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Harriet_Lille

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Re: How not to book an escort,world championships!
« Reply #14505 on: 06 June 2021, 05:35:23 pm »
"Hey babes, this is (name)  I saw you last week. Are you free now? I'm outside your building."

amy

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Re: How not to book an escort,world championships!
« Reply #14506 on: 06 June 2021, 06:15:44 pm »
Thread tidied, with apologies to posters whose contributions were necessarily removed in the process. Let's remember that enough people already think sex workers are bigoted, rude and as thick as mince without us proving it to them here.
« Last Edit: 06 June 2021, 07:09:03 pm by amy »

Femme fatale

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Re: How not to book an escort,world championships!
« Reply #14507 on: 06 June 2021, 08:27:14 pm »
I got this text today
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 Theres nothing really to say to that is there !

Jadine

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Re: How not to book an escort,world championships!
« Reply #14508 on: 06 June 2021, 08:58:08 pm »
Lol
That would really piss me off
I did someone once years back who was a little tosser , disrespectful ect made a note never see him again , I was with a punter once  and the door went I thought wtf was it , opened it and it was only the tosspot he had pressed everyone’s buzzer on the flats to get in , had a right go with him said he wasnt seeing me then or any other day .
Why they think it acceptable to turn up like that ?

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Re: How not to book an escort,world championships!
« Reply #14509 on: 07 June 2021, 04:36:06 pm »
Me - What would you like? :)
Axe murderer - I want ALL of you  :P
Me - Well, you sound a bit creepy maybe not  :-X
« Last Edit: 07 June 2021, 06:52:04 pm by saltysweet »

Braziliana

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Re: How not to book an escort,world championships!
« Reply #14510 on: 07 June 2021, 08:18:12 pm »
Me - What would you like? :)
Axe murderer - I want ALL of you  :P
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Haha!

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Re: How not to book an escort,world championships!
« Reply #14511 on: 07 June 2021, 09:22:31 pm »
 ;D

Hannaah

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Re: How not to book an escort,world championships!
« Reply #14512 on: 08 June 2021, 12:10:08 am »
Okay so I usually just ignore and block these clowns but I'm so sick of getting asked stuff they would already know about if they read anything, so I amused myself. I don't expect to hear back!


Hi  baby will u do bb I'm clean and willing to pay a lot more. Look forward 2 hearing back xxx

Hello!
Thank you so much for taking five minutes to read my profile. (He obviously didn't, or he would have found the answer.)

You surely understand I can't just trust a complete stranger's word and would need to be sure that you are clean, so if I were to accept your offer, I would obviously be unable to work for a minimum of 3 weeks as I would need to get tested and then wait for the results so I don't put anyone at risk.  There is the chance you pass something to me and depending on what, would mean a further unknown length of time where I would be unable to work while I waited for the medication to cure the disease. £10,000 should cover these initial weeks.

Then, of course, there's the chance you pass on something that is not treatable, only manageable. If that were the case, I would never be able to work again. The average yearly cost of living is £20,000 so I would need a minimum of £1,340,000 since I plan to live until I am at least 100. Of course, I am also accustomed to having savings and being able to go on holiday, afford luxuries etc so I would need an additional £1,000,000 to cover those expenses.

Finally, I would have to inform my partner of our agreement who would without a doubt end our relationship as I would selfishly be putting his health at risk as well. We would both be understandably upset and so we would need to be compensated for the emotional trauma we would subsequently suffer through. £5,000,000 (each) should cover it.

Due to how high the health risk is, I will need the full amount of £12,350,000 upfront before any sexual activity takes place. I'm sure you understand. I look forward to hearing from you. xx
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Re: How not to book an escort,world championships!
« Reply #14513 on: 08 June 2021, 07:44:03 am »
Brilliant 😘

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Re: How not to book an escort,world championships!
« Reply #14514 on: 08 June 2021, 02:46:45 pm »
Okay so I usually just ignore and block these clowns but I'm so sick of getting asked stuff they would already know about if they read anything, so I amused myself. I don't expect to hear back!

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I liked this hhahahah enjoyed reading it too. Good one
« Last Edit: 08 June 2021, 10:55:22 pm by amy »

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Re: How not to book an escort,world championships!
« Reply #14515 on: 08 June 2021, 06:12:17 pm »
Just received this. Can we all ask Santa to ask our potential clients to read our bloody profiles before contacting us!

Via AW:
Hey you ok big alpha male here lol was just wondering when your next free would love to make a booking, I'm at white British male 33 y/o 6ft stocky muscular build dark features and beard, love taking control and dishing out a hard pounding hope this helps lol hope to hear from you soon xx

Me:
Sorry, I offer a vanilla GFE which unfortunately doesn't feature me getting a hard pounding at any stage. Thanks
“Before you diagnose yourself with depression or low self-esteem, first make sure that you are not, in fact, just surrounded by arseholes.” Sigmund Freud”

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Re: How not to book an escort,world championships!
« Reply #14516 on: 08 June 2021, 07:48:15 pm »
I liked this hhahahah enjoyed reading it too. Good one

I've saved it so I can paste it to every clown that asks me.  ;D




Via AW:
Hey you ok big alpha male here lol was just wondering when your next free would love to make a booking, I'm at white British male 33 y/o 6ft stocky muscular build dark features and beard, love taking control and dishing out a hard pounding hope this helps lol hope to hear from you soon xx


I offer sub/pse, so I'd be okay (and actually enjoy) the 'hard pounding.' It's the description (I couldn't give a flying fuck what you look like!) and 'lol' that screens him out for me. Mostly the 'lol.' Why is stating what you want funny? Why send me text speak? Shoo!

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Re: How not to book an escort,world championships!
« Reply #14517 on: 09 June 2021, 06:05:58 am »
Just the thought of a hard pounding ...oouch.. :-\

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Re: How not to book an escort,world championships!
« Reply #14518 on: 09 June 2021, 06:08:58 am »
Yeah I too hate the term “hard pounding” and it’s exactly what it says it is, and I don’t know why some men like to say this...when I hear this saying then I always think I’m going to be shagged so hard+rough and it will be very unenjoyable for me and all good for him, such is the way in our job sometimes...

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Re: How not to book an escort,world championships!
« Reply #14519 on: 09 June 2021, 10:24:00 am »
It's the "I'm an alpha male" introduction that creases me up. It's pretty safe to say anyone who feels the need to introduce themselves as an alpha is Most Definitely Not an Alpha male  ;D