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Maz

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Re: How not to book an escort,world championships!
« Reply #14325 on: 25 March 2021, 12:01:51 pm »
Is it just me or are the ones that ask for postcodes to work out how long it'll take to travel just time wasters/address/postcode collectors? Had another one this morning.

Surely if they read the advert properly and Google they can roughly work it out  :FF

EvelynWho

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Re: How not to book an escort,world championships!
« Reply #14326 on: 25 March 2021, 12:16:30 pm »
Is it just me or are the ones that ask for postcodes to work out how long it'll take to travel just time wasters/address/postcode collectors? Had another one this morning.

Surely if they read the advert properly and Google they can roughly work it out  :FF

Literally. And unless they’re wanting a booking within the hour ... surely they’ll be able to make it on time. Ugh.

Maz

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Re: How not to book an escort,world championships!
« Reply #14327 on: 25 March 2021, 01:00:04 pm »
Literally. And unless they’re wanting a booking within the hour ... surely they’ll be able to make it on time. Ugh.

Yes good point!

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Re: How not to book an escort,world championships!
« Reply #14328 on: 25 March 2021, 02:23:47 pm »
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1hr coffee walk st paul

No, thank you.

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Re: How not to book an escort,world championships!
« Reply #14329 on: 25 March 2021, 05:56:33 pm »

I get a lot of these they are always timewasters.  I say to them "give me your postcode and I will tell you how long it will take to get to me". Response will be "I think I will leave it".  Their noses are bigger than their dicks.
« Last Edit: 25 March 2021, 06:00:11 pm by Saffy »

fallen angel

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Re: How not to book an escort,world championships!
« Reply #14330 on: 26 March 2021, 04:30:37 pm »
I get a lot of these they are always timewasters.  I say to them "give me your postcode and I will tell you how long it will take to get to me". Response will be "I think I will leave it".  Their noses are bigger than their dicks.

Haha love this response, think I'll try it.

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Re: How not to book an escort,world championships!
« Reply #14331 on: 27 March 2021, 01:45:18 pm »
Him: Babe, are you free....... wanted to meet for massage and hour long deepthroat and face fucking session, no sex

Me: thats fine, that would be £1000 for an hour long deep throat and face fucking session, as i expect i wont be able to use my mouth / throat for a week after.

Him: fair enough LOL! Thanks for letting me know anyways x

Snow Whitest

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Re: How not to book an escort,world championships!
« Reply #14332 on: 27 March 2021, 06:38:00 pm »
This one was just boderline creepy..

Him: Hi are you free this morning?
Me: Hello, what time were you thinking?
Him: I'm outside Morrisons in XXXXXXX so as soon as you're free
Me: Yep sorry I don't do immediate appointments like that. I'm not sat around in full regalia 24/7. Another time maybe
Him: Oh ok, how much notice do you need?
Me: Well at least an hour, as it says on my profile
Him: Ok, as you say, maybe another time

I dunno why but that last sentence creeped me out a bit?!
“Before you diagnose yourself with depression or low self-esteem, first make sure that you are not, in fact, just surrounded by arseholes.” Sigmund Freud”

Miffy

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Re: How not to book an escort,world championships!
« Reply #14333 on: 27 March 2021, 06:43:27 pm »
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Hello Darling,

So what is your real name?

I’m a middle aged man with excellent hygiene. I’m traveling to London for work in April and I am looking for companionship and GFE. I cannot see you face in the photos, but I assume you are gorgeous. Are you available in April?

So what is your real name?

I look forward to hearing from you.


Screened himself out, not least because my profile clearly states I'm not available until mid-May!
« Last Edit: 27 March 2021, 06:45:49 pm by Thoroughly Modern Millie »

CelesteManchester

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Re: How not to book an escort,world championships!
« Reply #14334 on: 27 March 2021, 09:25:32 pm »

Screened himself out, not least because my profile clearly states I'm not available until mid-May!

These really work best IRL but🤷🏼‍♀️...

Answer #1: Euphegenia Doubtfire.

Answer #2: Mary Poppins.

Answer #3: Vicky Vale (from the 1989 Batman with Michael Keaton. Old school, baby!!). The best part about using this is eventually someone will twig to it & be like, ummm dude. That’s not her real name...
An American on a British site, still learning the slang😉

Maz

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Re: How not to book an escort,world championships!
« Reply #14335 on: 28 March 2021, 09:23:50 am »
I'm going to start binning the ones that ask if I'm available, then say 'ok I'll get back to you'.

Nine times out of ten they come back and say they can no longer make it.

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Re: How not to book an escort,world championships!
« Reply #14336 on: 28 March 2021, 09:05:47 pm »

SUBJECT: Sweetie

MESSAGE: I would love to meet you {his phone number}




 ::)

Maz

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Re: How not to book an escort,world championships!
« Reply #14337 on: 28 March 2021, 09:46:55 pm »
Had one ask just now if I do outcalls so I say yes. He then asks if I send pics via whatsapp which I never do. He asked if I could come tonight so I told a white lie that I was already booked just to shake him off and then he asks if I can just come and see him now!! I cut him off in the end as he was clearly just a pest.

Even as I write this, he's been trying to phone me back. ::)

« Last Edit: 28 March 2021, 09:50:37 pm by Maz »

EvelynWho

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Re: How not to book an escort,world championships!
« Reply #14338 on: 31 March 2021, 01:43:35 pm »
“” what’s your availability etc yada yada “”

... loving the effort ...

saltysweet

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Re: How not to book an escort,world championships!
« Reply #14339 on: 31 March 2021, 01:47:18 pm »
Similar...
Him'-How's you're availability?'
Me'-Fine  :)'
Him- 'What :(?'
« Last Edit: 31 March 2021, 01:49:28 pm by saltysweet »