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Re: How not to book an escort,world championships!
« Reply #13800 on: 29 June 2020, 03:23:36 pm »
I once had a message informing me. He was booking a birthday surprise for his *friend !  Probably himself ..

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Re: How not to book an escort,world championships!
« Reply #13801 on: 29 June 2020, 03:47:02 pm »
After being offered free trades service (would require me travelling a long way to access and leave something I depend on with him), I realised the mention of big cock, and asking 'can you see a photo on my profile' was likely a 'chat up' line leading to the suggesting I'd take service for services (which given my usual spend and the time/travel would probably not equal booking value anyway).

CelesteManchester

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Re: How not to book an escort,world championships!
« Reply #13802 on: 29 June 2020, 05:17:44 pm »
This client I saw 4 times for one hour bookings and extras before lockdown. Well presented and well spoken. Also a bit pushy.

I was in contact with him this week and he informed that next time he came he would be wanting bareback. If he didn't get this he wouldn't be booking. It was up to me!

I told him to take his little Argos pencil somewhere else...

These fuckers🪓🪓🪓.
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saltysweet

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Re: How not to book an escort,world championships!
« Reply #13803 on: 30 June 2020, 12:02:51 am »
'Hey babe, you let me fist you, fuck you with all my hand inside your pussy? smiley-wink face'
« Last Edit: 05 July 2020, 12:59:45 am by saltysweet »

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Re: How not to book an escort,world championships!
« Reply #13804 on: 03 July 2020, 10:00:32 pm »
This dumbass who doesn't realise he's been blocked since his first text message..

6.2.20 1.54am
Hey you I'm horny as fuck text me or lose me forever

7.3.20 0.02am
If you want me text me lol only joking babe I'm horny as fuck

15.3.20 1.13am
Need your ass in my life postcode please babe

30.6.20 7.10pm
Hello are you free tomorrow

I'm guessing the last message was the only one he's sent whilst straight?!
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Re: How not to book an escort,world championships!
« Reply #13805 on: 16 July 2020, 09:18:34 pm »
Idiot who when I checked profile is offering free sex and massage to ladies yet has prices on show AW.
Spams copy paste emails - i'm Outcall only. Blocked then deleted.

You have a beautiful ass, I would like to eat your ass and your pussy until you cum.. I enjoy going down and I'm also proud of my skills. Nothing expected in return until you ask for. I won't bite, I'm safe and I'm more than willing to please you orally. For me heaven on earth is giving women massage and oral pleasure..

If you are interested in being satisfied orally, or if you want me to take care of your feet giving you some great massage feel free to contact me, I would be glad to satisfy you orally if you enjoy oral sex, is all about taking care of you until you cum, not to much to ask, not to much to talk, as soon as you done, I pull the door behind me and I'm gone, all very discreet. 

Snow Whitest

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Re: How not to book an escort,world championships!
« Reply #13806 on: 17 July 2020, 01:52:43 pm »
Some proper irritants last week..

Via AW message

Him:
Hi Sexy
Hi are you available Wednesday x name x

Me:
You might need to be more specific, Wednesday has 24 hours in it?!

Him:
It does indeed and by that reply I won't be bothering to waste my time or money!

Me:
Aww that was lke a dagger to my heart  >:D

Another classic (I don't entertain outfit or costume requests, mostly because I'm lazy)

Him:
good evening I hope you are well. Just wondering always had a fantastic of having a lady dressed in the Princess Leia Slave outfit. Is that something you own and would do?
If that's not avaliable, I'd like to thank you for taking for taking the time to read my message and I wish you well for the future.x

I've had this punter email me twice (hence my response)

Him:
Hi would you stomp and stand on some balloons with your bare feet and pop them? Or stand on pink silk satin pillows bare foot?

Me: What did I say last time you messaged me?!

Via Text
Idiot 1
01.32am Are you working..

Idiot 2
00.12am
Where are you?



« Last Edit: 17 July 2020, 05:17:07 pm by Snow Whitest »
“Before you diagnose yourself with depression or low self-esteem, first make sure that you are not, in fact, just surrounded by arseholes.” Sigmund Freud”

CelesteManchester

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Re: How not to book an escort,world championships!
« Reply #13807 on: 17 July 2020, 04:26:42 pm »
Some proper irritants last week..

Via AW message

Him:
Hi Sexy
Hi are you available Wednesday x name x

Me:
You might need to be more specific, Wednesday has 24 hours in it?!

Him:
It does indeed and by that reply I won't be bothering to waste my time or money!

Me:
Aww that was lke a dagger to my heart  >:D

Another classic (I don't enterain outfit or costume requests, mostly because I'm lazy)

Him:
good evening I hope you are well. Just wondering always had a fantastic of having a lady dressed in the Princess Leia Slave outfit. Is that something you own and would do?
If that's not avaliable, I'd like to thank you for taking for taking the time to read my message and I wish you well for the future.x

I've had this punter email me twice (hence my response)

Him:
Hi would you stomp and stand on some balloons with your bare feet and pop them? Or stand on pink silk satin pillows bare foot?

Me: What did I say last time you messaged me?!

Via Text
Idiot 1
01.32am Are you working..

Idiot 2
00.12am
Where are you?

AHAHAHAHAH!!!

The Princess Leia outfit thing was a Friends episode!!! *in hysterics* That’s beyond awesome lololol.
Someone has waaaay too much time on his hands & streaming capabilities hahahahaha omg
An American on a British site, still learning the slang😉

Snow Whitest

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Re: How not to book an escort,world championships!
« Reply #13808 on: 17 July 2020, 05:18:11 pm »
CelesteManchester, I love Princess Leia too, she's my hero!
“Before you diagnose yourself with depression or low self-esteem, first make sure that you are not, in fact, just surrounded by arseholes.” Sigmund Freud”

Dynamite Doll

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Re: How not to book an escort,world championships!
« Reply #13809 on: 17 July 2020, 05:21:48 pm »
Some proper irritants last week..

Via AW message

Him:
Hi Sexy
Hi are you available Wednesday x name x

Me:
You might need to be more specific, Wednesday has 24 hours in it?!

Him:
It does indeed and by that reply I won't be bothering to waste my time or money!

Me:
Aww that was lke a dagger to my heart  >:D

Another classic (I don't entertain outfit or costume requests, mostly because I'm lazy)

Him:
good evening I hope you are well. Just wondering always had a fantastic of having a lady dressed in the Princess Leia Slave outfit. Is that something you own and would do?
If that's not avaliable, I'd like to thank you for taking for taking the time to read my message and I wish you well for the future.x

I've had this punter email me twice (hence my response)

Him:
Hi would you stomp and stand on some balloons with your bare feet and pop them? Or stand on pink silk satin pillows bare foot?

Me: What did I say last time you messaged me?!

Via Text
Idiot 1
01.32am Are you working..

Idiot 2
00.12am
Where are you?

That ballon guy has been around for a long time always messages every year lool

saltysweet

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Re: How not to book an escort,world championships!
« Reply #13810 on: 22 July 2020, 01:35:52 pm »
Posh voice...'I'd like to book a session today and see how it goes.'
I put him on the spot  and asked him six times what exactly he meant and wouldn't give a straight answer.
We were both playing the 'broken record' technique.

'Oh to see if the chemistry's right.'
I said, "You do know this isn't a dating service'
'Oh no no of course I didn't mean that!"

Then he pled ignorance and mercy once he realised I wasn't his gimpgurl.
"Oh I haven't done this much so don't know what to ask for'

I'd already struck him off in my head and just wanted to see him squirm.

Carrot-dangling player.
« Last Edit: 22 July 2020, 02:17:02 pm by saltysweet »

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Re: How not to book an escort,world championships!
« Reply #13811 on: 22 July 2020, 04:10:35 pm »

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Re: How not to book an escort,world championships!
« Reply #13812 on: 22 July 2020, 04:11:50 pm »
...Then he pled ignorance and mercy once he realised I wasn't his gimpgurl.
Haha!

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Re: How not to book an escort,world championships!
« Reply #13813 on: 25 July 2020, 05:41:09 pm »
So this week has been an utter gimp fest with both newbies and regulars..

1. Client I've seen once before books an hour (he's been in touch a few times over the past few months and when I remind him I've moved (again) he ghosts me) and literally ten minutes before he's due, I get a text saying he's having a corona virus panic attack. Seriously! You're in the Navy you big jessy!

2. A regular I haven't seen in a while wants an hour 9am the following day and proceeds to go on and on all about missing me, what he'd love to do etc. An hour before the booking (after I've got up early, got ready etc.) he bloody cancels!

3. Another regular who has been in touch weekly (but we haven't been able to make the times work, mostly because he seems to contact me everytime I'm in the Range buying paint and tat) texts and we arrange something. I get ready in super quick time as he's nearby. Then, nothing! He finally texts me ten minutes after the booking was meant to have started, to say he can't make it after all.

4. Another regular makes an appointment for today and we get on well and often just chat via Whatsapp I mentioned the last minute cancellations and how annoying it is when you're trying to feed yourself and the cat and pay the rent. He made all the right noises and then, fails to confirm after I literally dragged myself out of bed this morning and ran the hoover round! No explanation, no apology.

And as for cretins, timewaster and scrotes, this week has been an absolute nightmare. I blocked 3 people in as many minutes on Wednesday..

This one made me want to hunt him down and beat the living shit out of him...

Him
Hiya hunnI 1hr bareback 250 £ ?x

Me
Fuck off

Him
Charming lol
As a prostitute u shouldn't be talking get to customers like that .as yr piss poor lol

Me
I think you need to go back to school and learn how to spell and punctuate a sentence. Cretin

Him
Prostitute lol
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TantricTease

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Re: How not to book an escort,world championships!
« Reply #13814 on: 25 July 2020, 06:27:21 pm »
Guy I have seen before texts yesterday to make a booking for an hour, I say yes and then he texts me “can we cuddle on the sofa” 🤢 and I text back “sorry but I only use my room for bookings”, to which deluded and chancing punter texts “well don’t make this a booking then, make it a date”, I got worked up a lot and typed out a long rant to send him back and then I quickly realised that this sort of stuff has earned me bad reviews before so I deleted it and simply sent him “the booking is cancelled” and then blocked him!

I hate when someone you thought was okay and a piece of piss to service, turns out to be a deluded chancing prick...such as the norm with many of these men. :FF