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Braziliana

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Re: How not to book an escort,world championships!
« Reply #14265 on: 11 February 2021, 09:17:26 am »
Subject: hey

Message: giv me ur number


They're all so charming these days.
Haha!

Snow Whitest

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Re: How not to book an escort,world championships!
« Reply #14266 on: 11 February 2021, 09:47:20 pm »
This one is bizarre, I'm assuming he wanted me to ask him questions but frankly I just don't have the energy for ppl's mind games!

Him: Smiley face heart eyes emoji
Me: Can I help you?
Him: Hopefully

Like wtf?!

This one actually took my breath aways for the sheer cheek of it!

Him: Are you available about 17.15 for 30mins?
Me: Not to someone I haven't seen, no
Him: You'd have no bookings if you only met people that you have met previously
Me: LMAO because you'd know all about my business wouldn't you!
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Re: How not to book an escort,world championships!
« Reply #14267 on: 16 February 2021, 10:10:23 am »
This one is bizarre, I'm assuming he wanted me to ask him questions but frankly I just don't have the energy for ppl's mind games!

Him: Smiley face heart eyes emoji
Me: Can I help you?
Him: Hopefully

Like wtf?!

I've had someone a bit like this, I asked if he was interested in booking and he wrote 'Yes'  and then didn't follow up with anything else. If these dudes thing I am going to engage in back and forth with them if they are answering in yes and no answers they can go fuck themselves.  No one has the mental energy for that right now.

Saffy

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Re: How not to book an escort,world championships!
« Reply #14268 on: 18 February 2021, 11:55:19 am »
Oi.

Phone was off had this message and a missed call.

Don't you wish the sometimes they closed these sex sites down cus then they might learn some manners and how to wash. 

It's like watching humanity going down the drain being in this business in normal times but since pandemic it has accelerated.
« Last Edit: 18 February 2021, 12:09:10 pm by Saffy »

EnglishAmy40

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Re: How not to book an escort,world championships!
« Reply #14269 on: 18 February 2021, 04:41:08 pm »
Him: I'm ##### from AW. You can see by my 50 plus feedbacks I'm a good client.

I'm thinking hmm if anything AW feedbacks are a negative to me cos hardcore's sometimes expect more bang for their buck. Not to mention all the fake mutual reviews.

Me: Oh Hiya I don't know who you are, have you messaged me on there?

Him: Yes. My name is #####. (I have no idea) I see you do domination, is that on you or me?

Me: I can do both. I quite like being a sub but you can't tie me up. You can pull my hair and call me names, and I'm good at roleplay.

Him: Can I strangle you?

Me: Yes. Although obviously not until I'm half choked to death.

Him: Would you prefer to call me Master?

Sigh. More of a dirty phone call/never happy/too much hassle. Keep going and you're banned.

Me: Master is fine.

Him: Oh I have a black friend with a huge cock...

I hung up haha. As soon as his self righteous tone hit my ears telling me about his positive feedback, I knew.

Hannaah

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Re: How not to book an escort,world championships!
« Reply #14270 on: 19 February 2021, 03:26:10 pm »
Subject: Hey

Hey baby i want to facefuck you

Cat_BBW

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Re: How not to book an escort,world championships!
« Reply #14271 on: 19 February 2021, 04:11:37 pm »
Subject: Hey

Hey baby i want to facefuck you

Matches my similar one from yesterday...

Subject: .

Message: can i fuck u?

linglau

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Re: How not to book an escort,world championships!
« Reply #14272 on: 19 February 2021, 11:31:48 pm »
Subject: Hey

Hey baby i want to facefuck you

Had a few a few of those in my time, just ignored.

Braziliana

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Re: How not to book an escort,world championships!
« Reply #14273 on: 20 February 2021, 09:29:00 pm »
HIM: Do you do french miss?
ME: No.  I do Spanish and I'm looking to try Mandarin Chinese next.  Why do you ask (and why call me "Miss")?
HIM: Sorry meant french kiss.
ME: Did it really?  Now that's what I call EXTREME semantic shift!  When was this, then: pre- or post-Chaucer?
HIM: Bye.

Wonder what put him off?
;D

EnglishAmy40

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Re: How not to book an escort,world championships!
« Reply #14274 on: 20 February 2021, 09:34:09 pm »
HIM: Do you do french miss?
ME: No.  I do Spanish and I'm looking to try Mandarin Chinese next.  Why do you ask (and why call me "Miss")?
HIM: Sorry meant french kiss.
ME: Did it really?  Now that's what I call EXTREME semantic shift!  When was this, then: pre- or post-Chaucer?
HIM: Bye.

Wonder what put him off?
;D

Braziliana, why is that annoying? He made a typo is all. 🤔.

Braziliana

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Re: How not to book an escort,world championships!
« Reply #14275 on: 20 February 2021, 10:38:03 pm »
HIM: How far do u travel?
ME: Thailand.  Bangkok is mega-cheap, but so touristy!  Why do you ask?

No response, strangely enough...
;D


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Re: How not to book an escort,world championships!
« Reply #14276 on: 21 February 2021, 12:26:26 pm »
Phone call "Do you want Daddy's dick?"

Me: No
Him Do you not fancy a fuck?
Me: No
Him:Why not?
Me:I'm not available and not with someone who is not polite
Him:I can be polite

Can't remember exactly what I ended the call with, something like "No thank you".

EnglishAmy40

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Re: How not to book an escort,world championships!
« Reply #14277 on: 22 February 2021, 02:08:00 pm »
Hey babe I came to see you last month. I had to pick my girl up from school and was worried about the time. Would you take £40 for a bj and a wank and a lick of your pussy. No sex. No worries if not, I just thought I'd ask.

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Re: How not to book an escort,world championships!
« Reply #14278 on: 22 February 2021, 10:17:45 pm »
Idiot: Can I ask you something?
Me: ?
Idiot: I'm super horny but low on funds. Is the price still the same if I just come over and give you head?
Me: Imagine going to the supermarket and saying "I can't afford this food shop...but will you cut me a deal if I just lick the produce"
Idiot: Ok, I wasn't trying to be rude.
Me: You certainly managed it

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Re: How not to book an escort,world championships!
« Reply #14279 on: 23 February 2021, 04:43:38 pm »
3am in the morning message  ::)

Hi gorgeous sorry its so late but I think you are gorgeous would you please do an old man a big favour and let him kiss you all over please you are so hot baby xx
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