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Philipa

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Re: How not to book an escort,world championships!
« Reply #13680 on: 17 January 2020, 09:45:00 pm »
"Sure, and hey, I will pay YOU for the very great honour!"
Haha  ;D

Liverpoolgal123

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Re: How not to book an escort,world championships!
« Reply #13681 on: 19 January 2020, 07:26:46 pm »
What app?
Yes sorry clienteye, wasn’t sure I could name it x

Egirl88

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Re: How not to book an escort,world championships!
« Reply #13682 on: 20 January 2020, 11:18:45 am »
Just had this today.

Him -  hiya baby, can I come c u? i have no cash...i can give u a good quality watch worth £250 for 45 mins xxx
Me- no response
Him- how much baby ….i got £30 xx

 ::)


matcha

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Re: How not to book an escort,world championships!
« Reply #13683 on: 20 January 2020, 06:26:56 pm »
"Are you Chinese?"

...says the guy who texted earlier that he wanted to see me because of my blonde hair and white skin  ???

Not to mention, my nationality is clearly stated at the top of my profile but obviously that would only count for something if they actually bothered to read it  :FF

saltysweet

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Re: How not to book an escort,world championships!
« Reply #13684 on: 20 January 2020, 07:49:08 pm »
AW man of two words- Available now
Me- Are you, thanks I don't need anything
AW man of two words - (thumbs up emoji)
« Last Edit: 20 January 2020, 07:54:56 pm by saltysweet »

Dynamite Doll

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Re: How not to book an escort,world championships!
« Reply #13685 on: 21 January 2020, 04:29:39 pm »
"Are you Chinese?"

...says the guy who texted earlier that he wanted to see me because of my blonde hair and white skin  ???

Not to mention, my nationality is clearly stated at the top of my profile but obviously that would only count for something if they actually bothered to read it  :FF

I get the same - Are you realy Black

Last time I checked yes (In my head)

I cut the call and block. I don't respond answer.

Clearly my pictures show I am a black female and my profile name has word Ebony in it.

There are some thick men in this world. :FF ;D

saltysweet

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Re: How not to book an escort,world championships!
« Reply #13686 on: 21 January 2020, 06:08:52 pm »
"Are you Chinese?"

Me too..!!! last week. Totally not Chinese. I haz been misraced.
« Last Edit: 21 January 2020, 07:16:47 pm by saltysweet »

Jackiela

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Re: How not to book an escort,world championships!
« Reply #13687 on: 24 January 2020, 07:08:45 pm »
Got this one this evening hey babe I am a big guy so before I make an appointment can I send a picture of my dick to you and then you can decide 😂😂it’s like I am so desperate or he thought I would get excited didn’t even answer.

Braziliana

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Re: How not to book an escort,world championships!
« Reply #13688 on: 24 January 2020, 08:52:29 pm »
AW man of two words- Available now
Me- Are you, thanks I don't need anything
AW man of two words - (thumbs up emoji)
Haha!

BethElizabeth

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Re: How not to book an escort,world championships!
« Reply #13689 on: 26 January 2020, 02:48:44 pm »
WTF!

By text:

Him: Hi, will you do 2 hours for 80?

Me: Hi there, no, my 2 hour fee is ___

Him: You are a burnt Australian! Your country is on fire, I bet as soon as I put my dick in you it would burn and it would look like a black burnt sausage at a barbecue on Bondi Beach! All shrivelled and yuck. I clearly dodged a bullet and God is angry at your country so he is burning everything!!!

I didn't reply to that and then 25 minutes later he texts:

'If I make a booking will you dress as Steve Irwin?'

Hahahahaahha

CelesteManchester

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Re: How not to book an escort,world championships!
« Reply #13690 on: 26 January 2020, 06:45:31 pm »
WTF!

By text:

Him: Hi, will you do 2 hours for 80?

Me: Hi there, no, my 2 hour fee is ___

Him: You are a burnt Australian! Your country is on fire, I bet as soon as I put my dick in you it would burn and it would look like a black burnt sausage at a barbecue on Bondi Beach! All shrivelled and yuck. I clearly dodged a bullet and God is angry at your country so he is burning everything!!!

I didn't reply to that and then 25 minutes later he texts:

'If I make a booking will you dress as Steve Irwin?'

Hahahahaahha

Clearly the man is a complete loon, but I'm sorry, I laughed like a loon when I read this😂😂😂.
Steve Irwin?? *facepalm* And what a jackass to say that about Oz😡.
An American on a British site, still learning the slang😉

Philipa

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Re: How not to book an escort,world championships!
« Reply #13691 on: 26 January 2020, 07:54:32 pm »
WTF!

By text:

Him: Hi, will you do 2 hours for 80?

Me: Hi there, no, my 2 hour fee is ___

Him: You are a burnt Australian! Your country is on fire, I bet as soon as I put my dick in you it would burn and it would look like a black burnt sausage at a barbecue on Bondi Beach! All shrivelled and yuck. I clearly dodged a bullet and God is angry at your country so he is burning everything!!!

I didn't reply to that and then 25 minutes later he texts:

'If I make a booking will you dress as Steve Irwin?'

Hahahahaahha
Yeah, what a loser!

Philipa

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Re: How not to book an escort,world championships!
« Reply #13692 on: 26 January 2020, 11:24:07 pm »
It's annoying when they ask for something you're not

Some man called from Texas phone number

Him: Are you curvy? I only want a big curvy woman
Me: I am genuinely a size 14 UK size
Him: Oooh...How big is your ass?
Me: What you see in my photos is what you get
Him: I like your photos, but size 14 is skinny. I want BIG curvy ass
Me thinking 'why did you call me then? :FF Maybe I should've lied and told him I was much larger. 

Braziliana

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Re: How not to book an escort,world championships!
« Reply #13693 on: 27 January 2020, 03:09:33 pm »
...
Him: I like your photos, but size 14 is skinny. I want BIG curvy ass
Me thinking 'why did you call me then? :FF Maybe I should've lied and told him I was much larger.
Answer: because he's a dick.

saltysweet

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Re: How not to book an escort,world championships!
« Reply #13694 on: 29 January 2020, 07:27:01 pm »
Two very 'thrusting city' types rung today in 'manager mode' and booked themselves in without me having any part in the discussion. Then tried to hang up to rush to their very important meetings.

I was slightly annoyed and told both in a flat monotone, '...fuck off you middle class cunt.'

One squealed, 'There's no need to be rude! :(' Then texted in a style worthy of an Elizabethan gentleman in his velvet breeches and ruffled lace collar, "I'm sorry, I think you may have misjudged me. I apologise' :-\

I think these callers feel they are surrounded by a sea of fools who they have to micro manage.
Had quite of few of these impatient apologists recently.
« Last Edit: 29 January 2020, 08:12:58 pm by saltysweet »