Had one this morning asking if I was available so said yes. I work currently in a small town outside of Sheffield.
He asked for a postcode which I didn't want to give so told him the incall was near X Road in X Town and advised him to park on that particular road. He said 'I'm coming from Doncaster to Chesterfield. Don't know Sheff I just know that I will be near you so would need a postcode please.' I just told him it wasn't in Sheffield and heard nothing more from him.
I gave him the road he needed to park on, all he had to do was Google it. As it turns out, he had a report on CE for leaving skid marks on some poor girl's hand towel when he left so glad I didn't see him.
I also offer spanking as an alternative service on specialist sites with optional extras, you get all sorts of weird and wonderful messages on there but this one amused me
Him: I live near Hucknall in Nottingham. Could you meet me at your nearest train station? I don't know your town that well.
Me: I won't meet you at the station. You would need to get a taxi
Him: You mean to tell me I have to travel and you won't even meet me at the station? How far away are you? Is there a bus stop near you?
Me: It's a 15-20 minute walk from the station. There are bus stops just outside the house. Everyone else manages to make their own way here.
Him: Ok I would need your address and bus service number and name of the bus stop please.
Me: I am not travel information nor a pick up service. You need to find someone else
