Sometimes callers ring in such a mad hurry, it's quite off-putting. Not a second wasted on niceties.
They also speak so fast it's obvious they've left no time for a 'normal' convo.

And if you don't answer quick they get arsy.
So I speak as slow as possible which pisses them off.

( No 'thanks' or 'please' from the caller in this convo at all.)
Random-Where are you?
Me-Near xxx

(Presses quite hard for location.)
Random-Where are you exactly?

(I just cut to the chase as he sounds far too busy and hyper)
Me-I'm not interested in you. (I put the phone down)

Random texts back-Odd 

Yay to that Celeste, alternate reality for sure.
I get more accurate, honest and pleasant responses from callers doing coke and crack than 'normies'.
Normies seem to have adopted this phrase - 'never mind' a lot over the past months.

Today this white bread caller rang.

Random- I'd like to see you
Me-Where are you?
Random-London
Me-Where are you?
Random-London
Me-Where are you?
Random-London
Me-Where are you?
Random-London, oh never mind . (he puts phone down)

90 minutes later-I've travelled from west to east London, done my shopping, searched for a computer keyboard, bought some phone top ups, made my dinner now sat at home.

Random- Did you mean, 'where are you in London?'

Me-You hung up on me so call another provider.

Random-Actually I did not I was trying to ask in another way. I think you ended the conversation. But never mind. Sorry for the confusion. I have lost your details now. I am in victoria.

Me-You said, 'never mind' and ended the conversation. I abide by what you said.

Random-I meant 'never mind' the question you were asking I understand now. _{(gibberish???)}

Me-Excellent glad you understand.

Random-I am in victoria.

Blocked for life.

I can't make head or tail of his reasoning...and life's too short. It's taken 90 minutes for him to understand the question, re-write history, and he still thinks he's in for a chance to get his winkle twiddled! My pork chop supper is calling.

  Milf-G dunno how they find one trouser leg in the mornings.

Client wants a half an hour booking and asks for a bit of role play. Optimistic but here we go!
Ignores my request to do an AW booking with a phone number until I just stop responding. Finally does a AW booking but puts in an obvious fake number (1234+). I then cancel the booking and he then says he’ll call me as he’s at the location. I refused the booking and wouldn’t accept future ones.
Why can’t they follow instructions? He had 100+ feedback so is not a novice. 

Refused a guy for failing to call (constant texter). He said 'your loss, plenty of other hoars who want his money' then texted 'whores sorry'. Pissed myself laughing at the passive aggressive apology.

If you're going to be insulted, make sure it's by a grammar nazi 

Refused a guy for failing to call (constant texter). He said 'your loss, plenty of other hoars who want his money' then texted 'whores sorry'. Pissed myself laughing at the passive aggressive apology.

 

That's hilarious!