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Jessikamay100

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Re: How not to book an escort,world championships!
« Reply #14535 on: 09 June 2021, 06:54:35 pm »
Okay so I usually just ignore and block these clowns but I'm so sick of getting asked stuff they would already know about if they read anything, so I amused myself. I don't expect to hear back!


Hi  baby will u do bb I'm clean and willing to pay a lot more. Look forward 2 hearing back xxx

Hello!
Thank you so much for taking five minutes to read my profile. (He obviously didn't, or he would have found the answer.) [...]


This is fucking genius XD


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« Last Edit: 09 June 2021, 07:11:19 pm by amy »

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Re: How not to book an escort,world championships!
« Reply #14536 on: 10 June 2021, 08:25:46 pm »
The weird thing about Mr Alpha Male, is that he sent another girl in the same town a message the complete polar opposite to the one I received. Clearly I must have "I need a hard pounding" written on my face somewhere? I hate lol bloody this and lol bloody that. It usually means, in my experience, that they're not entirely comfortable with with they've written so try to lighten up up as if it's a joke? If you're not comfortable with what you've written, don't bloody write it. Jesus wept
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Re: How not to book an escort,world championships!
« Reply #14537 on: 10 June 2021, 08:30:24 pm »
This was the actual message as received (names changed) :

Date: 09/06/2021 22:31
To: Hot xxx Nancy View All
Subject: Re:Hey Nanc xx


Hiya Eve,

So, are you around tomorrow afternoon for a naughty meet Hun?
Would love to meet up
S
Xxx

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Re: How not to book an escort,world championships!
« Reply #14538 on: 11 June 2021, 08:14:46 am »
Hello everybody 😊 new to posting but I hVe been reading from afar for a couple of years and thorougly enjoyed reading through all of you ladies' posts! Anyway, I woke up to a message this morning that simply said:

"How much up the bum".

Sounds brilliant.

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Re: How not to book an escort,world championships!
« Reply #14539 on: 11 June 2021, 05:17:41 pm »
Hello everybody 😊 new to posting but I hVe been reading from afar for a couple of years and thorougly enjoyed reading through all of you ladies' posts! Anyway, I woke up to a message this morning that simply said:

"How much up the bum".

Sounds brilliant.
No reply to that really !
Hot vintage 🙂

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Re: How not to book an escort,world championships!
« Reply #14540 on: 11 June 2021, 08:42:05 pm »
Nothing but idiots and timewasters today, waste of a fiver...

Him: Hi hun, are you free this afternoon at all as i'm coming from Southampton. Thanks
Me: Read my profile. Thanks
Him: Oh sorry just seen, thanks
Him: Thanks hun, are you free this afternoon, I can be free as soon as.
Him: I know you don't like requests but I do have a question is owo included in 30 minutes. Again sorry for the question.

He was blocked after first line. Do people not know the difference between a request and a question?!

At 2.05am
Him: Hi bby can we see eachother in the morning at 8
Me: Blocked

WTF is a bby?!

Him: Hi (blocked but I do love playing with these)
Me: Can I help you?
Him: Saw on adult work
Me: I guessed that genius
Him: Are you Gosport?
Me: What does it say on my When and Where tab?
Him: Silence

« Last Edit: 13 June 2021, 05:16:40 pm by Snow Whitest »
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Re: How not to book an escort,world championships!
« Reply #14541 on: 11 June 2021, 09:53:16 pm »
I've only had two bookings today. The rest have also been nothing but time wasters with idiot questions.

Had one asking for details of rates and location so just told him he'd find those in the same place he got my number from. Silence after that  ;D
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Re: How not to book an escort,world championships!
« Reply #14542 on: 15 June 2021, 11:40:53 am »
He rang and sounded like he was ordering a pizza. Abrupt, no pleasantries. I screened him the same as other unknown callers. He revealed he'd visited once two years ago, but only when I squeezed it out of him. Had he been open I wouldn't need to screen the shyt out of him. His approach was like a dry potato so I told him we were not compatible.

He put on his regency wig and velvet breeches, sharpened his quill pen and texted me this:-
 

I’m sorry you found me unfriendly on the phone.

First of all I will say that I’m an extremely friendly and polite person and in fact that’s probably my best quality. I’ve met you several times and we’ve always been cool.

I was in a public place hence why I was trying to keep my voice down and might have come across as nervous. Also I will say you need some work on your telephone manner, That’s not a criticism or me having a go at you. Just that you are very odd on the phone: most people just say sure what time would you like to come over etc.

Yours feels more like an interrogation from the word go and you always make me feel like I’m asking for something I shouldn’t. And you come over as someone who’s uncomfortable with people having your number and calling you.

So again I’m sorry I came across that way. In honesty yes, I’m having a bad day so that may have been reflected in my tone, which wasn’t the intention.
« Last Edit: 15 June 2021, 12:48:53 pm by saltysweet »
Yeah like I'll let the human guineapigs have first dibbs at eating the food that's been sitting in those restaurant freezers for the past 4 months.

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Re: How not to book an escort,world championships!
« Reply #14543 on: 15 June 2021, 12:10:09 pm »
He rang and sounded like he was ordering a pizza. Abrupt, no pleasantries...

He put on his regency wig and velvet breeches, sharpened his quill pen and texted me this...
Haha!

saltysweet

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Re: How not to book an escort,world championships!
« Reply #14544 on: 15 June 2021, 12:41:35 pm »
 ;D  ;D
Yeah like I'll let the human guineapigs have first dibbs at eating the food that's been sitting in those restaurant freezers for the past 4 months.

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Re: How not to book an escort,world championships!
« Reply #14545 on: 15 June 2021, 02:13:00 pm »
What they don't realise Salty is we have to be on our guard and all we have is our instincts to go on and if someone sounds unfriendly how do we know they will give us a hard time when we are alone and naked.

Yes plenty do say what time do you want, here is the address come along but for some of us if we dont like the sound of them or think they could be a problem for us we might ask more questions or just not book them in.

I never understand why some men call us and come across as unfriendly as they must know it won't put us at ease.

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Re: How not to book an escort,world championships!
« Reply #14546 on: 15 June 2021, 03:13:32 pm »
Totally agree there EnglishG. I also think that's they way he daydreams it should be.

I think he was also stuck in work mode which some  manage to snap out of when I crack a joke about it.

It was both a scolding from a 'superior being' and a cry for help. But I ain't got time for such emotional shananigans. I didn't reply.
« Last Edit: 15 June 2021, 09:54:18 pm by saltysweet »
Yeah like I'll let the human guineapigs have first dibbs at eating the food that's been sitting in those restaurant freezers for the past 4 months.

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Re: How not to book an escort,world championships!
« Reply #14547 on: 15 June 2021, 08:50:43 pm »
New enquiry from someone with CE reports

Him: Can you text me details?

Me: For what?

Him: Me to visit you.

Me: Why did we arrange something?

Him: No but I want to

Me: Well I don't
« Last Edit: 15 June 2021, 08:54:55 pm by Maz »
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Re: How not to book an escort,world championships!
« Reply #14548 on: 16 June 2021, 08:24:24 am »
New enquiry from someone with CE reports

Him: Can you text me details?

Me: For what?

Him: Me to visit you.

Me: Why did we arrange something?

Him: No but I want to

Me: Well I don't
I get this kind of crap too often . Poor communication from somone clueless who has no idea how to read your profile and follow simple requests.
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Re: How not to book an escort,world championships!
« Reply #14549 on: 16 June 2021, 03:24:06 pm »
Why has the way people communicate just gone? Randoms texting "you Available text me your address" makes no sense to me but as so many do this all over the country no matter where you are there must be some women that respond and do text ping ping otherwise why would so many keep texting this way.

I think the days of proper polite communication had gone.