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Hannaah

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Re: How not to book an escort,world championships!
« Reply #13755 on: 07 April 2020, 06:08:36 pm »
Subject: *** outcall x
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Hi
You have a beautiful profile
30s in ***
Live in appartment- nice views ample parking
Can you do a 3 hour meet (so no travelling lots) for £150 or 6 hours for £300
Or 24 hours for £500
Thanks x

So....I have a "beautiful profile," which states I don't even do outcall. Or longer than an hour for a first meet, or overnights, since I'd rather stab myself in the eyes. Doesn't matter how long the meet is, if I did outcalls it's still going to take me the same amount of time to travel there and back. Where did that logic come from?  ??? Wants 3 hours for only slightly more than an hour rate. Oh and also wants me to travel during lockdown, when I have it very clearly stated I'm unavailable until further notice and be in close contact during a pandemic, risking myself and my family. How can I resist? Fucking idiot.  :FF :FF

The amount of requests I have recieved in the last week is shocking. Some are obvious timewasters, but I've gotten them from people I have seen before and regulars as well. And they're all being blocked. If they don't give a shit about their or my health right now, then they don't at any other time either.  :FF
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CelesteManchester

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Re: How not to book an escort,world championships!
« Reply #13756 on: 07 April 2020, 08:08:57 pm »
Quote from: Hannaah on 07 April 2020, 06:08:36 pm
Subject: *** outcall x
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Hi
You have a beautiful profile
30s in ***
Live in appartment- nice views ample parking
Can you do a 3 hour meet (so no travelling lots) for £150 or 6 hours for £300
Or 24 hours for £500
Thanks x



So....I have a "beautiful profile," which states I don't even do outcall. Or longer than an hour for a first meet, or overnights, since I'd rather stab myself in the eyes. Doesn't matter how long the meet is, if I did outcalls it's still going to take me the same amount of time to travel there and back. Where did that logic come from?  ??? Wants 3 hours for only slightly more than an hour rate. Oh and also wants me to travel during lockdown, when I have it very clearly stated I'm unavailable until further notice and be in close contact during a pandemic, risking myself and my family. How can I resist? Fucking idiot.  :FF :FF

The amount of requests I have recieved in the last week is shocking. Some are obvious timewasters, but I've gotten them from people I have seen before and regulars as well. And they're all being blocked. If they don't give a shit about their or my health right now, then they don't at any other time either.  :FF

But Hannaah!! He has a nice view with ample parking! & is offering a whole 500 pounds for 24 hours!!!
What’s wrong with you, girlie?😆😆😆
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Re: How not to book an escort,world championships!
« Reply #13757 on: 09 April 2020, 05:03:10 am »
Quote from: DarcyLady on 07 April 2020, 11:46:20 am
These sorts of texts drive me insane. I get 'hi,' and 'u r fit.' They get blocked immediately.
They never book and we don't book them they are spam messages  lol
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Gypsy

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Re: How not to book an escort,world championships!
« Reply #13758 on: 12 April 2020, 03:38:54 pm »
Had an email this morning to ask whether I sell used underwear. I said yes, payment is through Amazon vouchers. Then he said he was hoping to come round and pick them up and this was after saying he would like a booking but under the current circumstances it's too risky.

Never met this man before ... why on earth would I 'meet' him just to give him used underwear.

Idiot  ::)
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Mirror

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Re: How not to book an escort,world championships!
« Reply #13759 on: 12 April 2020, 04:18:35 pm »
Quote from: Gypsy on 12 April 2020, 03:38:54 pm
Had an email this morning to ask whether I sell used underwear. I said yes, payment is through Amazon vouchers. Then he said he was hoping to come round and pick them up and this was after saying he would like a booking but under the current circumstances it's too risky.

Never met this man before ... why on earth would I 'meet' him just to give him used underwear.

Idiot  ::)

Oh yes I find many used knicker enquiries ask to pick them up in person, and to take them off in front of them. Never accepted I now make sure I put everything in one text, terms and conditions, payment up front with accepted methods. Only one person went through with it in over 10 years.

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Gypsy

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Re: How not to book an escort,world championships!
« Reply #13760 on: 12 April 2020, 05:20:01 pm »
Quote from: Mirror on 12 April 2020, 04:18:35 pm
Oh yes I find many used knicker enquiries ask to pick them up in person, and to take them off in front of them. Never accepted I now make sure I put everything in one text, terms and conditions, payment up front with accepted methods. Only one person went through with it in over 10 years.

I've sold a few pairs but that was always after a booking. Never had someone just calling round exclusively for them  ::)
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Snow Whitest

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Re: How not to book an escort,world championships!
« Reply #13761 on: 08 May 2020, 02:45:12 am »
This twat..

Meeting tomorrow??

Me:
It might be more useful to ask when I'm free and then suggest some times? Also a clue as to the length of meeting required, that's always useful...

Him: Commented on MY attitude and tragically decided not to make a booking

Sorry would you book an MOT by saying MOT tomorrow?!
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Snow Whitest

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Re: How not to book an escort,world championships!
« Reply #13762 on: 13 May 2020, 05:43:30 pm »
Or via text..

Him: Remember me?
Me: uhmm...
Him: Sends face pic..
Me: uhm still not a clue..

Do they really think we remember every client? I can barely remember who I've seen in the morning in the afternoon!
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Saffy

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Re: How not to book an escort,world championships!
« Reply #13763 on: 13 May 2020, 07:18:26 pm »
When they turn up wearing half a bottle of aftershave like they are going on a blind date or something! And they turn to you and say "What do you think of me?". Obviously he thinks he's a catch. Your obliged to give him a compliment before he gets to the point and hands over the cash.


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Cat_BBW

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Re: How not to book an escort,world championships!
« Reply #13764 on: 13 May 2020, 09:56:12 pm »
Got this a couple of days ago... Literally JUST this paragraph with no greeting or sign off, obvious C&P but dunno where the rest (if there was any!) went. It even stops mid-sentence at the end...


We will meet before to ensure you are comfortable then go to the fight. It is not advertised given the nature of them. I know the organisers so can get us up front. Its a decent vrowd alot of professionsl people go and quite a few women who get a kick out if it. 3 are solicitors who go to alk the fights and tgey live tgem. These are extreme fights. One of the ladies fighting won last time hard face biting and face stomping. She is [name redacted] 41. The loser was a real mess and very disressed and badly injured so you need to know what these fights are like. It was incredible to see. I need an escort who enjoys this. The last one ran out upset and sickened by


I could have left it, but the bafflement was strong, so I replied: "I have no idea what you are talking about, so it's a No from me."
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MissBehaving

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Re: How not to book an escort,world championships!
« Reply #13765 on: 14 May 2020, 04:24:53 am »
Quote from: Cat_BBW on 13 May 2020, 09:56:12 pm
Got this a couple of days ago... Literally JUST this paragraph with no greeting or sign off, obvious C&P but dunno where the rest (if there was any!) went. It even stops mid-sentence at the end...


We will meet before to ensure you are comfortable then go to the fight. It is not advertised given the nature of them. I know the organisers so can get us up front. Its a decent vrowd alot of professionsl people go and quite a few women who get a kick out if it. 3 are solicitors who go to alk the fights and tgey live tgem. These are extreme fights. One of the ladies fighting won last time hard face biting and face stomping. She is [name redacted] 41. The loser was a real mess and very disressed and badly injured so you need to know what these fights are like. It was incredible to see. I need an escort who enjoys this. The last one ran out upset and sickened by


I could have left it, but the bafflement was strong, so I replied: "I have no idea what you are talking about, so it's a No from me."

Ohhh I had a more explanatory/ polite mail about needing an escort to attend an "extreme fight" last week .

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Lushblossom

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Re: How not to book an escort,world championships!
« Reply #13766 on: 14 May 2020, 05:10:45 am »
Yes I have received that little gem about being stomped on and so on.  Such a charming proposition aren't we lucky to be invited!  I wrote back saying it sounds absolutely shite lol.
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GothGirl

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Re: How not to book an escort,world championships!
« Reply #13767 on: 14 May 2020, 09:27:53 am »
Received at 6am this morning.


‘Outcall 30 mins for £30?’
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Brooke166

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Re: How not to book an escort,world championships!
« Reply #13768 on: 14 May 2020, 11:25:15 am »
AW member messages me & asks for a booking so I send him my phone  number and ask him to call me

Text message at 11am -
 
Him - Hi baby

Me - Do you want to make a booking?

Him - Yes I have a meeting soon so later on

Me - I need to know a time as I have a schedule to adhere to. Please call me to make a booking

Him - Ok baby

12pm

Him -  Hi baby you ok x

1pm - I've sent you a WhatsApp baby xxx

He sends me a photo of himself sat on a motorbike and message that says 'Do I get a one back sexy xx'

I ignore him

5pm I get a text Him -

'Hi baby are u available now xxx'

Me - No

Him - Why not baby I want to see you xxx

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Hannaah

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Re: How not to book an escort,world championships!
« Reply #13769 on: 16 May 2020, 01:28:39 am »
Hi x

Would you consider an incall with bearback sex at you discretion
I am clean married and had the snip

also willing to pay well


....What's bearback?  ??? ;D
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