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Nadya

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Re: How not to book an escort,world championships!
« Reply #13920 on: 25 September 2020, 12:48:00 pm »
Give me strength. Missed a call, text my availability, get this in return...

I dont want a booking for today. Just wanted to get to know you a bit over the phone. Ill contact you again in a couple of weeks. Thanks

Is this the same bloke who contacted me some days ago.......'I want to get to know you'?  Are you Fing kidding me?

fallen angel

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Re: How not to book an escort,world championships!
« Reply #13921 on: 25 September 2020, 02:01:05 pm »
Is this the same bloke who contacted me some days ago.......'I want to get to know you'?  Are you Fing kidding me?

Fine as long as its  on phone chat at ££  per minute  ;D

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Re: How not to book an escort,world championships!
« Reply #13922 on: 25 September 2020, 02:32:41 pm »
That would put me off seeing him altogether.  :-X

Same here.
Normally I would have a witty yet rude reply but at times feel like not worth it with such idiots.

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Re: How not to book an escort,world championships!
« Reply #13923 on: 25 September 2020, 03:35:45 pm »
My aim was to accept all reasonable callers today even if they have irritating flaws as I'm usually highly selective.

He texted despite the first line on my profile saying don't text. I texted him to ring which he did. I asked him if he'd read the profile and he says 'are we going to talk forever' I asked him to repeat it so he could  remember his manners.Nope he repeated it .so i told him to fuck off.

Then a regular of four years who pays well chose to haggle a few weeks ago wanting 'corinovirus rates' and quoting the chancellors VAT cut. Today he opened the convo with 'time has passed' as if his money grubbing was forgotten, I told him I wasn't seeing him again.
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Lushblossom

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Re: How not to book an escort,world championships!
« Reply #13924 on: 28 September 2020, 09:27:44 am »
Nervous first timer enquiring 'how to go about booking'.  I explained we need to know age name and occupation(the latter because of the pandemic).  When I further enquire 'length of meet' he thinks I mean the length of his own meat and replies 'slightly under 9 inches' lol.

It was rather amusing ....

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Re: How not to book an escort,world championships!
« Reply #13925 on: 28 September 2020, 09:56:11 am »
Nervous first timer enquiring 'how to go about booking'.  I explained we need to know age name and occupation(the latter because of the pandemic).  When I further enquire 'length of meet' he thinks I mean the length of his own meat and replies 'slightly under 9 inches' lol.

It was rather amusing ....

This really made me laugh my head off! Brilliant.

fallen angel

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Re: How not to book an escort,world championships!
« Reply #13926 on: 28 September 2020, 01:07:54 pm »
Nervous first timer enquiring 'how to go about booking'.  I explained we need to know age name and occupation(the latter because of the pandemic).  When I further enquire 'length of meet' he thinks I mean the length of his own meat and replies 'slightly under 9 inches' lol.

It was rather amusing ....

Absolutely priceless!  Love it!   ;D

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Re: How not to book an escort,world championships!
« Reply #13927 on: 28 September 2020, 05:59:12 pm »
Nervous first timer enquiring 'how to go about booking'.  I explained we need to know age name and occupation(the latter because of the pandemic).  When I further enquire 'length of meet' he thinks I mean the length of his own meat and replies 'slightly under 9 inches' lol.

It was rather amusing ....

I genuinely laughed out loud! xx

Nadya

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Re: How not to book an escort,world championships!
« Reply #13928 on: 01 October 2020, 08:19:30 pm »
Him "I would like to book you for an outcall tomorrow night. If you are able to bring a friend I would pay £160 for that"

(Oh?  I didn't know I gave him the ability to set both mine and this mythical other woman's prices.)

Me "Each"

Him " No, altogether.

Me *laughing my ass off*

fallen angel

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Re: How not to book an escort,world championships!
« Reply #13929 on: 01 October 2020, 11:30:27 pm »
Him "I would like to book you for an outcall tomorrow night. If you are able to bring a friend I would pay £160 for that"

(Oh?  I didn't know I gave him the ability to set both mine and this mythical other woman's prices.)

Me "Each"

Him " No, altogether.

Me *laughing my ass off*

FFS  £80 each to drag your asses miles over to his possibly shitty place and if he is that skint he most likely wont be up to much either... What are these guys on!???

Nadya

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Re: How not to book an escort,world championships!
« Reply #13930 on: 02 October 2020, 08:29:23 am »
FFS  £80 each to drag your asses miles over to his possibly shitty place and if he is that skint he most likely wont be up to much either... What are these guys on!???

It's not even that I don't think, I had someone ask me before to 'bring a friend'  when I instructed him to look at said friends profile he told me that he didn't want a sex worker  (because they only do it for the money, whereas 'I' do it for the sex he said, as if meeting me one time before gives him some insight into my mind and motivations.  I had to correct him and say, I absolutely do it for the money).

These blokes think we have a cache of 'mates' on hand that will have sex with strangers that don't want/need to be paid. Or we would be happy to share our money with her because it's half the work right?  It's cloud Cocoland!

Nadya

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Re: How not to book an escort,world championships!
« Reply #13931 on: 02 October 2020, 10:34:52 am »
Oh and apparently he wanted a 30 minute booking, because yes, 30 min. threesomes are a thing now.

Twat!

fallen angel

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Re: How not to book an escort,world championships!
« Reply #13932 on: 02 October 2020, 03:47:29 pm »
It's not even that I don't think, I had someone ask me before to 'bring a friend'  when I instructed him to look at said friends profile he told me that he didn't want a sex worker  (because they only do it for the money, whereas 'I' do it for the sex he said, as if meeting me one time before gives him some insight into my mind and motivations.  I had to correct him and say, I absolutely do it for the money).

These blokes think we have a cache of 'mates' on hand that will have sex with strangers that don't want/need to be paid. Or we would be happy to share our money with her because it's half the work right?  It's cloud Cocoland!

We just can't win can we?
 If we are business like and don't really connect with them they say it's poor service and if we put on our best oscar winning performance that we are really enjoying our time with them they think we are totally into them and would likely do it for free!
So deluded!

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Re: How not to book an escort,world championships!
« Reply #13933 on: 02 October 2020, 05:46:17 pm »
This one today, I'm assuming he didn't expect the response he got..

Him:
Hi lady snowblood you english babe x

Me:
Have you read my profile?

Him:
It cut off

Me:
It cut off? Yes, I'm quite clearly British

Him:
Do you see black im 38

Me:
Do I see a black what? Sorry you've confused me

Him:
Sorry im black not all white ladys see black xx

Me:
I don't give a shit what colour you are, as long as you're respectful, clean and punctual

Him:
Disappeared in a puff of disappointment?!
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Snow Whitest

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Re: How not to book an escort,world championships!
« Reply #13934 on: 02 October 2020, 05:51:14 pm »
And this chancer...

Hello xx
I've been looking at your profile on AW so I'm sending you a email as the preferred means of communication.

Forgive the boldness but I like what I read and see and am hoping that you will consider meeting me. I live in the Guildford area and am wanting to meet a lady whose sexual desires and delights match mine as I would love to make the meet regular as this is my preferred style.

About me........ I'm a retired executive with a zest for life, very young at heart, slim build, fit, have all my own bits (hehe) good cook especially with a glass or two !!!!

I adore everthing about the ladies, looks smile eyes lips and value and appreciate all there is about a lady.
Sexually I'm more of a giver than receiver and revel in licking sucking your erroginious places so I can taste and swallow your sex juices. I like the lady to be vocal expressive and fully interactive with no inhibititions or hang ups.

Please do not get cross or upset but I need to explain why I'm asking this delicate question. I have an allergy to condoms as if my lips come into contact with parts of your body that condoms have they turn blue. As my love is giving oral throughout a meet, alternating between penetration and oral giving, my request is..... Will you conside BB/Unprotected? I know this is a big ask but please do not get offended as I want to be able to give of my very best. I've had a vacsectomy and am extremely aware and conscious of nasty diseases and am scrupulously hygiene attentive.

I can only meet weekday daytime and always do advance booking as I have to be very discreet and careful. I'm sorry for the long email but I did want you to have a complete picture. Kisses Tim xx
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