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Femme fatale

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Re: How not to book an escort,world championships!
« Reply #14685 on: 21 August 2021, 09:13:57 pm »
Not only cant they not read your profile ever,  they dont want too
All they want is to ride raw  :FF


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Femme fatale

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Re: How not to book an escort,world championships!
« Reply #14686 on: 22 September 2021, 11:25:12 am »
I do hardly any of what hes asking !!!
Guess he just dosnt want to read my profile
Subject:   booking for 1 or 2 or 3 hours ( outcall )


PLEASE READ CAREFULLY .. thank you kindly


Hey baby ...

r u available for 1 hours or 2 hours ... out call ... ??


i will book a economical hotel very close to your place


Let me know the charges for 1 hour or 2 hour out call … for the below things i fancy and which i like to do



i fancy and like to do these below naughty stuff… how about you … ? ( what are your do’s & don’t’s from my list ?


Session 1 :
DFK = Deep French Kissing .
Foreplay
Eat Your Vagina .
Passionate Gentle Fingering = Vaginal Fingering .
Make U Cum .

Session 2 :
Blow Job without Condom .
CIM = Cum In Your Mouth .
Swallow My Cum .
Cum Anywhere Outside On You .

Session 3 :
Bare-Back = Vaginal Fucking .
Cum Inside In Your Vagina.
Cum Anywhere Outside On You .
Swallow My Cum .

Session 4 :
Give you an Awesome Sensual Sexual Massage with Happy Ending.

Session 5:
Rimming ( Me Giving ) = Lick your Ass .
Passionate Gentle Fingering ( Me Giving ) = Fingering your Ass .
Rimming ( Me Receiving ) = Lick my Ass .
A Levels Anal ( Me Giving ) = Bare-Back Fucking Ass .
Cum Inside In Your Ass .
Cum Anywhere Outside On You .
Swallow My Cum .

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Dynamite Doll

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Re: How not to book an escort,world championships!
« Reply #14687 on: 22 September 2021, 12:22:31 pm »
Email via A.W inbox from a member who has a lot of positive feedback. Despite my adultwork page clearly stating that I am *OutCall Only Escort and How To Book*  have no time to respond to such idiots.

Idiot: Are you doing Outcalls? :FF :FF

I just deleted that email. What I do to any fool that does not read.
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Dynamite Doll

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Re: How not to book an escort,world championships!
« Reply #14688 on: 22 September 2021, 12:24:09 pm »
Quote from: Kiss on 22 September 2021, 11:25:12 am
I do hardly any of what hes asking !!!
Guess he just dosnt want to read my profile
Subject:   booking for 1 or 2 or 3 hours ( outcall )


PLEASE READ CAREFULLY .. thank you kindly


Hey baby ...

r u available for 1 hours or 2 hours ... out call ... ??


i will book a economical hotel very close to your place


Let me know the charges for 1 hour or 2 hour out call … for the below things i fancy and which i like to do



i fancy and like to do these below naughty stuff… how about you … ? ( what are your do’s & don’t’s from my list ?


Session 1 :
DFK = Deep French Kissing .
Foreplay
Eat Your Vagina .
Passionate Gentle Fingering = Vaginal Fingering .
Make U Cum .

Session 2 :
Blow Job without Condom .
CIM = Cum In Your Mouth .
Swallow My Cum .
Cum Anywhere Outside On You .

Session 3 :
Bare-Back = Vaginal Fucking .
Cum Inside In Your Vagina.
Cum Anywhere Outside On You .
Swallow My Cum .

Session 4 :
Give you an Awesome Sensual Sexual Massage with Happy Ending.

Session 5:
Rimming ( Me Giving ) = Lick your Ass .
Passionate Gentle Fingering ( Me Giving ) = Fingering your Ass .
Rimming ( Me Receiving ) = Lick my Ass .
A Levels Anal ( Me Giving ) = Bare-Back Fucking Ass .
Cum Inside In Your Ass .
Cum Anywhere Outside On You .
Swallow My Cum .

That email will go directly to the bin and block before hand.
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PinkR2021

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Re: How not to book an escort,world championships!
« Reply #14689 on: 22 September 2021, 02:11:09 pm »
Quote from: Kiss on 22 September 2021, 11:25:12 am
Eat Your Vagina .

This phrase alone would have made me want to bin it. Of all the the ways to say that, he chose that wording  :o
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Nadya

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Re: How not to book an escort,world championships!
« Reply #14690 on: 22 September 2021, 09:51:08 pm »
Quote from: PinkR2021 on 22 September 2021, 02:11:09 pm
This phrase alone would have made me want to bin it. Of all the the ways to say that, he chose that wording  :o

I literally turned into the blinking meme guy when I read that.
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Femme fatale

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Re: How not to book an escort,world championships!
« Reply #14691 on: 23 September 2021, 08:14:47 am »
He just couldnt see what was wrong with the email before sending it !
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Braziliana

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Re: How not to book an escort,world championships!
« Reply #14692 on: 23 September 2021, 09:31:05 pm »
HIM: Can I book?
ME: Sure. 
HIM: Adress?
ME: A dress is fine, if that's what you want to wear.  I won't judge you...

;D
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saltysweet

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Re: How not to book an escort,world championships!
« Reply #14693 on: 23 September 2021, 09:34:40 pm »
Quote from: Braziliana on 23 September 2021, 09:31:05 pm
HIM: Can I book?
ME: Sure. 
HIM: Adress?
ME: A dress is fine, if that's what you want to wear.  I won't judge you...

;D

killin me.... ;D
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Braziliana

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Re: How not to book an escort,world championships!
« Reply #14694 on: 24 September 2021, 12:06:37 am »
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Femme fatale

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Re: How not to book an escort,world championships!
« Reply #14695 on: 24 September 2021, 08:44:02 am »
And another tempting offer last night !

To be transparent I’m 19 and trying to lose my virginity so I can get rid of my shyness towards girls, I found you very pretty.(. my face isn't even shown  !!)
 so was hoping to share my first time with you. If that is alright, is it possible you can teach me how to make you feel good and if you don’t mind can I bring some alcohol or weed (or both) to calm my nerves haha. I’m hoping to spend some time with you so it should also help pass the time. If you are okay with meeting me, could you give me a few pointers in what you like so I can practice my stamina.


 
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Tickle

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Re: How not to book an escort,world championships!
« Reply #14696 on: 24 September 2021, 04:09:09 pm »
Him: Hello lovely are you free tonight? X

Me: Call tonight and find out! :-)

Him: What time from? ;-)

ME: When you want to make a serious booking.

Him: Crushing silence.
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Caledonia

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Re: How not to book an escort,world championships!
« Reply #14697 on: 24 September 2021, 05:07:55 pm »
Quote from: Kiss on 24 September 2021, 08:44:02 am
And another tempting offer last night !

To be transparent I’m 19 and trying to lose my virginity so I can get rid of my shyness towards girls, I found you very pretty.(. my face isn't even shown  !!)

I didn't know there was a correlation between shyness and virginity,  must be something wrong with me then as I'm the shyest person I know and I'm definitely not a virgin
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Femme fatale

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Re: How not to book an escort,world championships!
« Reply #14698 on: 24 September 2021, 06:02:36 pm »
Quote from: Caledonia on 24 September 2021, 05:07:55 pm
I didn't know there was a correlation between shyness and virginity,  must be something wrong with me then as I'm the shyest person I know and I'm definitely not a virgin
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amy

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Re: How not to book an escort,world championships!
« Reply #14699 on: 24 September 2021, 11:56:33 pm »
Copypaste-tastic! And all kinds of wrong - can we all guess which site generated this one? :D

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Good day sexy. (actually, my name is Amy)
My name is XXX. 41 years old.
Been on the site a long time, please check my feedback. (if I gave a ratfuck about your feedback I would have done that already; I don't, I haven't and I won't)
I am in London on business next week and I'm looking for someone to play with Wednesday, late evening. Would you be available?('Play'? As in what children do? Vomit. And I don't work after 8pm)
XXX

I deleted it unopened before I was tempted to reply with the above ;D.
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