I had a call this afternoon over a bad mobile line so I could barely catch what he was saying. I confirmed and gave him my postcode and asked him to message his nae for my phonebook as I couldn't understand what he said. All fine so far and he sent his name. Then I get a message if I would do a 69. This is partly my fault as I have a new profile on one site and need to finish it and comunications wasn't very good. being messaged after confirming can be okay but is usually not. Personally I hate a 69 with clients and as he was persistent I said not a problem. Bear in mind that he had asked what my half hour rate was (and I nudged him by giving my hour rate which isn't much more) and he still asked if I did quickies. The real scorcher was when he messaged a few minutes later to say OK as long as I washed my ****. I'm not best pleased about this as I had just had a bath so told him if he had any doubts about me being clean he could cancel now so he said "Bye". A few minutes goes by and he apologises and asks if he can still see me and is it okay if he arrives half an hour later because it's raining. I messaged back no (without rubbing in I don't like being insulted) he's not getting a free half hour of my time. Then he's all he can manage 10 minutes earlier. Oh, and he asked on the phone I he could do poppers. Well, no. I run a drug free house and don't want the bother of stinky poppers or clients off their heads. If they're stoked for poppers they're not paying attention. I do GFE not pornstar fucktoy.

He was already blocked after insulting my professionalism. Now I've thrown money down the drain but I'm not going to feed the attitude in his mind or any other clients mind that I am a piece of dirty filth or going to be compared with a piece of filth just because I'm being paid. Maybe nobody cares and another sex worker is laughing all the way to the bank as I'm writing this but I feel you have to draw a line. Standards must be maintained. If we allow clients to drive standards down and cheesepare we know which direction this heads in and where it ends up.

My self respect is not for sale to some old git behaving like he stepped out of the 1970's.

Tickle, forgive me for asking, but if you could barely catch what he was saying, why did you confirm and book him in? A bad mobile connection is a recipe for disaster.

Yeah I know... It seemed fairly uncomplicated so I wing it sometimes. He's blocked now anyway. I'm going to finish writing up the new profile because the temporary one I have up leaves to much leeway and doesn't fit my usual screening pattern.

I had another dud just phone up. Low voice and few words so as he wasn't talking I hung up. He tried to continue via message and I was getting weird stuff like could he fuck me if he could clean my house. The really kicker is "naked". No I just want vanilla well behaved and respectful clients who pay promptly and go away when the deed is done. He was blocked as you can probably guess. That's before not wanting some weirdo taking up my personal time and snooping around my house. I don't think so!

After a relatively quiet period.. they're back!

Just from today...

Him: rings despite contact request for text only
Me: It's text only thanks
Him: You available ?
Me: I'm working most of the day, what time?
Him: ASAP ?
Me: That's not a time?
Him: 11 (it's literally 10.47am)
Me: Don't be ridiculous. How on earth do you know, without my address, that you can get here in 10 minutes?
Him: Silence

Text received at 1.23am
Him: Sorry its late I was just wondering when u might be available for a hour booking x
Me (at 7.12am) Really? Why on earth would I be up at 1.23am? My working hours are 9am to 7pm, not stupid o'clock
Him: I didn't release I put that I put I wanted to be seen last night or did I achelly apologise for it being late and was asking when would u be available bit I don't rude people so I won't come see u thank you
Me: You're already blocked love so never gonna happen

So as long as you apologise for waking me up at stupid o'clock then I should accept your booking? Piss off! Thank God for Do No Disturb

Booking by deception.

Had a guy whose number I blacklisted. He messaged me via AW last night to make a booking which I agreed to.

i asked for his number via AW and stupidly didn't look it up on my phone. He had even texted and called off his phone to make a booking this morning which I ignored due having him blacklisted. Then when he texts to say he has arrived, I see it is the same person!

Thankfully, he was 10mins late so that was my excuse not to see him.

Thursday 18th March :
11:46 Him: hi bb 30 mins oral French kiss bb
13:08 Him: Hi Bb plz cancel my booking I am at work I will let you know when next timing thx bb.

Me: you didn’t have a booking 😂
Him: ok bb thx

Wednesday 28th September :
Him: hi bb you have my booking available today plz thx

………. Like yeah buddy I kept it warm for you ?! 😂 🤦🏻‍♀️

some of these really make me worry for us as women and them..

Him: Hi XXX can you do owo bj for 50 thanks (My half hour rate is £70)
Me: Piss off
Him: Fuck you slut you old bitch
Me: Lovely. Jog on incel

Immediately after on a different number, but clearly the same twat

Him: Hi can you lick my balls for 10 quid
Me: You again. Get a hobby mate seriously

Next time someone asks me for something I'm going to say.. "No but if you come over I'll stab you in the face for free" 

Lol, he is a tool all right 

 

Of course you meant to be ready 24/7 in their dumb minds