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PissedOffPrincess

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Re: How not to book an escort,world championships!
« Reply #13320 on: 27 February 2019, 07:29:46 pm »
Texts for over a year every time I am in his town wanting to meet but never calls
Then texts 3 days before I get to his area offers a deposit does not reply to my acceptance and asking him to call to arrange

Might have thought I would chat and book and refuse the deposit  ???

PissedOffPrincess

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Re: How not to book an escort,world championships!
« Reply #13321 on: 04 March 2019, 12:04:05 pm »
Man I have never met wants to meet on thursday

I do not take advance bookings without a deposit
He sent many texts many phone calls ignored my request to pay a deposit keeps ringing and texting

I answer again tell him i need a deposit he will not pay a deposit because he Will come i said i will come i do not lie

I told him i will not take a booking without a deposit if a reg wants that time i will give it to my regular not a newbie 

He then insisted we will meet on saturday ( different town to thursday as I tour) I said he is not booked he has not paid a deposit he hung up saying I will confirm on Friday see you then

Is there no way to educate them?

IF I have no one coming at that time on saturday I will take him but a deposit wins everytime

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Re: How not to book an escort,world championships!
« Reply #13322 on: 04 March 2019, 12:15:10 pm »
Not the kind of clients  you want.  :FF

CelesteManchester

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Re: How not to book an escort,world championships!
« Reply #13323 on: 10 March 2019, 07:34:03 pm »
AHAHAHAHAHA to someonesomewhere!!!😆😆😆 The guy who lost his bank card, wanted to see you & pay you "next time". 

I had 1 who wanted to WRITE ME A CHECK, then asked that I not cash it til the following week.

I didn't see him🙄🙄🙄.
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Re: How not to book an escort,world championships!
« Reply #13324 on: 11 March 2019, 09:02:47 am »
I’ve recently hit upon the idea of saying yes to everything, for an outrageous price.

Dingbat: I want to buy your panty how much?
Me: Sure, $500
Dingbat: Nevermind for that much!

Illiterate Guy: Would you come to (small town three hours from me).
Me:  Absolutely.  Out of town bookings are $3,000 plus the regular rate for the visit, and travel expenses. Let me know.
Illiterate Guy: ...

Yucky Guy: Normal convo, then: Would you see me without a coat? (condom)
Me:  I will.  That’s $50,000.  I need a clean test from you, and a $10,000 deposit a month before the booking so I have time to get started on Prep and prophylactic valtrex.
Yucky Guy: ...

It’s great.  Money talk wouldn’t work for hagglers, but the chancers are totally thrown off their game.

Rosesugar

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Re: How not to book an escort,world championships!
« Reply #13325 on: 11 March 2019, 11:22:39 am »
That's great idea  :D

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Re: How not to book an escort,world championships!
« Reply #13326 on: 26 March 2019, 07:53:14 pm »
Oh, I never get true gems, just the odd cheapskate and others ringing some bells for whatever reason. But this one is worthy of this thread! A bit of a long post, sorry.


"[bit of introduction skipped]

I have a unique request and I am hoping that you would be able to accommodate this?

On the 27th of April, a group of 13 guys are going to Barcelona for my best friend’s stag party (he and I coming from Malaga, and many of his friends coming from Denmark). We are staying at the MH Apartments Center and will be going out for the night as a group.  We will be finished our dinner around 23:30 and will be going to an Irish bar [at this place] after.

I would like to know if it would be possible for you and an equally pretty “friend” to join us there as actresses? (Not as escorts)

The idea would be that you and your friend arrive 5 minutes apart from each other as normal, separate patrons of the bar – then, casually (not immediately) you would both take an “interest” in the stag first by making eye-contact, ultimately talking with him, flirting with him, etc.. first one of you, then as one goes to the toilet, the other has her ‘turn’, so you would both appear (to him, and to the others in our group) that you were both sort of competing over him for his attention.  This will make him feel FANTASTIC… (of course) and then… after you both had your turns, maybe even both taken his number (separately) – you would then start talking to each other (you and your friend) – of course, all of us guys would assume you were “fighting over him” – and the stag would surely feel incredible at this stage, and pretty much all of us guys would be watching you (probably not overly obviously) – but then, your conversation with your friend turns from ‘serious’ to fun, laughing, joking, etc… and then ultimately turn to you kissing each other, openly, freely, passionately and for a long time, and then ultimately you take your friend’s hand and lead her outside and away.  E.G. So you leave together….! 

I understand this is not a typical request, and no additional services would be required, your drinks would obviously be paid as well.  If this is something you could do, please let me know the total cost.  I suspect 1 hour would be plenty of time for this ‘show’. 

I plan on not even telling the other guys about this, so there would be 100% authenticity in the ‘act’ – and would of course pay you up-front before your performance.

Do let me know if this is something you would like to do!  I think it would seriously make his night, and put him in a brilliant mood for the rest of the partying we’ll be doing after!"



Needless to say I am a rubbish actress LOL.


Dynamite Doll

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Re: How not to book an escort,world championships!
« Reply #13327 on: 27 March 2019, 02:19:24 pm »
Oh, I never get true gems, just the odd cheapskate and others ringing some bells for whatever reason. But this one is worthy of this thread! A bit of a long post, sorry.


"[bit of introduction skipped]

I have a unique request and I am hoping that you would be able to accommodate this?

On the 27th of April, a group of 13 guys are going to Barcelona for my best friend’s stag party (he and I coming from Malaga, and many of his friends coming from Denmark). We are staying at the MH Apartments Center and will be going out for the night as a group.  We will be finished our dinner around 23:30 and will be going to an Irish bar [at this place] after.

I would like to know if it would be possible for you and an equally pretty “friend” to join us there as actresses? (Not as escorts)

The idea would be that you and your friend arrive 5 minutes apart from each other as normal, separate patrons of the bar – then, casually (not immediately) you would both take an “interest” in the stag first by making eye-contact, ultimately talking with him, flirting with him, etc.. first one of you, then as one goes to the toilet, the other has her ‘turn’, so you would both appear (to him, and to the others in our group) that you were both sort of competing over him for his attention.  This will make him feel FANTASTIC… (of course) and then… after you both had your turns, maybe even both taken his number (separately) – you would then start talking to each other (you and your friend) – of course, all of us guys would assume you were “fighting over him” – and the stag would surely feel incredible at this stage, and pretty much all of us guys would be watching you (probably not overly obviously) – but then, your conversation with your friend turns from ‘serious’ to fun, laughing, joking, etc… and then ultimately turn to you kissing each other, openly, freely, passionately and for a long time, and then ultimately you take your friend’s hand and lead her outside and away.  E.G. So you leave together….! 

I understand this is not a typical request, and no additional services would be required, your drinks would obviously be paid as well.  If this is something you could do, please let me know the total cost.  I suspect 1 hour would be plenty of time for this ‘show’. 

I plan on not even telling the other guys about this, so there would be 100% authenticity in the ‘act’ – and would of course pay you up-front before your performance.

Do let me know if this is something you would like to do!  I think it would seriously make his night, and put him in a brilliant mood for the rest of the partying we’ll be doing after!"



Needless to say I am a rubbish actress LOL.

This fool is in for a surprise shock when he is presented with the full bill. - Flights (B...A) not the budget airlines - Hotel - 50percent of the fee before travel - other 50 percent when there. In total I would expect £4grand which this fee is not included in the accommodation and transportation that he is to cover. That is if I did such type of bookings.

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Dynamite Doll

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Re: How not to book an escort,world championships!
« Reply #13328 on: 27 March 2019, 02:20:42 pm »
** What this idiot is requesting I do not provide ***

Hi I'm looking for a session where I tie you up and tickle you nonstop. Once your tied down I'm allowed to do anything I like, but you can send me a 'no, no' list of things you don't like in advance. Are you up for a fun session like this? A session like no other...


My reply

You have the wrong type of escort.

Do read the females profile details including the enjoys likes list before sending your copy and paste email around.

Have a good day.

seleranda

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Re: How not to book an escort,world championships!
« Reply #13329 on: 27 March 2019, 06:51:21 pm »
This fool is in for a surprise shock when he is presented with the full bill. - Flights (B...A) not the budget airlines - Hotel - 50percent of the fee before travel - other 50 percent when there. In total I would expect £4grand which this fee is not included in the accommodation and transportation that he is to cover. That is if I did such type of bookings.

Oh, I forgot to mention that I do live in Barcelona. What was surprising is the request per se and how detailed it is for someone who isn't even him! I mean, the act is supposed to be for his friend. It would be entertaining the three of them though. It sounds sooo easy yet it would be sooo weird.

Dynamite Doll

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Re: How not to book an escort,world championships!
« Reply #13330 on: 27 March 2019, 07:18:45 pm »
Oh, I forgot to mention that I do live in Barcelona. What was surprising is the request per se and how detailed it is for someone who isn't even him! I mean, the act is supposed to be for his friend. It would be entertaining the three of them though. It sounds sooo easy yet it would be sooo weird.

Ohhhh but I still charge for other idiots friends who are being part of enjoyment entertainment. So the rate will be local Barcelona 1 hour outcall rate per  head then 50percent deposit and rest before entering the venue on the day of the booking. 

CelesteManchester

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Re: How not to book an escort,world championships!
« Reply #13331 on: 27 March 2019, 07:45:14 pm »
Dynamite Doll ~
That sounds creepy AF😮. The only way I'd agree to that is with a switchblade in my hand during the entire session, smh.

Obviously I'm ~ what is it you guys say? Taking the piss? But that sounds like a super way for him to pin you down & do whatever the hell he wants to you; your list of "no no's" be damned. *shudder*
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Re: How not to book an escort,world championships!
« Reply #13332 on: 27 March 2019, 09:18:30 pm »
I had a great one a few days (on whatsapp)

Him: Hi, I just saw your ad on [site] and I'am interested. Can you tell me more?
Me: Hello darling, what would you like to know?
Him: Are u good
Me: I assume you think so if you contacted me? ::)
Him: Ring me
Me: Why can't you call me if you want to talk on the phone?
Him: (texts on my phone not whatsapp) Ring me *Ignored* Ring me you dumb cow

I blocked him and he is still texting me to ring him  ::) ::)

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Re: How not to book an escort,world championships!
« Reply #13333 on: 27 March 2019, 09:21:08 pm »
I had a great one a few days (on whatsapp)

...Hi, I just saw your ad on [site] and I'am interested. Can you tell me more?...
In the last 2 weeks, I have had this same message from numerous numbers via WhatsApp.  I suspect it is a templated click-through message on VS.  (I may be wrong, of course).

HankyPanky

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Re: How not to book an escort,world championships!
« Reply #13334 on: 28 March 2019, 07:34:24 am »
Why do so many men say "I'm looking for someone regular" when booking for the first time.
It makes me cringe when they say it