So Snowy, you’re gonna see him, of course?🤷🏼‍♀️ 😆 Bc I know you can’t pass up all of THAT🙄.

And this chancer...

Hello xx
I've been looking at your profile on AW so I'm sending you a email as the preferred means of communication.

Forgive the boldness but I like what I read and see and am hoping that you will consider meeting me. I live in the Guildford area and am wanting to meet a lady whose sexual desires and delights match mine as I would love to make the meet regular as this is my preferred style.

About me........ I'm a retired executive with a zest for life, very young at heart, slim build, fit, have all my own bits (hehe) good cook especially with a glass or two !!!!

I adore everthing about the ladies, looks smile eyes lips and value and appreciate all there is about a lady.
Sexually I'm more of a giver than receiver and revel in licking sucking your erroginious places so I can taste and swallow your sex juices. I like the lady to be vocal expressive and fully interactive with no inhibititions or hang ups.

Please do not get cross or upset but I need to explain why I'm asking this delicate question. I have an allergy to condoms as if my lips come into contact with parts of your body that condoms have they turn blue. As my love is giving oral throughout a meet, alternating between penetration and oral giving, my request is..... Will you conside BB/Unprotected? I know this is a big ask but please do not get offended as I want to be able to give of my very best. I've had a vacsectomy and am extremely aware and conscious of nasty diseases and am scrupulously hygiene attentive.

I can only meet weekday daytime and always do advance booking as I have to be very discreet and careful. I'm sorry for the long email but I did want you to have a complete picture. Kisses Tim xx

Dynamite Doll, my response was..

Sorry but my health is so much more important to me than a shag from a random stranger is 

Can the TWs get any weirder? This evening a guy text asking to me my first of the morning tomorrow, I said no as I find it a bit offensive when guys do that, as if we reset every 24 hours and are miraculously virgin escorts, ridiculous. Then I get this text back:

I have a fetish for seeing girls when they just wake up as I like the natural smell. It is not for everyone but to say this on intro put people off

Yeh you think. Get a girlfriend dude wake up with her.