See also the main SAAFE.info site for more Support And Advice For Escorts

Author Topic: How not to book an escort,world championships!  (Read 2587651 times)

sweet jane

  • Sr. Member
  • ****
  • Posts: 550
Re: How not to book an escort,world championships!
« Reply #960 on: 30 March 2011, 09:25:17 am »
Then i got email saying "I know where you live", which i ignored. then he email "you live in **my street**"!!

When I asked him what his point was I honestly couldnt believe it!! He said he was trying too prove how genuine he was!!  :o  ::)



*gobsmacked* 'genuine'??  oh dear oh dear. really like your style of stepping him out and asking 'what his point was' tho, there's a self assurance in it that is good self defense.

Friday

  • Sr. Member
  • ****
  • Posts: 989
Re: How not to book an escort,world championships!
« Reply #961 on: 30 March 2011, 11:35:20 am »
really like your style of stepping him out and asking 'what his point was' tho, there's a self assurance in it that is good self defense.

ha lol  :D

Maybe ive just been in the industry for long enough now that alot of the crap off the guys makes me go "yawn, you're so boring and unoriginal" lol  ;D

Dionne

  • Sr. Member
  • ****
  • Posts: 280
Re: How not to book an escort,world championships!
« Reply #962 on: 30 March 2011, 11:38:34 pm »
An adultwork message I've just received at 23:35

"Hi Dionne... I tried to book an appointment a few weeks ago... without much luck!! :o(
Well after reading thru your profile and looking at your great pics (AGAIN).. I simply had to get in touch! I am as luck would have it staying in Coventry this evening - Wednesday March 30th. I'm afraid I couldnt contact you any sooner as I only just got here and fired up my laptop ;o(

I'm (joker), 36yrold ENGLISH/BRITISH mixed race, 6,2" tall fairly athletic & attractive (well I think so).
Up here on business and looking for an hours adult naughty fun :o)
I simply adore cute girls... especially those that know how to put a smile on a mans face !
I especially enjoy:
- short skirts
- heels
- sexy underwear
- very sensual touchy sessions
- Curvy black girls
I'm looking for an outcall to my hotel tonight? I truly hope you can make it?

I can promise a nice room - smoking room at that!!! Hope your ok with this?

I enjoy all aspect of adult fun.. but mostly mild dom and the kinkier side of adult fun! Lots of kissing, massage and 100% SAFE fun!!

Please let me know if your able to make the outcall?

Kind regards

(joker)

xxxxxxxxx"

1- my minimum booking outside brum is 2 hours
2- I need 2 hours notice
3- I don't work past 12 midnight
 Zzzzzzzzzzzzz

Coty

  • Guest
Re: How not to book an escort,world championships!
« Reply #963 on: 31 March 2011, 03:15:34 am »
Joker indeed...very apt name!

Coty x

Simone

  • Sr. Member
  • ****
  • Posts: 434
Re: How not to book an escort,world championships!
« Reply #964 on: 31 March 2011, 09:12:12 am »
This message arrived in my in box this morning (went to junk appropriately enough)

i thought that i best email u first to see if u r willing to do this because it is quite pervy, nad i dont want to meet up a find out that u r not willing.
basically ive got a thing for my older sister and for quite sometime now ive been looking for an escort girl who looks like her and ive checked out your wbesite and seen your pics and u could be her double. so i was wondering if u would be willing to pretend to be her for me and how much would it cost.

Come on girls and guys, how much should I charge this at best total fantasist and at worst utter twisted pervert? I just can't decide ;) **Shudders**

River

  • Sr. Member
  • ****
  • Posts: 1,150
Re: How not to book an escort,world championships!
« Reply #965 on: 31 March 2011, 10:11:39 am »
Tell him you find the idea of incest disgusting,
You actually are his sister
and that you're telling on him,
to mum and dad.

Dionne

  • Sr. Member
  • ****
  • Posts: 280
Re: How not to book an escort,world championships!
« Reply #966 on: 31 March 2011, 10:23:17 am »
Jodie pmsl

Coty

  • Guest
Re: How not to book an escort,world championships!
« Reply #967 on: 31 March 2011, 04:29:13 pm »
Tell him you find the idea of incest disgusting,
You actually are his sister
and that you're telling on him,
to mum and dad.

lmao...brilliant!

Coty x

Simone

  • Sr. Member
  • ****
  • Posts: 434
Re: How not to book an escort,world championships!
« Reply #968 on: 31 March 2011, 04:38:28 pm »
Tell him you find the idea of incest disgusting,
You actually are his sister
and that you're telling on him,
to mum and dad.

Lol love it Jodie!

'Well actually bro theres a reason I remind you so much of your sister! oh and by the way you can forget your side of the inheritance money now' ;D

Dionne

  • Sr. Member
  • ****
  • Posts: 280
Re: How not to book an escort,world championships!
« Reply #969 on: 31 March 2011, 05:42:11 pm »
I'm getting them all today!!!!
 Call received at 4:20 this afternoon

Him: hi can I make a booking today at 6pm?
Me: yes, where abouts are you?
Him: London
o_O
Bearing in mind 1) i'm based in Birmingham. 2) on no where on my site does it say I do outcalls to London 3) even if I took him up on his offer it takes an hour and a half to get to London

Where do these men come from!!!!

Friday

  • Sr. Member
  • ****
  • Posts: 989
Re: How not to book an escort,world championships!
« Reply #970 on: 31 March 2011, 06:55:38 pm »
Bearing in mind 1) i'm based in Birmingham. 2) on no where on my site does it say I do outcalls to London 3) even if I took him up on his offer it takes an hour and a half to get to London

Where do these men come from!!!!

I get calls too london with as much notice and I'm in scotland! lol

Anika Mae

  • Member
  • Sr. Member
  • *
  • Posts: 2,323
    • brighton escort
Re: How not to book an escort,world championships!
« Reply #971 on: 01 April 2011, 01:45:48 pm »
Desperately Seeking Maria is back!

"Hi Anika Mae - are you working today and if yes, can I stop by? I can't call at the moment but please just let me know a time and place. Mark"

I hope this isn't the end. I'm right curious to see how far he'll compromise his weirdness in order to have me acknowledge him.

Dionne

  • Sr. Member
  • ****
  • Posts: 280
Re: How not to book an escort,world championships!
« Reply #972 on: 01 April 2011, 10:58:11 pm »
I've just seen a reverse booking on AW

12 hours outcall for ?300
 ???

even more shocking 24 girls have bid on it!!!!  :o

Friday

  • Sr. Member
  • ****
  • Posts: 989
Re: How not to book an escort,world championships!
« Reply #973 on: 01 April 2011, 11:39:53 pm »
I've just seen a reverse booking on AW

12 hours outcall for ?300
 ???

even more shocking 24 girls have bid on it!!!!  :o

If its the one Im thinking of (there was no bids when i saw it)

?300.. fine.. thats down to a girls choice of course.. until you read what he wants... Bareback, Cim, Anal! idiot  ::)

Anika Mae

  • Member
  • Sr. Member
  • *
  • Posts: 2,323
    • brighton escort
Re: How not to book an escort,world championships!
« Reply #974 on: 02 April 2011, 12:06:52 am »
I wouldn't take the bid numbers too seriously. I think a lot of bids are scammy so there'll always be unrealistic ones, and you can also bid over the requested fee if you want.