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I was really bored, had a bit of time to kill so played someone like this at their own game. Basically a guy contacted me via MSN last week. I don't usually entertain guys via that method, but hey like I say I was at a loose end.

Anyway he basically asked me for a free shag, said he wasn't looking to pay and even better said that I would fancy him. So I lay down the gauntlet, I said "Ok matey boy, we'll meet up have a few drinks, and if I fancy you as you say I will then maybe we will get down to some rumpy pumpy". Suddenly he didn't have any transport, couldn't believe me, asked me to send him some photos that weren't on my website, said he didn't fancy meeting me in a bar because I was probably a 'known' escort and he wasn't going to be seen out with one.

Called his bluff and he went running off frightened.

I'm guessing he came on line for a bit of sexy chat and went away with more than he bargained for. Ah well!!!

PS do not try this at home readers
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LMAO...fantastic. As for don't try this at home!!!! But you just know we will :-))

Coty xxx

Ba ha ha ha ha ha ha ha    

Hey fellow escort...

I have a special favour to ask.

I was wondering what the chances are of you and I meeting and simply indulging in one another no costs/envelopes involved...? Shocked!?

Well I saw your profile I am turned on and I am extremely horny, very simple!

No catches just simple sex - tonight ideally

I can accomdate in my lovely southisde flat and I cannot wait to hear from you.

x

Yeah keep waiting pal!

Aw, and you didn't go? I'm shocked! I would be in that lovely southside flat in no time Can't say no to an offer like that! Come on, don't be heartless, you can do it for a fellow escort (escort, yeah, right...)

basically asked me for a free shag, said he wasn't looking to pay and even better said that I would fancy him.
So I lay down the gauntlet, I said "Ok matey boy
Called his bluff and he went running off frightened.

PS do not try this at home readers

Oh, I am so using that with the next chancer I get.   

love to make others laugh

well he's not lying there! lol

Quote from: LouLou37 on 28 February 2011, 08:59:22 pm

I'm not looking for a booking or sex in anyway, I'm looking [...] for a long term loving relationship.

Ha! Well, I'm definitely also looking for a celibate relationship in which we never go anywhere without a chaperone but mostly just sit in parks reading tedious poetry to each other, so I do hope I hear from this bloke too!

I would actually quite like a relationship like that at the moment (But I insist on wearing a corset and he has to wear a frock coat and be able to handle a chaise and pair like a true whip)
I think I've been reading too many Georgette Hayer novels

More a case of What I wouldnt like!
Ur tight pussy round my cock always a gd start!

The text talk always annoys me, these are grown men, I think it's to try and be 'young'.

Agreed. I just had a..."HI Coty, you still got the flu? Coz I'm like a tripod and have blue balls, need your luscious mouth sucking me"

Urgh....just the thing to turn my stomach when I'm feeling so ill!


Coty x

Hopeful voice: 'I've got ?20?'

"Ha ha ha ha ha" ....click,  ...burrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr.