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Re: How not to book an escort,world championships!
« Reply #14190 on: 14 January 2021, 04:17:40 pm »
HIM: Hello.  Can you give me a quick BJ at 4.30?
ME: Sure.  It's £40 and I am at Such & Such Place.  Call when you are here.
HIM: Sorry, I am not coming.  All I want is a massage, you see.
ME: You want a massage...so you requested a BJ?  Interesting logic...
HIM: I just fancied some excitement lol.
ME: Yeah, we all know how "exciting" a massage is...
HIM: I am new to this lol.  Any suggestions?
ME: Sure.  Stop..."lolling" about.

THE END.
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Re: How not to book an escort,world championships!
« Reply #14191 on: 14 January 2021, 04:27:28 pm »
I'm not very proper and I'm gay sooo.... 🤷🏼‍♀️
Haha!

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Re: How not to book an escort,world championships!
« Reply #14192 on: 14 January 2021, 04:41:53 pm »
Text: hi I am 21 and a virgin would you do 5-10 minutes. I just want to wank over your bum
Me: Fuck off
Text: ok
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Re: How not to book an escort,world championships!
« Reply #14193 on: 14 January 2021, 04:49:37 pm »
Text: hi I am 21 and a virgin would you do 5-10 minutes. I just want to wank over your bum
Me: Fuck off
Text: ok
Haha!

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Re: How not to book an escort,world championships!
« Reply #14194 on: 14 January 2021, 04:55:29 pm »
Text: hi I am 21 and a virgin would you do 5-10 minutes. I just want to wank over your bum
Me: Fuck off
Text: ok

I’m dying...

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Re: How not to book an escort,world championships!
« Reply #14195 on: 14 January 2021, 05:33:56 pm »
HIM: What location are you?
ME: Vag-China, I would say, if I really have transformed into an area of earth.  Definitely NOT The Virgin Islands, at any rate...

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HIM: Are you house or hotel?
ME: You're in the habit of texting houses and hotels, then?  You're not yet another of Goodmayes' many recent "abscondees" now, are you...?

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Re: How not to book an escort,world championships!
« Reply #14196 on: 14 January 2021, 06:51:40 pm »
Text: hi I am 21 and a virgin would you do 5-10 minutes. I just want to wank over your bum
Me: Fuck off
Text: ok

Ohhh I thought I was special  :'(

I ignored him cos he couldn't even call me hun or babe, he started his message: "hi ? ? ? " Gee thanks for being SOOO interested that I became 3 question marks!

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Re: How not to book an escort,world championships!
« Reply #14197 on: 15 January 2021, 12:23:21 am »
Text: hi I am 21 and a virgin would you do 5-10 minutes. I just want to wank over your bum
Me: Fuck off
Text: ok


 ;D ;D ;D

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Re: How not to book an escort,world championships!
« Reply #14198 on: 15 January 2021, 11:45:28 am »
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him: hi love you

(calls me - I'm asleep so don't answer)

me: Good morning. Can I help you?

(calls me using WhatsApp video call. I reject the call)

me: I don't accept video calls, voice only

him: I love you
him: Your panis [sic]
him: Pick
him: Please

me: Where did you get my number?

him: Gay rentmen scort [sic] se [sic]
him: Do you sex?
him: Me

me: Rentmen already has a penis pic on it
me: You don't need any more

him: What
him: More

(he video calls me again, I reject again)

him: What
him: More
him: Please video call
him: On
him: Please

me: No

him: I like
him: Your panis [sic]
him: Sexi [sic] video
him: Give me
him: Please

me: Fuck off

him: No please

me: I'm going to block you now

him: Love you

(I block him)

I really don't know why I let this one go on for so long...
« Last Edit: 15 January 2021, 03:21:11 pm by Alex Oak »

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Re: How not to book an escort,world championships!
« Reply #14199 on: 15 January 2021, 02:15:50 pm »
him: Do you sex?...
Oh yes, I sex MUCH sex and always sexy six sex...;D
« Last Edit: 15 January 2021, 02:19:53 pm by Braziliana »

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Re: How not to book an escort,world championships!
« Reply #14200 on: 15 January 2021, 02:28:29 pm »
Alex, you're so much more patient (and forgiving than me), I would have blocked him immediately at

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him: hi love you

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Re: How not to book an escort,world championships!
« Reply #14201 on: 15 January 2021, 03:19:59 pm »
Alex, you're so much more patient (and forgiving than me)

I suspect I'm way more willing to believe people aren't timewasters than I should be. Some might call it naive...

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Re: How not to book an escort,world championships!
« Reply #14202 on: 15 January 2021, 03:40:06 pm »
I suspect I'm way more willing to believe people aren't timewasters than I should be. Some might call it naive...

I take it you have not been in the industry that long? There is more timewasters and deliberate fantasists then genuine customers by far.

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Re: How not to book an escort,world championships!
« Reply #14203 on: 15 January 2021, 04:34:25 pm »
I take it you have not been in the industry that long? There is more timewasters and deliberate fantasists then genuine customers by far.

Six months. I did it for a bout a year when I was much younger; and yeah I kind of know that haha

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Re: How not to book an escort,world championships!
« Reply #14204 on: 15 January 2021, 05:41:57 pm »
I suspect I'm way more willing to believe people aren't timewasters than I should be. Some might call it naive...

Always assume everyone is a time waster, that way, you'll be able to spot the genuine ones immediately!