Email
Hi babe love your boobs can I fist your pussy?
Didn't reply but oouch at the thought of it 

So I've recently made a profile and waiting to verify.

I've already had 2 bareback requests
And one message so poorly written, I'm cringing

Him: Hye looking to book free hours for some one really great at deepthroat where I can go mouthsex with no hesitation m a asain guy but I to push it there
 
He's just seen I've seen his message and sent another message 

This is courtesy of SaltySweet (& dang girl, I had to search! I knew it was you tho😆) ~ she answers these types with some hysterical replies. I wasn't able to quote it but I'm C&Ping as best I can:

Random: hey babe you available
Me (Salty) hey shorty wasup
Random: Wats your post babe I wana come over
Me: po po wut chuk
Random: Huh? Do you snif babe
Me: eggs danny Tomas calefar quarm

Salty said she never heard from him again😆😆😆. Weeks later, it's still funny. Anyway, you might think about doing something like that lol.

So the very fit 72 year old is not as fit as he made out. 

I have regular who 73 and amazed how fit he is. Not go gym, he say just walk 5k every day enough to keep him fit.

I got an email at the weekend, and it went like this, guy: “Hiya my name is XXXX, I saw your profile on AW and I’m looking for naughty fun with a special lady although I don’t want an actual relationship and I don’t want a woman who is mechanical and touches me because she wants too and not because she’s paid too”
Me: “Thanks so much for your interest in my profile but it’s Tinder that your looking for hun so get on that  then instead of seeking for a woman on a sex for sale site”, honestly I will always be bamboozled at some of the of clients sheer delusions as to why we have AW profiles! . some guys even think that they pay you a few times and then it’s free, like I ain’t Costa buddy!!

A guy named Tom wanted to lick me out and 'flick my clit' as he put it.

I replied that sounds horrific lol.

Never, ever had a guy named Tom who wasn't a timewaster in some sense 

Never, ever had a guy named Tom who wasn't a timewaster in some sense 

Isn't "Adam" the number one TW moniker (a close second being "Jack")? 

Mine are usually “Mike” “Steve” and “John”.

Ah! 

Jay was always my time wasters names .I just wouldn't take a booking with any caller using that name in the end .