My favourite is “ what do you do”
When you’ve clearly listed Loool
Orrr the ones that phone you and be like “ where are you” , “ send postcode”
😂😂

“ you do bb” even though my profile clearly says no bb
I reply hell to the no
“ oh I was just seeing if your a good one then try’s to book”
Me ALL services will now be covered
“ I promise I’m clean”
Lool yeah right

I quickly deactivated WhatsApp on my new phone as it gave the green light to all idiots who just couldn't call  and clearly wouldn't to book.
Where are you ?
You free ?

Since it's been removed no contact made but they are not genuine anyway .

When I first used WA on my work phone (back when it was compatible) I had pretty much the same experience, also used to crash my handset thank goodness it's completely incompatible - me and the phone!

...The fucking imbecile had already worked his way up to my OID list for previous idiotic behaviour, now promoted himself to 'ignore forever' 

Haha!!

Another example of how not to book:

Him: Princess, good morning. I’m at the Ned, when you can be here?
Me: Morning. I can be there in 40 minutes.
Him: Princess, I want to see you now. I can’t wait to 40 minutes.
Me: I need time to get there.
Him: Please princess. ?
Me: That’s the quickest I can do. Can I have your guest name and room number?
Him: Can you turn me into your bitch slave. What are your orders?
Me: Yes. Can I have your guest name and room number?
Him: Can you send me a pic of you holding a finger or two up to know you are real?
Me: You know I’m real. You saw my pictures.
Him: Ok, can you send today’s pic so I’m comfortable please? Take a pic now holding a finger or two up
Me: I send. Please check it
Him: Can I see natural pic? Without makeup?
Me: This is how I look today!
Him: But I want to see the pic without makeup. Take off your makeup
Me: I don’t think you are serious.
Him: You are playing games now. Shame. I was really ready for you. Bye. Fake.
Me: Bye.

BLOCK! What a moron.

Last night into today asking for CBT even though its not on my profile.

Then asked me bring a hammer and nail his balls to wood. Request I bring hammer and I should bring supplies. Told him to get to a builders merchant and get some nails.

Thankfully changing dumb phone as cant block this guy. Latest request can he watch porn hub.

Philipa ~
It's so interesting you posted this, bc I've had 2 requests in the last 2 months for makeup free sessions. This after 4 years of never having heard it.

It's baffling bc they can't or won't explain why they want me makeup free. Granted, I don't HAVE to know, but you're asking for something somewhat out of the ordinary, & well, I'm curious.

Both of them have also been midday requests, & I've had to tell them no. I don't put it on with a trowel, no false eyelashes, no red lips, heavy foundation etc etc. I'm not however, taking my entire face off for a 2:30 appointment & then have to reapply it for the rest of my day slash night.
I offered the 1st session of the morning or last of the night to both of them, but neither could do that.

I'm assuming it has to do with suspicious wives/GFs, but that's a YP, not a MP.

Maybe discretion reasons (but they could always take a shower afterwards)
Or they have a severe skin allergy
Or they want to see the 'real you au naturel' isn't it.
We are moving into a more real, more authentic era,  Clients confuse the 'no makeup look' with subtly made up.

I've been cancelled before without makeup so I don't take this risk.

Another caller offering his services as an etiquette teacher.

Me - What would you like to book? 
Random - I don't know
Me - If you don't know I won't be able to help you thank, you bye bye.
Random - text 'You're just going to be rude about it'.

Is it a 'woke' word or summatt?

You gotta throw me a bone here, buddy. Today? Tmrw? Next year? You must have some idea, for Christs sake....

Idiot Text: I'm a good looking Italian guy can you do outcall hour for 100 pounds as I can't see your face it's worth this much.

Me: I Did not reply usual block and delete.