without a safe word.  ::)

Boundary pusher.