Text at 1am tonight. Crouch end? Now?

Are these guys mental? Who in their right mind would respond to a text like that?

Coty x

You couldn't accuse him of not getting straight to the point though could you Coty?
I got a text yesterday simply asking 'You Ava?' I felt like texting back 'No I'm Simone' but I thought it might melt his one remaining braincell if I did

"Hello baby,

I am so pleased to write you. You really look beautiful and would love to meet you.
I am doing my best to be short and direct so there is no misunderstand overall. This is my proposal, I really hope it will fit you and will be acceptable to you:
I would like to invite you to Morocco (Casablanca) for 1 nights in a nice hotel of the city. I will give you the name of the hotel and book the room under you name if it will make you comfortable. Of course I will provide you with a prepaid round trip plane ticket.I would love to fulfill one of my fantasies with a superb looking lady as you. Please allow me to describe it: it is to spend one night full of sex trying to measure how many times I am able to ?cum?. I have tried the same plan before and I could realize 6 times. I would love to challenge this number and see if I could? Could you help me in this ? please let me know.
Due to my family obligation I will not unfortunately be able to enjoy any outside activities with you.What a shame from my side. This is to spend this day/night with you at the hotel practicing sex. I know this is no much fun for you but it is really the situation so I prefer to let you know before and hope you tolerate. Our relation and interaction during all this time will be purely sexual.
If this is acceptable to you please could you inform me about your conditions (pricewise) or others so we can pursue further.
I am open to any of your questions.

My very best regards"

Blimey well at least they are 'upfront' !!

Hello sweety, You are absolutly Goddess:-) I am a driving instructor and I would like to offer You a deal:-) If You have no driving licence, You can have one with me for free, just we can swap the service:-) I am working for one of the biggest driving schools in UK, so You will drive brand new car :-))). I will offer You lessons for the time with You. Driving licence cost about 800 GBP. So we can have in car sessions about 2-3 hours than after I will spend about 30 min with You :-))) It is up to You. I am very nice and friendly mate, i am 30 years old:-))) I came from western europe, but living in London about 8 years now:-)) If You wish I will send You my pictures:-))) If You have already driving licence please ignore this letter. I am not time waster :-)))) Thank You for Your time. Have a nice day:-)))

Good grief!
These just get crazier and crazier!!!!!!!

I have to ask...do you have a driving license? lol

Coty x

This one from a guy on AW freaked me out yesterday;

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"Hi there, I live just around the corner to you! I've seen you in the cafe with a man."

Brb, never leaving the flat again. So happy I got a security gate and a spy hole on the front door.

OMG Pennymoney that is terrifying, what an absolute creep, hope you are OK?

Quote from: Pennymoney on 29 March 2011, 07:52:55 am

This one from a guy on AW freaked me out yesterday;

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"Hi there, I live just around the corner to you! I've seen you in the cafe with a man."

Brb, never leaving the flat again. So happy I got a security gate and a spy hole on the front door.

OMG Pennymoney that is terrifying, what an absolute creep, hope you are OK?

I'm ok, just a little unnerved. The bloke has no feedback (surprise, surprise) but uses his real name as his login, haha.  I know if I ignore it, he'll forget about it. He did send it at 1am.

Just to be on the safe side, I took down all my pics and changed em all to B/W for I do have a distinct hair colour. Face pics are all in private gallery now.

With mails and on the phone I sometimes find it hard to understand if its a case of people genuinely having ZERO sense of appropriate boundaries and what is intentional scary creepy sh*t.

I stopped answering one potential clients mails as he was a boundary pusher, then turned on the phone one morning and had a message from him 'don't be scared jane, lets talk' ....erm. I DONT like that kind of stuff at all. *shudder*

I had it with one guy, (way before i found this forum), emailed for a booking. All sounded fine so I asked for address. He only sent postcode saying he would give me the rest once i get there!! It says on my profile a booking can not be confirmed without a full address so I simply declined the booking hoping he'd go away. He didnt and ranted on about his security! He actually said "you wouldnt give your address out to a stranger would youi?", "yes" I replied "if i asked someone to come to my house id pretty much accept id have to give them my address!

Then i got email saying "I know where you live", which i ignored. then he email "you live in **my street**"!!

When I asked him what his point was I honestly couldnt believe it!! He said he was trying too prove how genuine he was!!   

Phonecall this afternoon

Him: 'Oh hello, I saw your advert on Vivastreet and would love to come and see you this afternoon, how much is it for half an hour?'

Me: It's ?70 for half an hour

Him: Longggggggggggggggg pause which made me worry he might have died mid conversation 'Oh, I'm assuming you must be VERY attractive then?'

Me: 'Why would you assume that?'

Him: 'Well you are charging a VERY high rate for Sunderland......... (I'm afraid the rest was sadly lost in the midst of time as I hung up on him)

Why oh why do people feel compelled to go on in such a manner? As if I'm ever going to accept a booking with him once he's said that? If he did turn up he would spend the whole 30 minutes fretting hugely over the massive amounts of cash he is allegedly parting with, looking for every single flaw in my appearance and personality then rushing off after to write a bitter review on PN.

Wow what an attractive proposition! 

Quote from: Krystle on 29 March 2011, 11:54:18 pm

Some of which have left me staring at my screen, slack jawed for the best for of 5 minutes before I hit the delete button  It's really quite bewildering what some men think of as an appropriate proposal for a booking, hmmm, lol

Never fails to suprise me but one thing i never do is delete them because you can view you history with a person even if the change there username I leave them..and hope they get buried quickly lol 

I like to save them sometimes as well so I can actually watch their usernames changing on a weekly basis, One particular TW I have saved has changed his name 5 times since March