Author Topic: How not to book an escort,world championships! (Read 2590774 times)

NubianTemptress · « **Reply #855 on:** 14 February 2011, 11:21:56 am »

He probably had enough credit on the phone for 2-3 text msgs but not enough for a 3-5 min call.
Either way he's broke beyond a joke

Friday · « **Reply #856 on:** 14 February 2011, 11:48:51 am »

Quote from: NubianTemptress on 14 February 2011, 11:21:56 am

Either way he's broke beyond a joke

yeah its possible he had free texts and no call credit.. if this was a normal world and all guys genuine id be more sympathetic.. lol

but the thing that always gets me when guys make comments about no credit is: you're phoneing to book a mininum ?100 appointment yet you cant stick ?5 on your mobile!??!?

Simone · « **Reply #857 on:** 14 February 2011, 12:09:32 pm »

I didn't know you could send texts on PAYG when you have no credit for a call, all the ones I have had have stopped you doing both when your out of credit. I'm clearly on the wrong price plan

But yes the 'I can't afford a phonecall but I've got a ?100+ in my pocket for an appointment' line always tickles me. You really need to prioritise better if you consider spending money on a WG is more vital than having a working means of communication

Dani · « **Reply #858 on:** 14 February 2011, 12:12:27 pm »

Quote from: Simone on 14 February 2011, 11:09:10 am

How about this one?
Text yesterday asking about a booking on Thursday, I don't normally answer texts but this was a very polite one, therefore I quickly answered him saying 'Please ring me for an appointment as I don't take bookings via text'.
He text back 'OK, I will ring on Tuesday, I won't be able to top up my credit until then'
Clearly he has the only PAYG mobile in history that allows you to send text messages when you have no credit on your phone

Unless there are ones that let you do that now? I'm fairly sure not

orange give you 300 free texts when you top up by ?10. So once your credit is gone you can still text with your free text messages

Steele · « **Reply #859 on:** 15 February 2011, 01:10:27 am »

Quote from: Simone on 14 February 2011, 11:09:10 am

Clearly he has the only PAYG mobile in history that allows you to send text messages when you have no credit on your phone

Unless there are ones that let you do that now? I'm fairly sure not

Mine does!

I've got a deal on mine where if I top up ?10 I get unlimited free texts the next month, I try to remember to do that every month so I always have free texts. It's totally possible that all my credit can run out early in the month if I need to make a lot of calls, but I still have the unlimited texts.

EDIT: Didn't realise we'd gone onto another page

I see other people have said similar stuff now. Agreed though he should really have topped up first

KatieKurves · « **Reply #860 on:** 15 February 2011, 05:28:55 pm »

I want my cock in your mouth, shoot me load down your throat, fuck your arse & pussy bareback. Is ?500 enough.

I did actually get this text. So obviously I said "Oh yeah baby when can I cum round?"

xx

Coty · « **Reply #861 on:** 15 February 2011, 06:00:08 pm »

Quote from: Kurvy-Kate on 15 February 2011, 05:28:55 pm

I want my cock in your mouth, shoot me load down your throat, fuck your arse & pussy bareback. Is ?500 enough.

I did actually get this text. So obviously I said "Oh yeah baby when can I cum round?"

xx

OMG....what planet are these guys from? URGH!

I've had an idiot texting constantly for 2 days yet I've not replied once and they are getting more and more crazy! Started off with...'When are you gonna come eat me?" (Hmm...who are you?)
Then 'I have a 13 inch black dick I want to pound in every orifice.' (Woo hoo I'm on my way! NOT!) Then he wants to fill me with his seed in every orifice (God that's one of my pet hates...fill you with my seed! URGHHHHH) and today.....can I film you for ?500! LMAO I haven't replied to any so he can carry on wasting his texts....IDIOT!
Sometimes I can laugh at the stupidity but sometimes I feel like pulling my hair out!!!

Coty xxx

KatieKurves · « **Reply #862 on:** 15 February 2011, 06:13:51 pm »

I feel like punching their faces in. But better not they're only blokes after all!!!

xx

Coty · « **Reply #863 on:** 16 February 2011, 03:17:21 pm »

Quote from: Kurvy-Kate on 15 February 2011, 06:13:51 pm

I feel like punching their faces in. But better not they're only blokes after all!!!

xx

LMAO.......Agreed!

Coty xxx

NubianTemptress · « **Reply #864 on:** 16 February 2011, 03:54:21 pm »

received this email at 6am in the morning:

dont know if you can help us but im a 41 year old white man with a 34 year old black girl with the biggest ass you have ever seen she is not gay but she keeps on going on about watching me fuck another woman.im only in to black woman and wonder if you wood partisipate in this with us ..wood be a good night x x

Two actions followed after reading the above. BLOCK SENDER ---->>> DELETE

pandora · « **Reply #865 on:** 17 February 2011, 10:08:46 am »

By text - "Hello Pandora, you look amazing"

Thanks - ring for appointment

"I am too far away from you for a visit"

In my head -loser!

"I think you look fantastic in your pictures. I have the horn big time!

10mins later "Loads. Thank you"

20 mins later "I am going to shoot again"

hour later "OMG you are so fabulous"

Seems I even provide a free service in cyber land.

Weirdo.

Roxy101 · « **Reply #866 on:** 17 February 2011, 10:52:21 am »

How about this one?
Text yesterday asking about a booking on Thursday, I don't normally answer texts but this was a very polite one, therefore I quickly answered him saying 'Please ring me for an appointment as I don't take bookings via text'.
He text back 'OK, I will ring on Tuesday, I won't be able to top up my credit until then'
Clearly he has the only PAYG mobile in history that allows you to send text messages when you have no credit on your phone

Unless there are ones that let you do that now?

I'm fairly sure not
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If you have a tarrif you can have free texts without credit. I top up ?10 a month and get unlimited texts, so when I run out of credit, I can only text people for the rest of the month.

X

pandora · « **Reply #867 on:** 19 February 2011, 03:50:19 pm »

Quote from: pandora on 17 February 2011, 10:08:46 am

By text - "Hello Pandora, you look amazing"

Thanks - ring for appointment

"I am too far away from you for a visit"

In my head -loser!

"I think you look fantastic in your pictures. I have the horn big time!

10mins later "Loads. Thank you"

Tested twice the next day to say " sorry if I offended you last night, was a bit rude"

and "you really made my evening". Nutter

20 mins later "I am going to shoot again"

hour later "OMG you are so fabulous"

Seems I even provide a free service in cyber land.

Weirdo.

Simone · « **Reply #868 on:** 21 February 2011, 10:42:54 am »

Quote from: pandora on 19 February 2011, 03:50:19 pm

Quote from: pandora on 17 February 2011, 10:08:46 am
By text - "Hello Pandora, you look amazing"

Thanks - ring for appointment

"I am too far away from you for a visit"

In my head -loser!

"I think you look fantastic in your pictures. I have the horn big time!

10mins later "Loads. Thank you"

Tested twice the next day to say " sorry if I offended you last night, was a bit rude"

and "you really made my evening". Nutter

20 mins later "I am going to shoot again"

hour later "OMG you are so fabulous"

Seems I even provide a free service in cyber land.

Weirdo.

If only you could turn that into a paid service though Pandora, how great would that be? You could make a living without even leaving your house! result

Voicemail this morning 'Hello Simone, I've seen your website and you look great, I don't want to give you money but if you are looking for some no strings fun give me a ring on blah blah blah'

The best bit of it was he sounded EXACTALLY like Wearside Jack (The bloke from Sunderland who posed as Peter Sutcliffe during the Yorkshire Ripper investigation

) Come to think of it I don't think they every caught that guy, knowing my luck it was probably him ((shudders))

xw5 · « **Reply #869 on:** 21 February 2011, 11:17:23 am »

Quote from: Simone on 21 February 2011, 10:42:54 am

The best bit of it was he sounded EXACTLY like Wearside Jack (The bloke from Sunderland who posed as Peter Sutcliffe during the Yorkshire Ripper investigation ) Come to think of it I don't think they every caught that guy, knowing my luck it was probably him ((shudders))

Caught in 2005 due to some DNA on an envelope he licked in the 70s. Sentenced to eight years for perverting the course of justice in 2006.

See also the main SAAFE.info site for more Support And Advice For Escorts

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