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Braziliana

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Re: How not to book an escort,world championships!
« Reply #14550 on: 18 June 2021, 03:14:45 pm »
HIM: Hello.  Where are your incalls?
ME: At the bottom of my legs.  Where are your ankles, then, if not at the bottom of your legs??
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Femme fatale

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Re: How not to book an escort,world championships!
« Reply #14551 on: 21 June 2021, 05:54:34 am »
Had the most awful email suggestion of some jungle book fantasy role play involving snake coiling round my body I replied with no way .
Yuk hate snakes and the very mention of them. These things punters think up are very unappealing
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Clarabella

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Re: How not to book an escort,world championships!
« Reply #14552 on: 24 June 2021, 10:03:14 am »
Sent a confirmation text for an hours booking this morning. I might be a bit over sensitive this week due to stress with personal issues but his reply really put me off!

Me: “Hi, just confirming for our booking today? Thanks”

Him: “Great, see you soon! One request. Could we start with clothes on please? I like to unwrap my presents slowly 😊 Thanks”

Me: “I’m not a present. I’m a human being. I’m afraid I’m going to have to cancel. Sorry”

Fuck it.
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Maz

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Re: How not to book an escort,world championships!
« Reply #14553 on: 24 June 2021, 07:20:02 pm »
Him: Hi how are you?

Me: Fine, you?

Him: I'm good thanks, where are you based?

Me: I'm near Sheffield.
Me: Location is one of the first things you should check before contacting someone on the site.

Him: Thanks for the advise, have a good day.

Me: I will, thanks.


I know it's a common one but I just don't understand why they don't at least look at that before attempting to book an escort, unless they're just a TW. When I see other escorts with clients, the first thing I look up are their rates and location  :FF
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Re: How not to book an escort,world championships!
« Reply #14554 on: 24 June 2021, 07:50:08 pm »
This tit who's been blocked pretty much since he first contacted me:

Him: Morning profile looks great ! Fancy some webcam fun like to do that first before I arrange meet on person see what's I'm getting xx
Me: Piss off

He's stored under "Exclamation twat" because he tends to write long messages about how super, smashing, amazing your profile is (clearly without having actually read it) with exclamation marks being the only punctuation he can actually use.
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Femme fatale

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Re: How not to book an escort,world championships!
« Reply #14555 on: 24 June 2021, 07:53:01 pm »
An email the sleaziest cringe ever along the lines of sending 10 kisses he wants to plant on each one of my toes 🤮
How can they think we even want to receive these kind of messages.?
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saltysweet

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Re: How not to book an escort,world championships!
« Reply #14556 on: 25 June 2021, 07:20:47 pm »
I stopped being polite with this one as he was such a blame queen.

Idiot- You're hard to get hold of
(I decide at this point he won't be invited to my lady garden party)
Me- I didn't hear the phone
Idiot- That's not my problem
Me- It's not mine either...fuck off then you little prick
Idiot- Go on! :o :o :o use profanity! :o  :o  :o
« Last Edit: 25 June 2021, 07:29:06 pm by saltysweet »
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Miffy

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Re: How not to book an escort,world championships!
« Reply #14557 on: 25 June 2021, 07:57:11 pm »
Quote from: Kiss on 24 June 2021, 07:53:01 pm
An email the sleaziest cringe ever along the lines of sending 10 kisses he wants to plant on each one of my toes 🤮
How can they think we even want to receive these kind of messages.?

I was sent this approximately three hours after I joined AW. He sent it again earlier this year too. Rather comforting to know it's still doing the rounds  ;D

I must admit that it's messages such as these that means I no longer answer check my inbox on AW as I can't be bothered to read their drivel.
« Last Edit: 25 June 2021, 08:00:10 pm by Thoroughly Modern Millie »
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Femme fatale

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Re: How not to book an escort,world championships!
« Reply #14558 on: 26 June 2021, 01:09:52 pm »
How much for a 10 min hand job ?
He put the phone down on me first!
« Last Edit: 27 June 2021, 12:51:12 pm by Kiss »
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Schwiftysquancher91

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Re: How not to book an escort,world championships!
« Reply #14559 on: 27 June 2021, 04:17:33 pm »
Him-hey you ok
Him-£20?
Me-I am fully booked everyday but sure I'll take £20  ::) I literally found £20 on the floor the other day. Do better.
Him-U don't know what I was offering £20 for
Me-I wouldn't accept £20 for anything nowadays, Unless its a goodwill gesture
Him-So you wouldn't accept £20 to wash my car lol
Me-No, because I'm a bloody whore not a frigging car washer
Him - haha I'm only joking, how much is head and where are you based?

 ::) ::)
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TantricTease

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Re: How not to book an escort,world championships!
« Reply #14560 on: 28 June 2021, 01:51:46 am »
MAN WHOM I HAVE NEVER SPOKEN TO OR CORRESPONDED WITH, EVER: Hi sexy how are you, may I please see you today for a 15 min booking at some point for £30?xx *15 mins has always been £40 due to it being oral+cim only*
ME: No you may not.
MAN: Ok, thanks x


🙄🙄🙄 At least he was a polite chancer eh lol
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Dynamite Doll

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Re: How not to book an escort,world championships!
« Reply #14561 on: 28 June 2021, 01:36:52 pm »
Quote from: TantricTease on 28 June 2021, 01:51:46 am
MAN WHOM I HAVE NEVER SPOKEN TO OR CORRESPONDED WITH, EVER: Hi sexy how are you, may I please see you today for a 15 min booking at some point for £30?xx *15 mins has always been £40 due to it being oral+cim only*
ME: No you may not.
MAN: Ok, thanks x


🙄🙄🙄 At least he was a polite chancer eh lol

 ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D hahahah this one made me snort my tea hahaha
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Maz

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Re: How not to book an escort,world championships!
« Reply #14562 on: 29 June 2021, 12:12:20 pm »
Idiot Central this morning. Had two/three that I've hung up on asking basic stuff they could get off my advert and saying they'll give me a call back later.

Then one that kept me on the phone for 5 minutes waffling about how he's new to this and has a family etc etc. He said he'd phoned another escort and she became rude and impatient with him and by the time I ended his call I thought it's no wonder she got sick of him.
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Femme fatale

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Re: How not to book an escort,world championships!
« Reply #14563 on: 29 June 2021, 12:24:41 pm »
My first look and go
Bloody idiot ..
How to waste an escorts time  :FF
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Re: How not to book an escort,world championships!
« Reply #14564 on: 29 June 2021, 04:27:14 pm »
Via AW...

SUBJECT: knickers
MESSAGE: can you put a slice of bread between your ass and fart on it a few times then wipe your ass with it after farting and I will buy it

MY REPLY: This isn't a service I offer. Regards, C

HIS REPLY: but it is my fetish and I want too eat the bread


So I'm a random fetish dispenser now, am I? And what does his fetish have to do with "knickers" (as per his subject line)?

WAHHH ITS MY FETISH AND THE DIRTY LADY WONT DO IT WAHHHH
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