Author Topic: How not to book an escort,world championships! (Read 2590658 times)

PassionFlower · « **Reply #13905 on:** 19 September 2020, 10:18:58 am »

My daily weirds -

"I hope you don’t mind if I share with you the fantasy/dream I have wanted to realise all my life and I’m hoping I can pay you to realise it using the KIK app for me please?

I hope you are not shocked with this fantasy of mine and are not put off by me using the word ‘prostitute’, which is a word I really love and respect.
Here goes: I have always wanted to have a girlfriend who is a prostitute.
This is because I have so much pride and respect for prostitutes and all the good work they do.
If there were ten men queuing up for an appointment with you outside your apartment love, I would happily wait in that queue all day for an appointment to see you and I would feel so proud of you while waiting.
If you were my girlfriend, I would be so proud of you for all the good work you do as prostitute. ??

I’m happy to pay you the right price for meets, video chat & pictures.
Plus I’m happy to pay you a small monthly fee via PayPal to have you as an honest & open friend on KIK to get just a few messages from you each day please telling me how you are, what you have been upto, the number of clients you have seen and been submissive to, so I can feel really proud of you darling and feel like I have a girlfriend who is a prostitute. ??
I’m not asking for you to tell me all the details of what you get upto with clients in your bedroom. I’m just asking for you to be honest with me and tell me the number of clients you see, what you enjoyed about the experiences or what you disliked about them. I just need to know what is on your heart darling like real soulmates.
I would also love to pay you for pictures of yourself in submissive postures or even for pictures of you being submissive to someone else, so I can feel really proud of you love.
Hopefully we can meet up a few times a year also for romantic times between us, which I will happily pay you for separately darling.
Please let me know what you think about being a really close intimate friend and realising my fantasy darling? xx ??"

And

"I could do a big Rendition of this directly onto your Bedroom wall or on paper which you could have Framed i could do it in Black and white which might look more Erotic on your Bedroom wall its up to you x
Alan" with an attatched pic from my AW profile showing me wearing stiletto boots and PVC stockings and suspender belt...

Anyone want a clingy cuck boyfriend or erotic wall art of unknown quality? Because I'm just here for cash lol

xx

CelesteManchester · « **Reply #13906 on:** 19 September 2020, 05:45:27 pm »

Quote from: PassionFlower on 19 September 2020, 10:18:58 am

My daily weirds -

"I hope you don’t mind if I share with you the fantasy/dream I have wanted to realise all my life and I’m hoping I can pay you to realise it using the KIK app for me please?

I hope you are not shocked with this fantasy of mine and are not put off by me using the word ‘prostitute’, which is a word I really love and respect.
Here goes: I have always wanted to have a girlfriend who is a prostitute.
This is because I have so much pride and respect for prostitutes and all the good work they do.
If there were ten men queuing up for an appointment with you outside your apartment love, I would happily wait in that queue all day for an appointment to see you and I would feel so proud of you while waiting.
If you were my girlfriend, I would be so proud of you for all the good work you do as prostitute. ??

I’m happy to pay you the right price for meets, video chat & pictures.
Plus I’m happy to pay you a small monthly fee via PayPal to have you as an honest & open friend on KIK to get just a few messages from you each day please telling me how you are, what you have been upto, the number of clients you have seen and been submissive to, so I can feel really proud of you darling and feel like I have a girlfriend who is a prostitute. ??
I’m not asking for you to tell me all the details of what you get upto with clients in your bedroom. I’m just asking for you to be honest with me and tell me the number of clients you see, what you enjoyed about the experiences or what you disliked about them. I just need to know what is on your heart darling like real soulmates.
I would also love to pay you for pictures of yourself in submissive postures or even for pictures of you being submissive to someone else, so I can feel really proud of you love.
Hopefully we can meet up a few times a year also for romantic times between us, which I will happily pay you for separately darling.
Please let me know what you think about being a really close intimate friend and realising my fantasy darling? xx ??"

And

"I could do a big Rendition of this directly onto your Bedroom wall or on paper which you could have Framed i could do it in Black and white which might look more Erotic on your Bedroom wall its up to you x
Alan" with an attatched pic from my AW profile showing me wearing stiletto boots and PVC stockings and suspender belt...

Anyone want a clingy cuck boyfriend or erotic wall art of unknown quality? Because I'm just here for cash lol

xx

Ewwww!!!! Ewwwwww!!! That’s sooooo creepy!!!! *runs around acking*

I’ve had a few ask me during sessions, “How many men have you fucked today/this week?” which I feel is just beyond crass or boorish. Both times I’ve replied, “37!”

They express amazement slash disbelief and I say oh gosh you know...that IS wrong.

SEVENTY THREE.

They’ve stopped after that.

So crass, man.

Nadya · « **Reply #13907 on:** 20 September 2020, 06:23:30 pm »

Quote from: PassionFlower on 19 September 2020, 10:18:58 am

My daily weirds -

OMG that is SOOOOOOO gross.

Hannaah · « **Reply #13908 on:** 23 September 2020, 02:03:53 pm »

Hi I have £50 for half hour if you can show me a good time this weekend ? X

Yeah, I'd love to show you a good time for less than my rate and on days I'm not even available.

The amount of people I'm getting recently trying to dictate the price. I don't think so.

Nadya · « **Reply #13909 on:** 23 September 2020, 05:36:47 pm »

Quote from: Hannaah on 23 September 2020, 02:03:53 pm

The amount of people I'm getting recently trying to dictate the price. I don't think so.

Nothing flips my bitch switch quicker than that. I even had one who went through the whole booking conversation , asked how much it was, asked some more questions, told me his location, time and date and then at the end wrote "And that would be £80"

Not a question, not a negotiation but a 'This is what I am spending on you peasant!'

I was FAR more polite then, than I would be now I can tell you!

Kay · « **Reply #13910 on:** 23 September 2020, 06:40:25 pm »

Hey how are you just checking you out I've got a fantasty at the moment of
having a big mature woman like you it be my first time as well do you fancy
letting me have a free trial be a regular if you are as good as your say do you
have a drink as well xx

Reader, I did not reply...

Cat_BBW · « **Reply #13911 on:** 24 September 2020, 02:11:07 am »

An exchange that I tolerated. I am almost certain he's contacted me before.

HIM: Hello, may I ask if you get many requests for squashing, trampling and butt drops?

ME: Yes I do. Please note I am not taking any bookings right now.

HIM: I haven't seen any vids like that of yours. People too scared? Lol

ME: They all wanted me to trample a real person and I don't work with anyone else on video or cam, just solo.

HIM: So you wouldn't make a video like that?

ME: If the person ordering the custom video was happy with me doing it all alone, yes. Although I can't do butt drops. Are you wanting a real-time meet?

HIM: Ok, how come you can't do butt drops? If you don't mind me asking

ME: It would disable me.

HIM: Lol I'm sure it wouldn't plus with something like that it's best to build your confidence in letting your self go so you should maybe try doing them while the person is on a ottoman or something

[this is pretty much where I lost my shit. Build my confidence??! Let myself go??! Patronising little shit...]

ME: Nothing to do with "letting myself go". It's a medical fact, would you like the number of my rheumatology specialist to dispute it?

HIM: Sorry you sound like your offended

ME: So did you want a booking? Or were you thinking of ordering a SOLO custom clip?

HIM: I wasn't trying to offend you. I thought you said it would disable you light heartedly

[I screamed internally. LIGHT HEARTED DISABLEMENT?!?!]

HIM AGAIN: I actually wanted to offer my services:) I've been getting squashed, trampled, butt dropped for around 14 years with the heaviest lady being over 45 stone. So if you ever need someone then please keep me in mind, if not then no problem either way:)

Aaaaaaand BLOCK. Some would say I should have blocked earlier, but I wanted to see where this went. And it really has went.

PassionFlower · « **Reply #13912 on:** 24 September 2020, 12:03:18 pm »

From a client I have seen 2 or 3 times when he's visiting the North East from London:

Quote

Good evening,

How you doing?

I think we have discussed in the past as well but I want to ask again if you can come to London for hotel outcall please ?

It’s not going to be overnight but it would be 3 hours?

I am happy to pay your train return travel charges in advance.

If we can meet up after 10pm for 3 hours ? And you can stay in same hotel for sleep until next day and I will be back after 3 hours meeting with you?

I am saying because you will have rest also and next day you can travel back to Newcastle.

Please do let me know if you can make it ?

And then we can discuss about rest.

Thanks and take care

xxxx

So a 6 to 8 hour round trip in the middle of a pandemic from a relatively sparsely populated area (Northumberland) to the busiest city in the UK for a 3 hour booking in a hotel where I may fall afoul of the household mingling rules...?

Yeah, I'm going to want danger money for that lol xx

Hannaah · « **Reply #13913 on:** 24 September 2020, 12:49:38 pm »

Quote from: Nadya on 23 September 2020, 05:36:47 pm

Nothing flips my bitch switch quicker than that. I even had one who went through the whole booking conversation , asked how much it was, asked some more questions, told me his location, time and date and then at the end wrote "And that would be £80"

Not a question, not a negotiation but a 'This is what I am spending on you peasant!'

I was FAR more polite then, than I would be now I can tell you!

It drives me crazier than hagglers do. At least hagglers ask for a lower price (which is still infuriating) rather than tell you what they're going to spend. No love, I don't think you will decide my rates for me!

Quote from: Kay on 23 September 2020, 06:40:25 pm

Hey how are you just checking you out I've got a fantasty at the moment of
having a big mature woman like you it be my first time as well do you fancy
letting me have a free trial be a regular if you are as good as your say do you
have a drink as well xx

Reader, I did not reply...

A free trial?

TheLastTime · « **Reply #13914 on:** 24 September 2020, 01:28:14 pm »

My pet hate, guys who slag off other escorts

The type of guy I never see because he is putting all the pressure on the escort to provide a good time.

Not to mention I’m not even offering kissing at the moment. Obviously he’s cut-and-paste and bombarded every escort he can see with this email, and not to be pedantic but he can’t even string a sentence together.

Yeah sounds like my dream guy who I would connect with in every way. Dream booking

Hi
48 just turned white British guy recently I’ve visited a handful of escorts in my personal opinion they’ve been boring! So I’ll tell you what I want quite simply a woman I can get between the bed sheets lock legs have plenty of kissing deep meaningful snogging where upon we both get turned on sweaty a true gfe have sex and explore one another that is all I ask I just feel of late when you visit an escort it’s mechanical same routine. Not much to ask but could you accommodate that?

Dynamite Doll · « **Reply #13915 on:** 24 September 2020, 02:16:02 pm »

Quote from: PassionFlower on 24 September 2020, 12:03:18 pm

From a client I have seen 2 or 3 times when he's visiting the North East from London:

So a 6 to 8 hour round trip in the middle of a pandemic from a relatively sparsely populated area (Northumberland) to the busiest city in the UK for a 3 hour booking in a hotel where I may fall afoul of the household mingling rules...?

Yeah, I'm going to want danger money for that lol xx

@ danger money

That person would still be charged my overnight fee - even though it is not an overnight - would still get my moneys worth with all those hours lost traveling to and fro and not making any money seeing other clients too.

PassionFlower · « **Reply #13916 on:** 24 September 2020, 05:12:22 pm »

Quote from: Dynamite Doll on 24 September 2020, 02:16:02 pm

@ danger money

That person would still be charged my overnight fee - even though it is not an overnight - would still get my moneys worth with all those hours lost traveling to and fro and not making any money seeing other clients too.

I asked for a quite frankly daft amount of money, knowing he wouldn't go for it lol

Instead he's going to come up to me for an incall with the following caveat

Quote

If I come to you then you have to treat me as special guest lol

xx

Hannaah · « **Reply #13917 on:** 24 September 2020, 07:49:18 pm »

Quote from: PassionFlower on 24 September 2020, 05:12:22 pm

Instead he's going to come up to me for an incall with the following caveat xx

That would put me off seeing him altogether.

TheLastTime · « **Reply #13918 on:** 24 September 2020, 09:02:20 pm »

Give me strength. Missed a call, text my availability, get this in return...

I dont want a booking for today. Just wanted to get to know you a bit over the phone. Ill contact you again in a couple of weeks. Thanks

EvelynWho · « **Reply #13919 on:** 24 September 2020, 09:12:46 pm »

Quote from: TheLastTime on 24 September 2020, 09:02:20 pm

Give me strength. Missed a call, text my availability, get this in return...

I dont want a booking for today. Just wanted to get to know you a bit over the phone. Ill contact you again in a couple of weeks. Thanks

I’ve had this same request so many time recently. ??

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