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April

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Re: How not to book an escort,world championships!
« Reply #825 on: 28 January 2011, 03:04:17 am »
Quote from: Lolo on 28 January 2011, 01:06:31 am
and place my Tongue... easing my Tongue...  placing my Tongue

Haha why does he talk about his tongue like that?
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casey_kisses

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Re: How not to book an escort,world championships!
« Reply #826 on: 28 January 2011, 09:00:49 am »
Quote from: April on 28 January 2011, 03:04:17 am
Quote from: Lolo on 28 January 2011, 01:06:31 am
and place my Tongue... easing my Tongue...  placing my Tongue

Haha why does he talk about his tongue like that?
Quote from: April on 28 January 2011, 03:04:17 am

It sounds like he's trying to exercise his tongue!

xx
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Re: How not to book an escort,world championships!
« Reply #827 on: 29 January 2011, 10:18:29 am »
23:00  Steven from Watford is a no show.
No response to my phone call or "are you still visiting me" text.
Pa!
I shrug & go to bed. I had a gut feeling he was a timewaster.
I woke this morning to find this text:
Sent: 00:30
Hiya sorry 4 nt replying earlier.
is there any way u cud pick me
up and drop me off? ill pay
extra
Hum, that'll be the Watford taxi company you want.... ::)
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Re: How not to book an escort,world championships!
« Reply #828 on: 29 January 2011, 09:33:46 pm »
The cheek and brass neck of some of them really astound me Jodie - I'm sure you're the same.
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Re: How not to book an escort,world championships!
« Reply #829 on: 30 January 2011, 10:26:03 am »
Quote from: April on 28 January 2011, 03:04:17 am
Haha why does he talk about his tongue like that?

Because his penis won't become his Penis?
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Re: How not to book an escort,world championships!
« Reply #830 on: 30 January 2011, 11:32:09 am »
Phonecall at 1am from a client who has previously booked  and seen me twice.
Can he have an outcall for 1 hour?
Fully aware that last hourly booking for outcalls taken at 9pm.

Silly me.. shouldn't have answered the phone, usually don't after 11pm.  Will stick to my guns next time  ::)
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Re: How not to book an escort,world championships!
« Reply #831 on: 01 February 2011, 08:26:56 am »
Not strictly 'How not to book' as he already had but a client yesterday came into my incall flat, noticed that the person I rent off has two cats (which stay in living room at all times) and went 'Oh you should have mentioned on the phone when I booked that you have cats, I'm allergic'

Very sorry he was allergic (which I don't believe frankly as he never so much as sneezed once in the hour) but does he really think I'm going to tell everyone who books that theres a cat in the apartment? What next, posting them a survey before the booking to check that they don't have a peanut or shellfish allergy or any lactose intolerance? ;D
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Re: How not to book an escort,world championships!
« Reply #832 on: 01 February 2011, 09:38:36 am »
Um, actually I would mention it. Pet allergies are common and would spoil things for a moderate sufferer, but they're probably not going to think of it when booking a shag. Also if they're warned they can take antihistamines if they want. (Lactose intolerance is common too, but they have the option of saying "no milk please" if you offer them a cuppa.)
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Re: How not to book an escort,world championships!
« Reply #833 on: 01 February 2011, 10:28:29 am »
Quote from: Simone on 01 February 2011, 08:26:56 am
Not strictly 'How not to book' as he already had but a client yesterday came into my incall flat, noticed that the person I rent off has two cats (which stay in living room at all times) and went 'Oh you should have mentioned on the phone when I booked that you have cats, I'm allergic'

Very sorry he was allergic (which I don't believe frankly as he never so much as sneezed once in the hour) but does he really think I'm going to tell everyone who books that theres a cat in the apartment? What next, posting them a survey before the booking to check that they don't have a peanut or shellfish allergy or any lactose intolerance? ;D

Definately mention it, Put it on your aw add/website. As a cat allergy sufferer I would want to know.
As for the effects you probably would not see any during the booking as mine normally take up to 24 hours before my eyes puff up my nose blocks and my chest becomes too tight to breathe and thats not counting those lovely big red blisters I come out with.

When I worked from my home I had it on all my sites that I had dogs just so that a client could make an informed decision
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Re: How not to book an escort,world championships!
« Reply #834 on: 03 February 2011, 04:29:04 pm »
would u get involved in a 3 way webcam session between, me you and another AW girl. I want to both to compare boobs/bodies to see whos the best??? Thanks

add me on _______@yahoo.co.uk to discuss


My reply was "Thanks, but a cattle market where my body is nitpicked by a man I don't know is not my idea of fun."

Ugh, would ANYONE ever agree to this?
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Re: How not to book an escort,world championships!
« Reply #835 on: 03 February 2011, 05:24:28 pm »
Oh, he's replied to reassure me that the GIRLS nitpick eachother. Well of course that makes it so much more enjoyable  ::)
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Re: How not to book an escort,world championships!
« Reply #836 on: 03 February 2011, 05:55:57 pm »
I had a phone booking a bit like that once. He wanted two girls pretending to bitch and fight over him. I did it the once, but it was too much effort and I guess the other girl was too enthusiastic or something, because it went over the five minutes he'd booked. I didn't give a toss about what the girl was saying though, just having to come up with nonsense like that myself.
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Re: How not to book an escort,world championships!
« Reply #837 on: 03 February 2011, 06:18:55 pm »
Jesus, you're more patient than me! It sounds way more hassle than it'd be worth.
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Re: How not to book an escort,world championships!
« Reply #838 on: 03 February 2011, 06:49:10 pm »
It was! I didn't do it again.
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Re: How not to book an escort,world championships!
« Reply #839 on: 03 February 2011, 07:32:51 pm »
Heh I'd have probably had an unprofessional moment and hung up :p You're still way more patient than me.
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