Author Topic: How not to book an escort,world championships! (Read 2592028 times)

Glamescort · « **Reply #13650 on:** 26 November 2019, 10:04:25 pm »

Had a man ask me to pick him up to bring him to mine. I refused politely, he then replied back saying he asked because he was disabled and how it was discrimination. Blocked.

Snow Whitest · « **Reply #13651 on:** 26 November 2019, 11:03:24 pm »

My friend and I had the van one!

I replied with "No thanks lovely I make more than enough money without having to step outside my own front door"

And she was slightly more forthright and replied with "Apart from it being illegal you fucking moron, instead of making money from hard working women, why don't you get a job! Living off immoral earnings and being a pimp bitch is prob not your calling in life!"

saltysweet · « **Reply #13652 on:** 11 December 2019, 07:26:36 pm »

He texts for a pushy combo of services. I explain £X for the hour.
Then he asks how much for 30 minutes, with various add-ons he's weazled into the service.
I say 'half of £X'. And I put the phone down, bored with him.

He texts me-
'Your attitude is terrible you will not be getting my ~~indignant prick~~ business.'

That's a relief.

EvelynWho · « **Reply #13653 on:** 11 December 2019, 08:12:28 pm »

Quote from: saltysweet on 11 December 2019, 07:26:36 pm

He texts for a pushy combo of services. I explain £X for the hour.
Then he asks how much for 30 minutes, with various add-ons he's weazled into the service.
I say 'half of £X'. And I put the phone down, bored with him.

He texts me-
'Your attitude is terrible you will not be getting my ~~indignant prick~~ business.'

That's a relief.

Hahaha. I have similar text exchanges. To which I reply either in a similar way to that or I don’t reply at all ...
I get “oh great customer service ..” sarcastically.
Hahah... to think the idiots thought they were my ‘customer’ .. lol. Never m8, never.

saltysweet · « **Reply #13654 on:** 14 December 2019, 12:18:54 am »

Today, nearly midnight, he wants me to slap his face, spit on him, pee on him, oral on me. Actually, I quite like that combo.
When I tell him the fee he says-

'Why so much?

'It's a specilised service'
'Fucking hell!

it's not so specilised is it?...thanks but no thanks'

CelesteManchester · « **Reply #13655 on:** 14 December 2019, 12:48:48 am »

Quote from: saltysweet on 14 December 2019, 12:18:54 am

Today, nearly midnight, he wants me to slap his face, spit on him, pee on him, oral on me. Actually, I quite like that combo.
When I tell him the fee he says-

'Why so much?
'It's a specilised service'
'Fucking hell! it's not so specilised is it?...thanks but no thanks'

Haha! That's the same reaction I get with The Oedipal RP I offer; it's a lot more than regular RP bc 1) it's disgusting AF but I'm funding my retirement sooooo🤷🏼‍♀️, & 2)I don't want to do it so I charge more, the end. Plus it really helps weed out the TWs for it.

saltysweet · « **Reply #13656 on:** 14 December 2019, 02:26:52 am »

Of course we charge more for this stuff

And I was prepped to walk 30 minutes to my flat in the rain and dark with a full bladder!
I would have enjoyed giving him a good bitch slapping just for that.

saltysweet · « **Reply #13657 on:** 14 December 2019, 08:42:16 pm »

Quote from: antebellum on 31 October 2019, 09:33:47 pm

1 message offering me £250 to make a video that'll apparently go viral on YouTube

Yep I got that today.

Braziliana · « **Reply #13658 on:** 21 December 2019, 10:52:54 am »

HIM: “Are my 10 inches ok for you?”
ME: “Sorry, no, as I might accidentally step on you (if that’s how tall you are)...

*
HIM: "Hello. Are you busty?"
ME: "No. I am louise."

saltysweet · « **Reply #13659 on:** 21 December 2019, 03:12:34 pm »

male unit - What's the price for physical sex?
me - What other type of sex is there?
male unit- I dunno

Kay1996 · « **Reply #13660 on:** 04 January 2020, 07:51:42 pm »

*Calls an arranges a half hour meet (£90)*

Straight after call, texts:

Knobhead - Are you happy with £60 for 69?
Me - Excuse me?
Knobhead - I'll take that as a no
Me - Its £90 if you want more than just a blowjob
Knobhead - Just checking before I left. The main thing I want to do is oral on you
Me - Are you confirming or canceling?
Knobhead - I only have £60. Can you sort me a deal? 32 year old guy
Me - Not sure what age has to do with it? I'm sure there are plenty of escorts within your budget range. Have a great weekend.
Knobhead - Sorry hun. I didn't mean to offend. Saw that you were part Cuban and had to message as I love the place. I love Varadero. Been there many times. If I change my mind in the next 10 minutes I'll call you as I'd LOVE to go down on you.

You literally cant make this shit up

CelesteManchester · « **Reply #13661 on:** 04 January 2020, 08:18:01 pm »

Quote from: Kay1996 on 04 January 2020, 07:51:42 pm

*Calls an arranges a half hour meet (£90)*

Straight after call, texts:

Knobhead - Are you happy with £60 for 69?
Me - Excuse me?
Knobhead - I'll take that as a no
Me - Its £90 if you want more than just a blowjob
Knobhead - Just checking before I left. The main thing I want to do is oral on you
Me - Are you confirming or canceling?
Knobhead - I only have £60. Can you sort me a deal? 32 year old guy
Me - Not sure what age has to do with it? I'm sure there are plenty of escorts within your budget range. Have a great weekend.
Knobhead - Sorry hun. I didn't mean to offend. Saw that you were part Cuban and had to message as I love the place. I love Varadero. Been there many times. If I change my mind in the next 10 minutes I'll call you as I'd LOVE to go down on you.

You literally cant make this shit up

*carefully tries to put this jigsaw puzzle together*
Honestly, I read this like 4x trying to figure it out. Oh wait, I can't bc it doesn't make any GD sense!!!
(I also thought he meant 60 pounds for 69 minutes, for about 2 seconds. I'm thinking well gee....that's....specific. Derp me.😂😂)

Ann · « **Reply #13662 on:** 04 January 2020, 10:51:25 pm »

I don’t do 15mins and my last appoitment is at 7pm. Received lovely email on NYE! Looks like someone wanted to celebrate with an escort

Hi
Ian, 50, white British
11.30pm this evening
15 minutes
Bareback please.

How much please?

Dynamite Doll · « **Reply #13663 on:** 05 January 2020, 10:08:51 pm »

Short phone call.

Dick head: Are you available tonight for outcall
Me: Yes. Did you read my details in full.
Dick head: Yes I did. I am in H..Throw
Me: Fine you know minimum booking is 2 hours and only attend hotel visits for airport meets
Dick Head: Yes. I don't have a hotel can you book one for me
Me: CLICK so fast ended call and blocked and as always save as cunt

Lushblossom · « **Reply #13664 on:** 09 January 2020, 11:13:59 am »

When I send a reply to a missed call (was in a booking) they then reply 'Which one are you' I explain in my response then they say 'Send pics'.

Timewasting. We run our profile pics for a reason not to go passing them on privately to all and sundry.

See also the main SAAFE.info site for more Support And Advice For Escorts

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