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Indre

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Re: How not to book an escort,world championships!
« Reply #14295 on: 22 February 2021, 10:17:45 pm »
Idiot: Can I ask you something?
Me: ?
Idiot: I'm super horny but low on funds. Is the price still the same if I just come over and give you head?
Me: Imagine going to the supermarket and saying "I can't afford this food shop...but will you cut me a deal if I just lick the produce"
Idiot: Ok, I wasn't trying to be rude.
Me: You certainly managed it

Schwiftysquancher91

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Re: How not to book an escort,world championships!
« Reply #14296 on: 23 February 2021, 04:43:38 pm »
3am in the morning message  ::)

Hi gorgeous sorry its so late but I think you are gorgeous would you please do an old man a big favour and let him kiss you all over please you are so hot baby xx
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Re: How not to book an escort,world championships!
« Reply #14297 on: 23 February 2021, 05:29:57 pm »
Increase in timewaster enquiries for me. Message from someone who apparently saw me years ago wanting a 90 minute GFE. Er, no thanks. He said either a GFE or roleplay. I said I could do the roleplay. Then he got called into work  ::)

Who does GFE for longer than an hour? I don't mind with my regs, that's fine, but the majority of times they are over quickly and plenty of slobbering goes on.

I don't think 90 minutes sounded so genuine even if I had seen him years ago.
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Re: How not to book an escort,world championships!
« Reply #14298 on: 23 February 2021, 09:16:43 pm »
I've had some classics this week and it's only Wednesday...

Nob head 1

Him: Hey are you free tonight for a half hour incall?
Me: Hello. What time is tonight?
Him: Around 9pm
Me: No that's too late I'm afraid
Him: Ok
Me: What do you do for a living?
Him: I work on an ambulance base
Me: Ok maybe a half hour at 9 would be ok
Him: Can I ask about our time together?
Me: Ask away
Him: Sorry to sound so blunt but I'd like to make you cum lol what sort of things do you enjoy the most
Me: Sorry not really a thing with me
Him: Well I'd like to try, I'm a bit big if that helps lol
Me: Of course you are and this isn't total BS and you're NOT a time waster, bye!

Do men seriously think that cock size has anything to do with orgasms? I thought we'd moved on from this utter nonsense?!

Nob head 2

Him: Hey LadyS you english babe zx
Me: Well I was born in Scotland so..
Him: Your fit x you free later
Me: What times later?
Him: I can pay lot smell your bum why relive self c
Me: I know, why don't you fuck off and work on your grammar and punctuation instead?

Nob head 3

Me: (Calls me instead of texting) Can I help you?
Hm: Can we talk pls
Me: No, I'm in company
Him: So what if you're Romanian why I turn up
Me: Then you'll need a translator?
Him: You need anger management
Me:  :FF

Nob head 4
Him: U workin
Me: You paying by the letter?
Him: ?
Me:  :FF
Him: cash

Nob head 5 (arguably the winner so far this week)

Him: Do you have a sister on AW?
Me: Why?
Him: Every mans dream to have sisters lol
Me: Never. Gonna. Happen
Him: Why not
Me: Really? You need to ask that?
Him: I wasn't expecting you to play with eachother but maybe fighting over my cock wouldbe horny
Me:  :-X :-X :-X :FF
« Last Edit: 23 February 2021, 10:21:19 pm by Snow Whitest »
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Schwiftysquancher91

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Re: How not to book an escort,world championships!
« Reply #14299 on: 24 February 2021, 04:33:08 pm »
Ok so this is a camming one but I had to share..

me:-So what brings you here?
him:-was bored at work
me:-Ah I see fair enough
him:-got passengers waiting outside fuckem
me:-passengers? where are you? A bus?
him:-on my bus at the end of journey
me:-honestly?
him:-yeah
me:-Omg
him:-got 10 min wait
me:-Well I would invite you to take me to group but I mean.. bit awkward?
him:-lol, cant get my dick out on bus lol
me:- yes, I would not advise you whip your cock out on the bus....

No wonder they are always late  ::)
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Re: How not to book an escort,world championships!
« Reply #14300 on: 24 February 2021, 10:18:01 pm »
Ok so this is a camming one but I had to share..

me:-So what brings you here?
him:-was bored at work
me:-Ah I see fair enough
him:-got passengers waiting outside fuckem
me:-passengers? where are you? A bus?
him:-on my bus at the end of journey
me:-honestly?
him:-yeah
me:-Omg
him:-got 10 min wait
me:-Well I would invite you to take me to group but I mean.. bit awkward?
him:-lol, cant get my dick out on bus lol
me:- yes, I would not advise you whip your cock out on the bus....

No wonder they are always late  ::)
;D ;D ;D Now whenever I get on the bus and tap my oyster card I will now always think in my head hmmm wonder if this driver has had a cheeky wank before his shift from cam or his booking pussy hahaha.