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saltysweet

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Re: How not to book an escort,world championships!
« Reply #13830 on: 02 August 2020, 02:43:09 am »
Quote from: Saffy on 01 August 2020, 06:22:57 pm
They think they can have whatever they want...

I prefer booking by text. After initial texts -

Stupid - send your pussy pic

Me - it looks like your face.

 ;D  ;D stealing this
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China_Grl

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Re: How not to book an escort,world championships!
« Reply #13831 on: 03 August 2020, 11:26:43 am »
Hi
You can send me some more pictures with you
And tell us if you live alone or if you live with someone
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Braziliana

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Re: How not to book an escort,world championships!
« Reply #13832 on: 03 August 2020, 12:03:55 pm »
Quote from: China_Grl on 03 August 2020, 11:26:43 am
Hi
You can send me some more pictures with you
And tell us if you live alone or if you live with someone
What a generous guy - allowing you to send him extra pictures of yourself, like we all yearn to (because providing free wanking material is obviously the aim of our game)!
This is certainly no greedy and rude (plus starkly suspicious-sounding) message, then...
 ;D
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Sophine88

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Re: How not to book an escort,world championships!
« Reply #13833 on: 03 August 2020, 03:36:47 pm »
A guy was annoying me on WhatsApp the other day. You know the usual sending dick pictures etc. What I tend to do is just keep responding with “so, you looking to make an appointment?” After saying this twice I usually block.

This guy as usual curved my question and said “I’m very tight I’ve never had a girl fuck me before” and at this stage I was in a bad mood. So instead of blocking him I replied with “Really, well maybe you should practice with your grandad and your father then beforehand”. He blocked me there and then, doing my work for me. Of course my response was a bit vulgar. But the only way to rid yourself of a cunt is to be an even bigger cunt.  ;D
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Snow Whitest

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Re: How not to book an escort,world championships!
« Reply #13834 on: 07 August 2020, 03:18:38 pm »
This charmer via AW

Him: bb?
Me: Don't be silly. Never gonna happen
Him: I like to experience the raw pussy on my bare cock
Me: Maybe you should worry about your health dick head

Another day in paradise x
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“Before you diagnose yourself with depression or low self-esteem, first make sure that you are not, in fact, just surrounded by arseholes.” Sigmund Freud”

TantricTease

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Re: How not to book an escort,world championships!
« Reply #13835 on: 07 August 2020, 05:03:09 pm »
Quote from: Braziliana on 03 August 2020, 12:03:55 pm
What a generous guy - allowing you to send him extra pictures of yourself, like we all yearn to (because providing free wanking material is obviously the aim of our game)!
This is certainly no greedy and rude (plus starkly suspicious-sounding) message, then...
 ;D
“Tell US if you live alone”, erm whose us..so many of them think we are stupid simply because we are sex workers and it’s them that are stupid for assuming so, it’s like us assuming someone is stupid because they work in a supermarket or something..idiots.
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linglau

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Re: How not to book an escort,world championships!
« Reply #13836 on: 08 August 2020, 11:10:39 pm »
Quote from: China_Grl on 03 August 2020, 11:26:43 am
Hi

And tell us if you live alone

Other words so we can come and rob and rape you. Yeah as if
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China_Grl

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Re: How not to book an escort,world championships!
« Reply #13837 on: 10 August 2020, 02:47:32 am »
Quote from: linglau on 08 August 2020, 11:10:39 pm
Other words so we can come and rob and rape you. Yeah as if

my thoughts exactly  :(
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Snow Whitest

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Re: How not to book an escort,world championships!
« Reply #13838 on: 10 August 2020, 03:06:11 am »
At 10pm on a Sunday..

Hello are you a availible
When?
In half hour
Highly unlikely as my working hours finish at 4pm
Oh okay not for a little extra?

Piss off!
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Nadya

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Re: How not to book an escort,world championships!
« Reply #13839 on: 10 August 2020, 12:17:36 pm »
Quote from: China_Grl on 03 August 2020, 11:26:43 am
Hi
You can send me some more pictures with you
And tell us if you live alone or if you live with someone

I get that a lot, talk about creepster.  Do you live alone?  WTF business is it of yours, you will never go there....
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Sophine88

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Re: How not to book an escort,world championships!
« Reply #13840 on: 10 August 2020, 09:17:56 pm »
Quote from: TantricTease on 07 August 2020, 05:03:09 pm
“Tell US if you live alone”, erm whose us..so many of them think we are stupid simply because we are sex workers and it’s them that are stupid for assuming so, it’s like us assuming someone is stupid because they work in a supermarket or something..idiots.

They do think we are stupid. Got a guy messaging me yesterday after not having my ad up in nearly a week. He said Hey with a love heart emoji and I knew the fucker was definitely just a timewasting idiot. Guys who normally text hey and don’t follow it with can I make an appointment are 100 percent of the time having no intention to make one it’s easy to tell. I told him that I wasn’t working and not to contact me looking to meet when I’m not advertising. He said oh right no need to be so pissy just a fan saved your number to text you later.

At the point when he said he was a fan I just told him to go fuck off. I knew he was trying to engage in a conversation with me that didn’t include making an appointment and I wasn’t there for it. He proceeded to say wow must get no clients with an attitude like that. I signed off by saying I don’t have an attitude with guys who know the difference between tinder and a fucking escort site you obviously looking for something for free otherwise you would’ve text me when I was touring your city. Go look for someone on tinder and stop annoying me you ugly cunt.
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LLUCY_x

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Re: How not to book an escort,world championships!
« Reply #13841 on: 12 August 2020, 10:01:19 pm »
Quote from: Sophine88 on 10 August 2020, 09:17:56 pm
They do think we are stupid. Got a guy messaging me yesterday after not having my ad up in nearly a week. He said Hey with a love heart emoji and I knew the fucker was definitely just a timewasting idiot. Guys who normally text hey and don’t follow it with can I make an appointment are 100 percent of the time having no intention to make one it’s easy to tell. I told him that I wasn’t working and not to contact me looking to meet when I’m not advertising. He said oh right no need to be so pissy just a fan saved your number to text you later.

At the point when he said he was a fan I just told him to go fuck off. I knew he was trying to engage in a conversation with me that didn’t include making an appointment and I wasn’t there for it. He proceeded to say wow must get no clients with an attitude like that. I signed off by saying I don’t have an attitude with guys who know the difference between tinder and a fucking escort site you obviously looking for something for free otherwise you would’ve text me when I was touring your city. Go look for someone on tinder and stop annoying me you ugly cunt.

Can I tell you I'm a fan for that response!? I always feel guilted into being nice, teach me your ways hahaha
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Snow Whitest

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Re: How not to book an escort,world championships!
« Reply #13842 on: 15 August 2020, 05:28:16 pm »
Do I look fucking stupid?

Hi my name is Tom,

I hope you have had a good week so far? I'm messaging you because I'm a former escourt and am looking into getting back into the industry again and wanted to see how I felt about it all. I was known as Golden tongue and specialised in giving both intense and unique cunigulus to women. I've been out of the game for 3 years and thinking of making a comeback! if interested in a mutual non charge meet then let me know and I'll show you why they called me Golden tongue giving you all the orgasms you can handle with my tongue. If not then thank you for reading and I hope you have a nice rest of your weekend.

All the best

Tom aka Golden tongue xx
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Nadya

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Re: How not to book an escort,world championships!
« Reply #13843 on: 18 August 2020, 11:04:40 am »
Quote from: Snow Whitest on 15 August 2020, 05:28:16 pm


Tom aka Golden tongue xx


*screams with laughter*
OMG!  The GALL!!!!!
............................

My latest WTF message was from some pratt who wrote 'Because of Coronavirus you might be looking for a safe place to go to, so you can come live with me, I have two really good jobs all over the country and a hard fit body'

ermmmmm  who is dis?  Block.
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Hannaah

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Re: How not to book an escort,world championships!
« Reply #13844 on: 18 August 2020, 06:43:09 pm »
Quote from: Nadya on 18 August 2020, 11:04:40 am

My latest WTF message was from some pratt who wrote 'Because of Coronavirus you might be looking for a safe place to go to, so you can come live with me, I have two really good jobs all over the country and a hard fit body'

ermmmmm  who is dis?  Block.
Of course you are.  You obviously have nowhere to live/can't find anywhere yourself. What an oppurtunity.  ::)


Today's twit:

Ever thought on being an Exclusive to someone before?

Well an exclusive is an escort who's bounded to just one client and vice versa in exchange of excellent money


....I know what exclusive means. And I'd rather stab myself than be 'bounded' to someone.  :FF
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