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Re: How not to book an escort,world championships!
« Reply #14445 on: 03 May 2021, 01:08:06 pm »
I only advertise phone chat yet I'm emailed this evening to ask for when I'm escorting and what the prices are
To which I replied
Where does it show on my profile details that I'm escorting ? :FF

This is one of my biggest bugbears, read the effing profile  :FF, I used to politely reply but I don’t bother now, unless I’m in a shit mood lol especially to those filthy c***s who ask for BB

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Re: How not to book an escort,world championships!
« Reply #14446 on: 04 May 2021, 09:22:22 pm »
A while ago I was walking the dog and walked past another dog owner. He looked very familiar and I clicked it was a client I'd seen a long time ago and only once. His dog and mine chose to play with each other and ignore us calling them back, so we ended up making small talk, whoring never came up and I came to the conclusion he didn't recognise me or he did but had the common sense not to mention it.

Bumped into him a few more times on the dog walks and one day I was just walking back into my garden and he was walking past. He suddenly exclaims, oh it IS you! I wasn't sure, you look quite different like this. He then proceeds to ask me directly outside the house with neighbours milling about on both sides of the road if he can book for some deep deepthroat! I. Was. Fuming.  Thankfully, no one heard. Or if they did, no one has mentioned anything. :FF :FF :FF :FF :FF

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Re: How not to book an escort,world championships!
« Reply #14447 on: 04 May 2021, 10:44:11 pm »
So Hannah this client now knows where you live. That's creepy i would have been so annoyed especially saying that type of thing.

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Re: How not to book an escort,world championships!
« Reply #14448 on: 05 May 2021, 12:08:03 pm »
A while ago I was walking the dog and walked past another dog owner. He looked very familiar and I clicked it was a client I'd seen a long time ago and only once.
Bumped into him a few more times on the dog walks and one day I was just walking back into my garden and he was walking past. He suddenly exclaims, oh it IS you! I wasn't sure, you look quite different like this. He then proceeds to ask me directly outside the house with neighbours milling about on both sides of the road if he can book for some deep deepthroat! I. Was. Fuming.  Thankfully, no one heard. Or if they did, no one has mentioned anything. :FF :FF :FF :FF :FF

OMG! I couldn't believe what I'd just read!

What the hell is wrong with these idiots!?  It is officially true ... their brains are in their pants! Though it makes you wonder if this particular idiotic specimen even has one lonely brain cell!

How would they like it if we happened to be passing their place and spotted them then shouted out something equally inappropriate in front of their neighbours.
I genuinely think that some of them do view us as a totally different species of human being who don't have a normal life or worries regarding discretion and are purely here to provide sexual services to them and that's what we live for.

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Re: How not to book an escort,world championships!
« Reply #14449 on: 05 May 2021, 01:31:59 pm »

I genuinely think that some of them do view us as a totally different species of human being who don't have a normal life or worries regarding discretion and are purely here to provide sexual services to them and that's what we live for.

This in a nutshell. I'm still fuming. Now I've just had a reg ask if I'm around today to be told I'm not currently working and I'll be available next from x. Not that I'm fully booked, but I am not available, not around, not currently working. To be asked can you not fit me in.  :FF

A few other regs are winding me up lately with constant demands, moving around booking times, constantly being late, random how you doing texts and so on. Time to dump a lot of them.  :FF

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Re: How not to book an escort,world championships!
« Reply #14450 on: 05 May 2021, 01:55:13 pm »
“I understand you are a submissive, so I wonder if you might be looking for a master to educate you?

Master xxxx”

“Naw pal, I just want clean respectful clients who turn up and leave on time and pay for their bookings”

Every time I get this enquiry it inevitably leads to “well yes, of course I’ll pay at first...”

No no no, you always pay 😡
« Last Edit: 05 May 2021, 03:37:17 pm by Rosie13 »
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Re: How not to book an escort,world championships!
« Reply #14451 on: 05 May 2021, 11:24:32 pm »
This in a nutshell. I'm still fuming. Now I've just had a reg ask if I'm around today to be told I'm not currently working and I'll be available next from x. Not that I'm fully booked, but I am not available, not around, not currently working. To be asked can you not fit me in.  :FF

A few other regs are winding me up lately with constant demands, moving around booking times, constantly being late, random how you doing texts and so on. Time to dump a lot of them.  :FF

I know, Hanns. I had this last year from my most annoying pest client (whom I finally sacked). I’d advised him I’d be home & on vacation from X Dec to X Jan .... & he asks when we can get together🪓🪓.  I said, Nathan you understand what being on vacation means, right?  And honestly, it’s not entitlement in this particular case; he really is just that dumb🤦🏼‍♀️. Bless.
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Re: How not to book an escort,world championships!
« Reply #14452 on: 06 May 2021, 03:39:46 pm »
This absolute genuis who apparently can't read the words written down in front of him. Had to block him. When you spend longer than the actual booking requested on text admin, it's a hell bloody no from me..

TW: Hi I'm matt and I was wondering if you would be available later today at 4pm for an half an hour please and if you dont mind me saying im not to keen on doggy sex thank you
Me: Not working today (wtf is doggy sex?!)

TW again: Hi again I asked you earlier if you would be available tomorrow but as you said you weren't but I also forgot to ask if your free this thursday afternoon at 3pm or later thank you and take care
Me: Hello, how long for?
TW: Hi sorry i didn't get to soon i was in the kitchen and i was like half an hour please thank
TW: Could you tell me please how much it was for half an hour thank you
Me: Fees are noted on my profile
TW: I see you charge £70 for half an hour which is perfect for me and can you tell me please which location you are currently in the moment thank you
Me: My location is noted on the WHEN and WHERE tab
TW: I saw that you mentioned in your tab where and when it says a small village new Gosport and I read someone's report about you and they say you're based in gosport


Me, I give up. My where tab says I'm near the town centre in Gosport. I just can't do it anymore  :FF :FF :FF


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Re: How not to book an escort,world championships!
« Reply #14453 on: 09 May 2021, 02:20:25 pm »
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Greetings
With regards I state that I will be in London probably in last week of May for business.I saw your profile on xxxxxxxxxxxx & wish to spend nice time of GFE for outcall overnight date with mature person like yourself. I am caucasian, aged- 61, Non smoker, vegetarian, clean shaven, 168 cm height, medium built gentleman. I am in good health & have not got Corona or any other disease.
Regarding service - I am a gentleman so no hard stuff from my side, just want to state few points candidly and clearly so that we remain truthful with each other. Politely don't get offended if you do not like them-
- As I understand that Oral is without condom but if you are comfortable if I can cum on your face? 
- I usually take viagra pill before overnight date if you feel fine with it? I hope you have good stamina as I would like to fuck you for longer duration (Multiple shots), we   will take breaks and refreshments between the fucks.
- I desire if you can be horny & wild when we are together in our hotel room.
- Please don't mind as I would like to know that there is no major change in shape or size of your vagina and vulva (as it happens after pregnancy if lady's body is not    exercised properly) and if your vagina is not loosen much & is tight?
If you don't feel comfortable or have any questions with the any part of service let me know if we can workout about it.
I will send you deposit 2000 GBP copy of my ID and confirm our booking when my travel plan is cleared by my office but please don't mark your calendar before my confirmation which I will do shortly.
I hope we spend some good time and enjoy each other's company.
Thanks


Never, ever, have I been sent anything like this before.

Thankfully, his message demonstrated many times over that he had not read my website at all, so screened himself out.
« Last Edit: 09 May 2021, 02:34:01 pm by Thoroughly Modern Millie »

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Re: How not to book an escort,world championships!
« Reply #14454 on: 09 May 2021, 05:49:28 pm »
Never, ever, have I been sent anything like this before.

Thankfully, his message demonstrated many times over that he had not read my website at all, so screened himself out.

 ;D

A rule of thumb which has always served me well here is that if I need to scroll down to read it, it's not worth reading.
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Re: How not to book an escort,world championships!
« Reply #14455 on: 09 May 2021, 06:32:28 pm »
"I desire f you can be horny & wild when we are in our hotel room together"

OMG  I just bawled at that one!  What do they think we do... just flip a switch!?    Unbelievable!

Thoroughly Modern Millie

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Re: How not to book an escort,world championships!
« Reply #14456 on: 09 May 2021, 07:43:52 pm »
;D

A rule of thumb which has always served me well here is that if I need to scroll down to read it, it's not worth reading.

To be fair, I knew just from the message title it was going to be non-starter, but even I was unprepared for this!


"I desire f you can be horny & wild when we are in our hotel room together"

OMG  I just bawled at that one!  What do they think we do... just flip a switch!?    Unbelievable!

Haha. Yes!

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Re: How not to book an escort,world championships!
« Reply #14457 on: 09 May 2021, 09:01:40 pm »
“I understand you are a submissive, so I wonder if you might be looking for a master to educate you?

I get variations of this too. They never respond when I reply saying my partner is also my dominant and while he is happy for you to pay to fuck me, he isn't happy to share me otherwise.  ;D

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Re: How not to book an escort,world championships!
« Reply #14458 on: 09 May 2021, 10:59:18 pm »
I get variations of this too. They never respond when I reply saying my partner is also my dominant and while he is happy for you to pay to fuck me, he isn't happy to share me otherwise.  ;D

I was pretty blunt about it and told him straight off the bat it was a no because inevitably he’d offer to pay the first session or two then expect me to sub for free and that’s never going to happen - he didn’t even argue with me about it and said he’d got the message loud and clear. Fucking chancer 😂
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Re: How not to book an escort,world championships!
« Reply #14459 on: 12 May 2021, 08:39:14 am »
Him: hi how much 1hour? Are you in Sheffield?

Me: £140 and I'm in xxxx Town outside of Sheffield

Him: thanks. Expensive. And far away

Me: Jog on then. Also get some common sense and read the advert first

Him: Sorry I didn't check location first. Was a mistake.


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