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Friday

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Re: How not to book an escort,world championships!
« Reply #810 on: 24 January 2011, 11:35:33 pm »
Quote from: Krystal Champagne on 24 January 2011, 12:26:07 pm
Got an email yesterday morning from a young man naked from the waist down displaying his frankly alarmingly huge errection at me. Email was along the lines of  'Nobody will let me book them because my cock is too big, will you be the exception?'
No sweetheart, I think nobody is letting you book them because you are emailing them pictures of your penis ;D
It might have been the same guy Ruth, fight you for him? ;D

Ha! I had a similar text conversation that went like this:

Him: Hi there, im black would see me as some girls wont?
Me: Sure i have no problem with that
Him: I have an huge dick can you handle this?

er.. that'll be why the girls dont see you..you talk about your penis! you penis! lol
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Re: How not to book an escort,world championships!
« Reply #811 on: 25 January 2011, 09:34:23 am »
Quote from: Simone on 24 January 2011, 10:20:09 am
Got an email yesterday morning from a young man naked from the waist down displaying his frankly alarmingly huge errection at me. Email was along the lines of  'Nobody will let me book them because my cock is too big, will you be the exception?'
No sweetheart, I think nobody is letting you book them because you are emailing them pictures of your penis ;D
It might have been the same guy Ruth, fight you for him? ;D

Sometimes I wonder what the almighty filled their brains with straw perhaps ?

An Email I got Yesterday


hiya!!! totally georgeous im into humilation and was wondering if this is a
service you provide?? like you to treat me as your puppy dog!!! then humilate me
by making me eat a bowl of dog food offer you 500 for an hour of your time
thanks x

Yeah I am very excited to get ? 500 per hour considering its about 3 times my hourly rate I will believe it when I see it.
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Re: How not to book an escort,world championships!
« Reply #812 on: 25 January 2011, 10:17:10 am »
Quote from: lady69 on 25 January 2011, 09:34:23 am
Quote from: Simone on 24 January 2011, 10:20:09 am
Got an email yesterday morning from a young man naked from the waist down displaying his frankly alarmingly huge errection at me. Email was along the lines of  'Nobody will let me book them because my cock is too big, will you be the exception?'
No sweetheart, I think nobody is letting you book them because you are emailing them pictures of your penis ;D
It might have been the same guy Ruth, fight you for him? ;D

Sometimes I wonder what the almighty filled their brains with straw perhaps ?

An Email I got Yesterday


hiya!!! totally georgeous im into humilation and was wondering if this is a
service you provide?? like you to treat me as your puppy dog!!! then humilate me
by making me eat a bowl of dog food offer you 500 for an hour of your time
thanks x

Yeah I am very excited to get ? 500 per hour considering its about 3 times my hourly rate I will believe it when I see it.

Ha ha, theres nothing quite like the 'I was wondering if this is a service you provide?' email is there? I always want to reply, 'Is it on my website ANYWHERE that I provide this service? No it isin't and theres a reason for that, see if you can guess what it is? ;D'
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Re: How not to book an escort,world championships!
« Reply #813 on: 25 January 2011, 11:50:28 am »
Not to sound completely dour but I do find that aspect of this job completely wearing, infuriating and depressing. Why do so many men prefer to try to persuade a sex worker into doing a service she doesn't normally do? Why offer ?500 for humiliation from an escort that doesn't offer it, when you could pay ?150 or less to an escort who's happy to do it and does it all the time?! There's got to be something that particularly turns them on about being so pushy, manipulative and weird. It's not a good side of people to be dealing with, if you ask me, and I won't miss it when I'm out of the biz!

...And to balance out this morbid post, I will just mention that there are lots of good sides of people (like the tipping sides! And the "Thank you for a brilliant hour, I wrote you a positive but non-explicit review to show my appreciation" sides!) and it's nice when you get to deal with them. ;D
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Re: How not to book an escort,world championships!
« Reply #814 on: 25 January 2011, 12:08:27 pm »
Some prat texted me offering me ?1000 for a service I don't provide(A). How silly and as if he would turn up with that much in cash!
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Re: How not to book an escort,world championships!
« Reply #815 on: 25 January 2011, 12:44:25 pm »
Quote from: EmilyJones on 25 January 2011, 11:50:28 am
Not to sound completely dour but I do find that aspect of this job completely wearing, infuriating and depressing. Why do so many men prefer to try to persuade a sex worker into doing a service she doesn't normally do? Why offer ?500 for humiliation from an escort that doesn't offer it, when you could pay ?150 or less to an escort who's happy to do it and does it all the time?!

It is really frustrating! I sometimes try to explain to them that if I agree to it, I will not know what I'm doing, will be embarassed, will be really really AWFUL at it and they'll have thrown their money away on a bad experience that will be awkward for both of us. And most of them still keep asking me to 'just try it'. Some of them are probably timewasters but I had one yesterday who was willing to spend money, at least on directcam, asking me repetedly to dominate him - I don't know how and he was paying ?1.50 a minute to whine at me and beg me to suddenly get a personality transplant I guess?
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Re: How not to book an escort,world championships!
« Reply #816 on: 25 January 2011, 01:17:43 pm »
Quote from: EmilyJones on 25 January 2011, 11:50:28 am
I won't miss it when I'm out of the biz!

me three!  ;-)
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Re: How not to book an escort,world championships!
« Reply #817 on: 25 January 2011, 06:42:44 pm »
I wonder if anyone will take this one up on his offer.


honey

i have a proposal: will you live-in with me in my 2 bedroom flat in london sutton?

i am asian, 32 years, nice built and professionally well settled

by nature i am soft spoken, easy going

you will live-in for free in exchange for ocassional intimacy with me. it will be discreet and safe with no strings attached. you can do outcalls but not incalls

please get in touch if this sounds ok

kisses
loverboy


I do think he should maybe look closer to home though seeing as I am in Derbyshire and he is in London
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Re: How not to book an escort,world championships!
« Reply #818 on: 25 January 2011, 06:59:21 pm »
Quote from: Danielle_xx on 25 January 2011, 06:42:44 pm
I do think he should maybe look closer to home though seeing as I am in Derbyshire and he is in London

Oh, I'm sure he has. He's come up in this thread before, and I didn't mention that he'd got around to me too.
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Re: How not to book an escort,world championships!
« Reply #819 on: 25 January 2011, 10:25:26 pm »
A great text I receieved today and swiftly ignored

"Hey Internet loved like you, Can visit ! Today or 5 pm See where life "

o...k  ::)
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Re: How not to book an escort,world championships!
« Reply #820 on: 27 January 2011, 12:12:12 pm »
I had a client today who booked a few days ago.

He turned up, came in, then about 20 seconds later complained that he'd left his wallet in the car and ran out to get it. I made sure he didn't steal anything on the way out, which was smart because he never came back :(

He texted later that he'd lost it and had to cancel, but doesn't seem to be replying to an offer to reschedule
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Re: How not to book an escort,world championships!
« Reply #821 on: 27 January 2011, 07:06:45 pm »
A text message I received 10 min ago...

'I got caught by my gf looking at ur profile today, she left the house upset. As a result of this i want to see u for 1hr today! Hope u wont say no.x'

Oh dear...
 ::)
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Re: How not to book an escort,world championships!
« Reply #822 on: 27 January 2011, 11:37:27 pm »
So much wrong for such a short email, starting with the fact that it was sent at 23:11.

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Hi I am a genuine guy 30 years old staying in Brighton jurys inn near the train station. Can I be cheeky and ask if you could meet tonight for?60  , as that's what I have on me?

I am very genuine and doctor by profession so hope you can give me a chance.

Update: couldn't resist responding. Told him he's a very silly man. He said,

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Sorry, but why do u think I am silly? I am confused, I am very genuine and genuine.

Hee! I'm imagining him as a cute cartoon drunk punter going *hic*.
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Re: How not to book an escort,world championships!
« Reply #823 on: 28 January 2011, 01:06:31 am »
Hi, I am gym, am forty five , good-looking, toned and tanned body, love the kinkier side of life.
I love your profile and pics..all very horny.
I would suggest that I would like to meet for a couple of hours, because I like long and protracted foreplay.
I would like to meet maybe at a bar and chat, then if this is excites you, for you to be desperate to pee and let it trickle down your thigh and you would see my jeans darken as I can't hold back.
I would have to lick it off your thighs and legs.
You would position yourself so you could spray over me and watch me swallow.
In the room I would slowly peel your clothes off and pour warm oil allover you , deeply massaging your body , in every corner . I would ask you to get on all fours with your georgeous arse in the air and place my Tongue between your buttock cheeks. Licking you and slowly letting my tongue flick over your anus and slowly easing my Tongue in and rimming you deeply , placing my Tongue on your clit until you climax .
I would so like to do this to you ..please let me know if some , all or something you want as well.
You won't be disappointed...with me
Gym x


 
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Re: How not to book an escort,world championships!
« Reply #824 on: 28 January 2011, 01:13:00 am »
OMG, and the pee licking and spraying all happens before you get to the room!
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