Is it just me or are the ones that ask for postcodes to work out how long it'll take to travel just time wasters/address/postcode collectors? Had another one this morning.

Surely if they read the advert properly and Google they can roughly work it out 

Literally. And unless they’re wanting a booking within the hour ... surely they’ll be able to make it on time. Ugh.

1hr coffee walk st paul

No, thank you.

I get a lot of these they are always timewasters.  I say to them "give me your postcode and I will tell you how long it will take to get to me". Response will be "I think I will leave it".  Their noses are bigger than their dicks.

Haha love this response, think I'll try it.

This one was just boderline creepy..

Him: Hi are you free this morning?
Me: Hello, what time were you thinking?
Him: I'm outside Morrisons in XXXXXXX so as soon as you're free
Me: Yep sorry I don't do immediate appointments like that. I'm not sat around in full regalia 24/7. Another time maybe
Him: Oh ok, how much notice do you need?
Me: Well at least an hour, as it says on my profile
Him: Ok, as you say, maybe another time

I dunno why but that last sentence creeped me out a bit?!

Screened himself out, not least because my profile clearly states I'm not available until mid-May!

These really work best IRL but🤷🏼‍♀️...

Answer #1: Euphegenia Doubtfire.

Answer #2: Mary Poppins.

Answer #3: Vicky Vale (from the 1989 Batman with Michael Keaton. Old school, baby!!). The best part about using this is eventually someone will twig to it & be like, ummm dude. That’s not her real name...

SUBJECT: Sweetie

MESSAGE: I would love to meet you {his phone number}



 

“” what’s your availability etc yada yada “”

... loving the effort ...