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neutralC

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Re: How not to book an escort,world championships!
« Reply #13545 on: 17 August 2019, 12:06:28 pm »
Quote from: Hannaah on 27 July 2019, 07:45:13 pm
All over my profile I'm not available until mid august and that I see men from 30+ years up only.

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hey i'm ryan 26. looking for an older mature women to show me how its really done :p are you available tonight at any point for an incall?xx


But the best parts for me were the "show me how it's done" as my profile focuses heavily on submissive services and older mature woman....I'm 31!


Wow. Sorry
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saltysweet

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Re: How not to book an escort,world championships!
« Reply #13546 on: 17 August 2019, 12:52:52 pm »
Someone didn't like my profile and put me straight
'You rude tart'

 ;D
« Last Edit: 17 August 2019, 01:08:37 pm by saltysweet »
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CelesteManchester

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Re: How not to book an escort,world championships!
« Reply #13547 on: 17 August 2019, 05:45:29 pm »
Quote from: saltysweet on 17 August 2019, 12:52:52 pm
Someone didn't like my profile and put me straight
'You rude tart'

 ;D

Bwahahahah! He would positively hate me then *snorts*. Whaddaya have on your ads/site, Salty? Something completely unreasonable like *read my ad before you contact me*?
*tsks at you*
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CelesteManchester

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Re: How not to book an escort,world championships!
« Reply #13548 on: 17 August 2019, 05:49:02 pm »
Quote from: TantricTease on 16 August 2019, 07:39:34 pm
Him: your gorgeous! Marry me
Me: is this fantasy role play your after? If so I’m sorry but I don’t provide that service.
Him: I want you for real, my gorgeous little wifie!
Me: blocked.

I get that quite a bit, smh. Trust me, you don't want to see this all this in the morning dude, it's SCARY.

Those are the ones who want to hear about every booking & get creepy about it *shudder*.
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Braziliana

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Re: How not to book an escort,world championships!
« Reply #13549 on: 17 August 2019, 10:34:07 pm »
Quote from: CelesteManchester on 17 August 2019, 05:45:29 pm
Bwahahahah! He would positively hate me then *snorts*. Whaddaya have on your ads/site, Salty? Something completely unreasonable like *read my ad before you contact me*?
*tsks at you*
Ya ha ha!
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Rosesugar

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Re: How not to book an escort,world championships!
« Reply #13550 on: 18 August 2019, 12:31:41 pm »
Caller
Can you use a strap on in a domination session on me?
Sure not a problem
I need you to really stick it up my ass will you wear it ?
Not sure why but he started laughing I just put phone down !
Give that one a miss
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amy

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Re: How not to book an escort,world championships!
« Reply #13551 on: 20 August 2019, 07:36:04 pm »
Text not long ago:

'Hi Amy. My name is xxx, I am txting because I have seen your adult work profile and I am very interested in a meet with you. I am 32, and ideally looking for an hour of your time this Thursday. Have a day off and want to make the most of it. I have read your profile fully and your likes/dislikes and you sound perfect. What times are you around this Thursday? Anywhere between 12pm-3pm would be ideal if your free then. Look forward to hearing from you'

The top line of my AW page currently reads - in bold capital letters - AWAY AND NOT AVAILABLE THURS 22ND-MON 26TH AUGUST.

But he's 'read it fully' ::).
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amy

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Re: How not to book an escort,world championships!
« Reply #13552 on: 20 August 2019, 07:38:11 pm »
I am also irrationally angry at the making of 'Adultwork' into two separate words, and that's the second one in a row. Ditto using the word 'meet' as a noun to refer to a booking :D
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Justine

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Re: How not to book an escort,world championships!
« Reply #13553 on: 20 August 2019, 09:51:58 pm »
One of these days I will find my own advert on that site called

Adultworld

Lots of men have found me there apparently and they must have a different internet to me.

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Braziliana

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Re: How not to book an escort,world championships!
« Reply #13554 on: 21 August 2019, 04:04:24 pm »
Quote from: Justine on 20 August 2019, 09:51:58 pm
One of these days I will find my own advert on that site called

Adultworld

Lots of men have found me there apparently and they must have a different internet to me.

 :-\
Haha, the same for me regarding that "Vistastreet" site that so many punters seem to use, haha!
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Justine

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Re: How not to book an escort,world championships!
« Reply #13555 on: 22 August 2019, 09:06:41 am »
Being called Sweetcheeks  !!   I had this yesterday, text from an unknown.
Hey Sweetcheeks can we meet?

Pointless text!!!!!
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Dynamite Doll

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Re: How not to book an escort,world championships!
« Reply #13556 on: 22 August 2019, 01:12:15 pm »
When being asked - i want full service :FF then dick head goes on to list things that I don't provide despite claiming to have thoroughly read my profile and enjoys/likes list.
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Rosesugar

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Re: How not to book an escort,world championships!
« Reply #13557 on: 24 August 2019, 03:28:52 pm »
This morning  one  guy booked then proceeded to text
Can i tell you what I love and what I want to do with you?
I text back please tell me when you arrive for your visit.
 Why he didn't tell me mins ago when he was talking oh yes guess what he needed assistance wanking !!
Anyway he never showed at 2pm or called or texted  and he put so much enthusiasm into his chat  :'(
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Kay

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Re: How not to book an escort,world championships!
« Reply #13558 on: 24 August 2019, 04:06:17 pm »
Quote from: Sugar xxx on 24 August 2019, 03:28:52 pm
This morning  one  guy booked then proceeded to text
Can i tell you what I love and what I want to do with you?
I text back please tell me when you arrive for your visit.
 Why he didn't tell me mins ago when he was talking oh yes guess what he needed assistance wanking !!
Anyway he never showed at 2pm or called or texted  and he put so much enthusiasm into his chat  :'(

I would want to know what they were looking for BEFORE they arrive? Otherwise how do you decide whether to accept the booking?

The ones who are very specific/enthusiastic about what they want are usually the timewasters...
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Rosesugar

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Re: How not to book an escort,world championships!
« Reply #13559 on: 24 August 2019, 04:15:09 pm »
In my past experience they love to send excessive messaging and not turn up that's why I asked on the phone before hand had they read my likes and dislikes .he wanted gfe.
He was very over enthusiastic.
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