Snow Whitest I don’t get why these men think we are insulted to be called the very thing we do for a job! I have been called it all, whore, dirty hooker, slut, slag etc and none of these words hurt me..I am a whore and what of it?!

Imagine saying, for example “you fucking builder you” to a man that is, a builder of course, makes no fucking sense and the guy that called you called you a prostitute to insult you?! Wtf..idiot.

Exactly Hannaah. I was going to reply with something like, and there we have it, try reading some books and increase your vocabulary so you can throw better or at least more original insults..
But all he wanted was an audience so I didn't bother 

I got a text tonight asking when could he book me, I said to him to call me between X and X hours tomorrow and he said fine and then sent another one saying “I’m 100% Scottish, 32 and Ken the script” (Ken is know for those that aren’t up to date with the Scottish slang) and I thought uh oh here we go so I decided to play with him and I texted to ask “what might the script be then”, he sent me this back “Am 32 and like to think am a good looking lad who looks after himself.. I just miss the good bit of kissing with a blow.. dunno if you could make that happen“, and I replied that looks to me weren’t important in this job and got this back in reply “That's a beauty. My apologies never meant it like that.. personally I like a bit chemistry... if its business as usual I can do... hooker now that sounds like ud be fun... we sniff together would and fun wouldn't be up your street then... my fantasy would be to make you com by going down on you or is it just a job and that does nae happen nowadays lol“, so suffice to say MrDeluded101 won’t be getting a booking..fuck me, these idiots will never learn and probably didn’t really want a booking...

Had an increase in time wasters also texts saying hi and nothing else

Had an increase in time wasters also texts saying hi and nothing else

If I am in the mood with my unlimited texts I reply with Bye then they reply back with hi and it goes on and on till they get the picture. Some don't get it through their thick heads and respond with I want to book still reply bye. lol

When not in the mood serious mode not to mess about with the dik heads just block save under timewaster

Has anyone heard from this chap?

Hey. So I get this is probably going to be a no but I’ll ask anyway. I am very clean, well educated and not a time waster. I travel a lot and am looking for a multiple arrangement if things work out. Basically, I’m into bald women, that’s right my kicks come from cutting and shaving women completely bald. If you’re a wig lover and think this kink might be for you then I’m happy to compensate you for a couple of hours of your time or maybe an overnight stop. I get you will probably say no so thanks for reading xxx

It's always the epic time wasters who assure us they are not time wasters 

It also sounds like he would actually expect you to shave your hair off just to accommodate him! I had a guy that wants me to grow my pussy hair when 99% of my clients know I’m completely shaved, this guy has been to me twice over 2 months and yet his entitlement is off the chart, he is also new to escorting and I think he really is judging by the things he says, if he keeps going then he will get one of my “putting him right” texts and it won’t be pretty!

Another class act who has been ringing me on and off for weeks (I only accept text messages as it says ALL over my profile)

Yesterday, bloody Sunday, evening he rings again..

Me: Please text rather than call thanks

Him: Are you working

Me: It's 9pm on a Sunday, so no

Him: Are you in Portsmouth

Me: No, if you read my profile, specifically the tabs labelled "When and Where" you'll know where I am

Him: No, not read it

Me: Clearly

Him: So are you in Portsmouth or Southampton

Me: Blocked

Him: Your postcode please

I get the opposite issue in that I need a call and they keep fucking texting!!🤣🤣

They think they can have whatever they want...

I prefer booking by text. After initial texts -

Stupid - send your pussy pic

Me - it looks like your face.