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CelesteManchester

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Re: How not to book an escort,world championships!
« Reply #14160 on: 10 January 2021, 02:26:04 pm »
Quote from: Braziliana on 09 January 2021, 09:59:51 pm
HIM: How do I get to your room?
ME: You just walk in?
HIM: What about reception?
ME: They can book me if they want - and they'll be able to get to my room easily enough as well, I should think - but it will be a separate booking to your own...

Oh Brazzy, this makes me insane!!!!

“Should I go to the front desk?”

Fuck no you don’t go to the front desk, you Dorito head!🪓 You might as well slap a sign on your forehead saying I’ M HERE TO SEE A HOOKER🤦🏼‍♀️🤦🏼‍♀️, because when they look up the name I gave you, *of course* there’s no record of it.

I got that twice last week. Kind of defeats the whole “flying under the radar” thing I’m trying to accomplish here, ya twit.
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Braziliana

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Re: How not to book an escort,world championships!
« Reply #14161 on: 10 January 2021, 02:49:58 pm »
Quote from: CelesteManchester on 10 January 2021, 02:26:04 pm
“Should I go to the front desk?”

Fuck no you don’t go to the front desk, you Dorito head!🪓 You might as well slap a sign on your forehead saying I’ M HERE TO SEE A HOOKER🤦🏼‍♀️🤦🏼‍♀️, because when they look up the name I gave you, *of course* there’s no record of it...
Exactly!
Haha! ;D
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Re: How not to book an escort,world championships!
« Reply #14162 on: 10 January 2021, 04:47:25 pm »
Quote from: CelesteManchester on 10 January 2021, 02:26:04 pm
Oh Brazzy, this makes me insane!!!!

“Should I go to the front desk?”

Fuck no you don’t go to the front desk, you Dorito head!🪓 You might as well slap a sign on your forehead saying I’ M HERE TO SEE A HOOKER🤦🏼‍♀️🤦🏼‍♀️, because when they look up the name I gave you, *of course* there’s no record of it.

I got that twice last week. Kind of defeats the whole “flying under the radar” thing I’m trying to accomplish here, ya twit.

It's idiots like that are one of many reasons I give a different room number that's on same floor when used to do incall tours before this pandemic hit.
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Re: How not to book an escort,world championships!
« Reply #14163 on: 12 January 2021, 03:44:24 am »
Quote from: Braziliana on 09 January 2021, 09:59:51 pm
HIM: How do I get to your room?
ME: You just walk in?
HIM: What about reception?
ME: They can book me if they want - and they'll be able to get to my room easily enough as well, I should think - but it will be a separate booking to your own...

HAHAHAAAAA!! I can't breathe!!
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Re: How not to book an escort,world championships!
« Reply #14164 on: 12 January 2021, 11:37:08 pm »
A fucking client just sent me a text on WhatsApp, then ONE MINUTE LATER called me and told me on the phone "reply to my WhatsApp".

This guy must be an absolute Psycho boyfriend...
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Re: How not to book an escort,world championships!
« Reply #14165 on: 12 January 2021, 11:39:41 pm »
Quote from: Braziliana on 09 January 2021, 11:55:30 pm
HIM: How do I get past reception?  And what do I get in a half hour booking?
ME: 1) You just walk past.  2) What are you after?
HIM: But what happens when I enter reception?  And what sort of things do you do in a half hour booking?
ME: Fuck this.

The hidden copper behind reception will jump out holding a taser and blow your fucking mind away.. Next!!!!
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Re: How not to book an escort,world championships!
« Reply #14166 on: 12 January 2021, 11:45:59 pm »
Also, same guy

"I am not properly gay, only like kissing"

(minute later)

"Send me your dick pic"
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Braziliana

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Re: How not to book an escort,world championships!
« Reply #14167 on: 13 January 2021, 10:43:05 am »
Quote from: curvywench on 12 January 2021, 11:39:41 pm
The hidden copper behind reception will jump out holding a taser and blow your fucking mind away.. Next!!!!
Haha!
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Re: How not to book an escort,world championships!
« Reply #14168 on: 13 January 2021, 10:43:41 am »
Quote from: Alex Oak on 12 January 2021, 11:45:59 pm
Also, same guy

"I am not properly gay, only like kissing"

(minute later)

"Send me your dick pic"
Oh yeah, he's DEFINITELY not gay...
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Re: How not to book an escort,world championships!
« Reply #14169 on: 13 January 2021, 10:46:14 am »
Quote from: Alex Oak on 12 January 2021, 11:37:08 pm
A fucking client just sent me a text on WhatsApp, then ONE MINUTE LATER called me and told me on the phone "reply to my WhatsApp".

This guy must be an absolute Psycho boyfriend...
For me, the words "bullet" and "dodging" come to mind... :D
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Re: How not to book an escort,world championships!
« Reply #14170 on: 13 January 2021, 10:48:06 am »
Quote from: Alex Oak on 12 January 2021, 11:45:59 pm
Also, same guy

"I am not properly gay, only like kissing"

(minute later)

"Send me your dick pic"
...and I bet you'd take a VERY dim view of his sexuality if he actually WAS gay... ;D
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CelesteManchester

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Re: How not to book an escort,world championships!
« Reply #14171 on: 13 January 2021, 04:24:09 pm »
Quote from: Alex Oak on 12 January 2021, 11:45:59 pm
Also, same guy

"I am not properly gay, only like kissing"

(minute later)

"Send me your dick pic"

So Alex, is there improperly gay?😂🤷🏼‍♀️🤔
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Re: How not to book an escort,world championships!
« Reply #14172 on: 13 January 2021, 08:45:10 pm »
Quote from: CelesteManchester on 13 January 2021, 04:24:09 pm
So Alex, is there improperly gay?😂🤷🏼‍♀️🤔

I'm not very proper and I'm gay sooo.... 🤷🏼‍♀️
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Re: How not to book an escort,world championships!
« Reply #14173 on: 14 January 2021, 04:17:40 pm »
HIM: Hello.  Can you give me a quick BJ at 4.30?
ME: Sure.  It's £40 and I am at Such & Such Place.  Call when you are here.
HIM: Sorry, I am not coming.  All I want is a massage, you see.
ME: You want a massage...so you requested a BJ?  Interesting logic...
HIM: I just fancied some excitement lol.
ME: Yeah, we all know how "exciting" a massage is...
HIM: I am new to this lol.  Any suggestions?
ME: Sure.  Stop..."lolling" about.

THE END.
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Re: How not to book an escort,world championships!
« Reply #14174 on: 14 January 2021, 04:27:28 pm »
Quote from: Alex Oak on 13 January 2021, 08:45:10 pm
I'm not very proper and I'm gay sooo.... 🤷🏼‍♀️
Haha!
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