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Coty

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Re: How not to book an escort,world championships!
« Reply #975 on: 02 April 2011, 12:51:27 am »
Quote from: Friday on 01 April 2011, 11:39:53 pm
?300.. fine.. thats down to a girls choice of course.. until you read what he wants... Bareback, Cim, Anal! idiot  ::)

This keeps coming on...it gets loads of bids, then the next time there's no bids, then loads of bids! Weird.

But I was shocked how many were agreeing to bb!

Coty x
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Dionne

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Re: How not to book an escort,world championships!
« Reply #976 on: 02 April 2011, 12:52:27 am »
It's was in the birmingham area so probably a different one to the one you were looking at xx
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Friday

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Re: How not to book an escort,world championships!
« Reply #977 on: 02 April 2011, 11:20:35 am »
Quote from: Coty on 02 April 2011, 12:51:27 am
Quote from: Friday on 01 April 2011, 11:39:53 pm
?300.. fine.. thats down to a girls choice of course.. until you read what he wants... Bareback, Cim, Anal! idiot  ::)

This keeps coming on...it gets loads of bids, then the next time there's no bids, then loads of bids! Weird.

But I was shocked how many were agreeing to bb!

Coty x

I was shocked yes but I think what you have to remember is you do bid with your own price and I've picked up over time that some girls will bid way over the "suggested" price
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Re: How not to book an escort,world championships!
« Reply #978 on: 05 April 2011, 01:48:35 am »
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hi,
 
where can i find nuru massage in bahrain. if it is not in bahrain, where other than bahrain.
 
looking forward for your reply
 
regards

Given that I don't offer nuru massage and I'm not in Bahrain (I don't even know where that is?) this has to be the least efficient way of finding an escort ever  ;D
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Re: How not to book an escort,world championships!
« Reply #979 on: 05 April 2011, 08:27:15 am »
^^ Yes i got the Nuru massage email too, bloody freaks!!
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Re: How not to book an escort,world championships!
« Reply #980 on: 05 April 2011, 10:11:39 am »
Have to include this one from AW because it just made me lol so much this morning.....

Hi

I know you must get a thousand emails a day and rightly so .
You probably get loads asking the same as im going to but here goes . as they say shy boys dont get....

Im a male escort in the area and I was wondering if you ever needed a male companion to work with? There Ive said it so you can now delete this message along with all your other timewasters. But I hope you will give me the chance to prove im as genuine as i say I do hope you will get in touch I am proffesional I assure you and not just after a freeby.

Look forward to you getting in touch and I will send you my mobile if you want.
Talk soon

Mr Deluded.

Ps you photos look great tyour very beautiful and sexy

If anyone wants me to pass his details along so you can take him up on his 100% genuine and non freebie hunting offer please PM me ;D
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Re: How not to book an escort,world championships!
« Reply #981 on: 05 April 2011, 10:59:27 am »
He's not freebie hunting, he's offering to send you his mobile! Maybe it's an iPhone 4 ;D.

(Bahrain is next to Saudi Arabia.)
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Re: How not to book an escort,world championships!
« Reply #982 on: 05 April 2011, 11:13:56 am »
More likely, it hangs off his bedroom roof, has been there since he was six, and has stars and spaceships and things :)

(Currently in the news because of it's one of the countries with popular unrest going on. http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/2011_Bahraini_protests)
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Re: How not to book an escort,world championships!
« Reply #983 on: 05 April 2011, 12:12:05 pm »
Quote from: misscleo on 05 April 2011, 08:27:15 am
^^ Yes i got the Nuru massage email too, bloody freaks!!

I wonder if it's a Nuru gel seller trying to create interest in the product by pretending to be a client (from any old random place) looking for the service? Or perhaps I am deeply cynical even at my tender age? ;D

On the other hand, maybe the thing you really need when dealing with riots and mad politics and whatnot is a bloody good Nuru massage. I'm pretty sure that receiving one would make me literally belly-laugh for the whole 90 minutes - hilarious sliding around in slimy seaweed and being bathed like an old person etc - so yes, next time there's a protest here I think I'll start sending emails to people in different countries requesting the service, too!
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Re: How not to book an escort,world championships!
« Reply #984 on: 10 April 2011, 10:11:18 pm »
Hi Dear,

Yes dear I need appointment for your home. I mean in call service. Please also tell me your discounted price. I will be very thankful to you.

Thanks,
Mr DayDreamer

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Dionne

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Re: How not to book an escort,world championships!
« Reply #985 on: 10 April 2011, 10:26:31 pm »
Quote from: Friday on 10 April 2011, 10:11:18 pm
Hi Dear,

Yes dear I need appointment for your home. I mean in call service. Please also tell me your discounted price. I will be very thankful to you.

Thanks,
Mr DayDreamer

 ::)

lmao what is this 'discounted price' he speaks of??? hahahahaha
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Re: How not to book an escort,world championships!
« Reply #986 on: 10 April 2011, 10:45:54 pm »
and again, I only do outcalls, it says so many time on my profile anmd website!

Hi

I use a wheelchair to get around and was just wondering how accessible your place is?

Kenny x
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Dionne

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Re: How not to book an escort,world championships!
« Reply #987 on: 10 April 2011, 10:53:41 pm »
Text i received today
"Hi, can you please tell me what you look like?"

WTF my pictures are on the same website you got my number from!!!!!
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Re: How not to book an escort,world championships!
« Reply #988 on: 20 April 2011, 10:39:39 am »
Text this morning

"Hi babe (ugh :P) I saw you when you were with your old agency and it was gud. I will be happy to see you again for an hour if you only charge me the same price you did through the agency. Let me know what you think" xxx

I don't think he REALLY wants to know what I think do you?  So glad that he would be 'happy' to see me at a discounted rate. Gosh I feel almost tearful, I'm so honoured ;D.
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Re: How not to book an escort,world championships!
« Reply #989 on: 20 April 2011, 12:02:26 pm »
"hey babe your pics are hot, would you be interested in K9 for triple your fee, it would turn me on so much."

I actually went & googled K9, thought it must be something I don't know about but alas not- don't think I can write the exact response I gave him but I'm pretty sure you can all work it out!
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