The usual selection of nonsense..
All via tex
Him: Hey Lisa you availible today
Me: Who the fuck is Lisa?
Him: I see you have a liking for literary classics?
Me: Which classics? I prefer crime novels to be honest
Him: I'm quite partial to a bit of criminal non fiction myself/ & was just pertaining to your Bronte quote love
Me: I know what you were pertaining to, but I'm not a massive Bronte fan
Him: Well it snds like you have a greater awareness than most. I'm quite far frm being culturally enlightened
Me: Do you want a booking then?
Him: I'll give you plenty of notice if I can get over your way babe. Thanks
Me: Massive sigh and begin banging head on the table
Hi,
I could not notice you look gorgeous... I am sure you get 100s of messages like that from thirsty guys, but hear me out, please
Cut to the chase: I would like to ask you if you are up for a photoshoot? Some new portrait pics and NOT just to here! To your social media, etc... fashion stlye, or any creative ones... (also likes garanteed
I am experienced photographer and if you like the idea, message me back and i can show you my insta...
I DONT NEED ANYTHING BACK, and YOU CAN HAVE THE PICS TOO!
An why you? you look great and i would like to work with a fit and pretty girl...
Kind regards,
Peter
Hi
You are gorgeous and I would love to have a photo session with you. Would this be possible? Please say yes
John x