Moron phones me twice late evening last night and then texts me to ask if I was working this weekend. It was a sensible text so I replied this morning asking him to phone. He then texts again to say what he wants and could I do it for 30  but he'll pay more next visit.

He didn't get a response   

They're such cheeky twats and what annoys me the most is they act like they're doing you a favour!!! Of course I'm going to give up my precious weekend time to see you for less than my rate you utter knobhead 

“Will you do 15 minutes for 40” (my rate is 50)

No “hello”, no “nice profile”, no “I’d really like to see you“

If your trying to get money knocked off when we’ve never even met,  the least you could do is throw a compliment my way

I have an underwear fetish,
Okay ...
Do you sell used knickers?
Yes, ten pound a pair,
I'm coming to your town this week. Can I buy seven pairs?
Okay,
One for each day of the week?
 
Okay, you can pick them all up in one go after your booking.
Er, can't I come round each day for them? I don't actually want a booking.
No, that's not convenient.
Why?
 
I have other things to do. Bye!

Do these absolute morons expect us to take them seriously?!?!
Who the hell does that? 

I really don't understand the normalisation of asking someone if they are black?

*smh*

It means Shaking my head.

And I love this thread (usually). 

So I will add to it:

Him -  Can you contact me on KIK, my name is X on there.
Me -  I am not on kik, would you like to make a booking.
Him - After I get to know you.

.....

Him - Long preamble about how attractive my pictures are  I would like to discuss with you having an ongoing relationship, I want a woman who will do N things to me, would you be up for that?

Me - I provide that service but I don't consider ongoing situations with someone I haven't met before.

Him - Tumbleweed

......

Him - Would you like the best oral you have ever had in your life?
Me -  Are you making a booking?
Him - I don't need to pay, I am a good looking man, I am offering you this service for free.
Me - Laughs until I cough up a lung

I had 1 who tried negotiating, nope nope nope. He then sent me an unasked for picture and proceeded to tell me, “Now that you’ve seen me, don’t you think the lower donation is acceptable?” (Bc he was *so good looking*.)

Yeahhhhh....no.

Yeah, I read the other day those words the other day I always hate to read in an interaction. 

"What's the best price you can offer"?

Urgh.....

Him: ‘Hi, would you consider seeing me for free as I don’t have any spare money due to losing my job because of Covid.’

Me: ‘No sorry, I don’t work for free.’

Him: ‘I understand that but as I said, I lost my job so I’m not sure how you expect me to have the money to see you? And I really want to have sex with you.’

I honestly don’t know why I even bothered replying to his initial text....

I find it extremely difficult not to reply with utter contempt to these sorts of pricks but I have found that it is less stressful than trying to explain your position to someone like this, you cannot argue with stupid or crazy!  People hate being ignored, I know I do so I imagine that these types do too, it’s for the best!

Covid sure has brought so many arseholes out lately! I am getting umpteen emails on AW from guys with zero feedback, some just opened their accounts and of course as there is no booking system just now then they cannot help this and everyone started at zero, but then there are some with accounts over 2 years old, which screams timewaster to me, it’s madness at the minute!

The usual selection of nonsense..

All via tex

Him: Hey Lisa you availible today
Me: Who the fuck is Lisa?

Him: I see you have a liking for literary classics?
Me: Which classics? I prefer crime novels to be honest
Him: I'm quite partial to a bit of criminal non fiction myself/ & was just pertaining to your Bronte quote love
Me: I know what you were pertaining to, but I'm not a massive Bronte fan
Him: Well it snds like you have a greater awareness than most. I'm quite far frm being culturally enlightened
Me: Do you want a booking then?
Him: I'll give you plenty of notice if I can get over your way babe. Thanks
Me: Massive sigh and begin banging head on the table


Hi,

I could not notice you look gorgeous... I am sure you get 100s of messages like that from thirsty guys, but hear me out, please

Cut to the chase: I would like to ask you if you are up for a photoshoot? Some new portrait pics and NOT just to here! To your social media, etc... fashion stlye, or any creative ones... (also likes garanteed

I am experienced photographer and if you like the idea, message me back and i can show you my insta...

I DONT NEED ANYTHING BACK, and YOU CAN HAVE THE PICS TOO!

An why you? you look great and i would like to work with a fit and pretty girl...


Kind regards,
Peter

Hi
You are gorgeous and I would love to have a photo session with you. Would this be possible? Please say yes
John x